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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You say you can't stand my knobbly knees.

    Artist: Rod Stewart
    Real Lyric: You say you can't stand monotony



    The story:

    Played my Rod Stewart CD's and sang along whist cooking which drove my children to buy me an MP3 player. Still sang along and when they heard this lyric didn't believe that he would write that so we googled it and they were right and I had been singing the wrong words for 20 odd years!

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