Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.

The story:

A double mondegreen night tonight. After dinner I
was going through some of the Top 100 on
kissthisguy.com and one was: The Bee Gees - More
Than a Woman and the mondegreen was, "Norman's a
woman, Norman's a woman to me."

We like the Bee Gees and the kids know this song
so we all laughed and laughed over that
misinterpretation.

A little later we were doing some quick grocery
shopping and this Bee Gee's mondegreen is now an
earwhig and I'm softly singing, "Norman's a
woman," and we're all laughing. Suddenly our nine
year old daughter turns to me and says, "I thought
it was, 'Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to
me'." We all burst out laughing in the middle of
the produce section of Albertson's. I'm sure
everyone there thought we were more than a few
peanuts shy of a Snickers. Leave it to a nine year
old to mondegreen a mondegreen and have that one
better than the misinterpretation.