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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You know where to put the c*ck

    Artist: The Who
    Song: We're Not Gonna Take It
    Real Lyric: You know where to put the caulk...

    The story:

    It sounds dirty, so it kind of fits because some of
    the characters in "Tommy" were less than reputable
    characters.

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    Submitted by

    hg3300

    Submitted on

    5/20/2013 5:07 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    it pays to look up the lyrics beforehand XP

    hg3300 Jun 05, 2013 3:39 am

    The real lyric is "cork" not "caulk"...still funny

    ross775 May 25, 2013 1:36 pm