You're a real mother sucker!

The story:

I heard this song on the radio when I was about 10, and I knew you couldn't get away with saying "motherf**ker" on the radio. But maybe "mother sucker" was enough to disguise their intentions.

Well, I finally learned in college I was not only wrong about the lyrics, I was wrong about the language -- They were singing in Spanish! But everyone that sang along didn't know that either. In fact, most of them sang "motherf**ker!

(I also couldn't understand why they were singing about molestation, but that's another story.)