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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You think you're gonna kick my **s
    You don't

    Artist: Jennifer Lopez
    Song: Love Don't Cost a Thing
    Real Lyric: You think you're gotta keep me icedYou don't

    The story:

    I still think my lyric is better because it makes so much more sense. I mean, "keep me iced" sounds weird to me, in a sort of Walt Disney way. Still, I was more embarassed that my friends caught me singing a Jennifer Lopez song than for me getting the lyrics wrong.

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    Submitted by

    burkemancometh

    Submitted on

    4/2/2008 7:26 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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