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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a clam.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: You should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a man.

    The story:

    It was actually my friend. We were singing it, and I'm like "what? clam? what are you talking about?" and she's like "that's what it is" and i'm like "no, it's man you idiot" I still laugh at her.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/24/2004 12:24 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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