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    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    You don’t have to say you love me
    Just remove your hand

    Real Lyric: You don’t have to say you love meJust be close at hand



    The story:

    I always imagined it was a song about her being harrassed in some way.
    I convinced my Dad that mine were the real words to this song. He thought the words were :

    You don’t have to say you love me
    Just because you can.

    I'll post them for him.

    I didn't realise the the words were any different until December 2009 when, at my daughters 21st birthday party, I started singing it a little too loudly (hic!). Luckily everyone thought I was rat arsed.
    I do think my version is better and, yes I was on an interesting pint or three - only at the party though.

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