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You gotta slow down SLOW DOWN sweet talkin' Lola SLOW DOWN
You got me runnin' RUN RUN you got me searchin'.
Hold on HOLD ON sweet talkin' lover HOLD ON
It's so sad if that's the way it's over.

Artist: ELO

Song: Sweet Talkin' Woman

Real Lyric: You gotta slow down SLOW DOWN sweet talkin' woman SLOW DOWNYou got me runnin' RUN RUN you got me searchin'.Hold on HOLD ON sweet talkin' lover HOLD ONIt's so sad if that's the way it's over.

The story:

I have always heard this as sweet talkin' Lola. We have a cat named "Lola" to whom I was singing the song and my husband laughed and said, "you know it's woman, don't you?"

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Submitted on

3/31/2008 5:00 pm

Age it happened

39

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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