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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Your gum sticks to my hair

Artist: Def Leppard

Song: Photograph

Real Lyric: You've gone straight to my head

The story:

My sister and I were listening to it and she thought it was the funniest thing when she heard me sing it that way. She was 14 at the time. We're 23 and 22 now!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

3/14/1998 12:00 am

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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LOL, very funny.

PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:41 am