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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your adhesive's turning one
    Flip it over and then it's done

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: You're a teaser, you turn 'em onLeave them burning and then you're gone



    The story:

    The first line I've been mishearing for ages. I know perfectly well what it says, but this is what it sounds like. The second line's funnier: I was trying to explain to my mom that I heard the first line wrong, so I was singing it for her and realized I didn't know what it said for the second line. That was what my brain supplied.

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