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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You say its virgin
    Make it fast, make it virgin
    Do it quick, do it virgin
    Gotta rush, make it virgin
    Want it quick
    virgin, virgin, emergency
    virgin, virgin, emergency
    virgin, virgin, emergency
    virgin, virgin, emergency
    So Virgi

    Artist: Foreigner
    Song: Urgent
    Real Lyric: You say its urgentMake it fast, make it urgentDo it quick, do it urgentGotta rush, make it urgentWant it quickUrgent, urgent, emergencyUrgent, urgent, emergencyUrgent, urgent, emergencyUrgent, urgent, emergencySo urgent, emergencyEmer... emer... emer...Its urgent

    The story:

    this was actually my boyfriend's mistake - he always thought he was right about everything. we were laying in bed one night and he started singing this song. I corrected him and he was sure I was wrong. I knew I was right about this one and got myself out of bed to go get the record and prove it to him. he was sooooo embarassed!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/4/2007 9:48 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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