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    You're still the one who can scratch my ear

    Artist: Orleans
    Song: Still The One
    Real Lyric: You're still the one who can scratch my itch

    The story:

    I was listening to the song on the car radio with my mom when she asked, "Is he saying still the one who can scratch my ear?" I couldn't stop laughing and said "Imagine if someone asked the guy how his marriage has lasted so long and he says 'As soon as she scratched my ear I knew we were meant to be'".

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    Submitted by

    RivkaM

    Submitted on

    8/18/2007 6:27 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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