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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You had strategically dipped your loved one -- I

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Song: You're So Vain
    Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

    The story:

    (The misheard line should be interpreted as she is
    explaining that "I" was his "loved one")
    After 40 forty years, I just learned the real
    line.

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    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/12/2016 6:44 pm

    Age it happened

    53

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Ms. Simon does imply that she is a former girlfriend of this guy, but not here: "But you gave away the things you loved/And one of them was me".

    Taken4Granite Jul 05, 2017 7:41 pm