You got 2 problems:
I got my ass wipe.
You got your fig trees.
I got my ashed pipe.

but i thought it could also be:

half pipe, ass pipe, or hashish pipe.

The story:

i found out when i was sitting around stoned with a friend of mine and she said that another word for weed was hash (i had always heard it called hashish). i said "like the song by weezer, hash pipe. once i sobered up it actually hit me that i had been so wrong so i looked the lyrics up.

*i only think that mine are better because i still think that rivers says ass wipe(d)!