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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You'll be dancing once again, like a penguin...

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Chiquitita
    Real Lyric: You'll be dancing once again, and the pain will end...

    The story:

    I didn't realize this for 30+ years, 'til just before I went to see the Mama Mia movie. I told my girlfriends about it, and they all laughed.

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    Submitted by

    mrburch65

    Submitted on

    8/19/2008 12:34 pm

    Age it happened

    43

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Penguin! xD

    MissTengu Feb 14, 2010 10:49 pm