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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen.
    You've got the office mail today."

    Artist: Donna Lewis
    Song: I Love You Always and Forever
    Real Lyric: "You've got the most unbelievable blue eyes I've ever seen.You've got me almost melting away."

    The story:

    I always knew I was wrong. Luckily, I kept it to myself until the day
    I was finally thinking about it and had my smart phone handy. Even
    knowing the CORRECT lyrics, I can't hear the word "unbelievable",
    and the pause between "you've got" and "me almost" is the worst
    phrasing EVER.

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    Submitted by

    kuffpah

    Submitted on

    10/27/2013 9:54 pm

    Age it happened

    47

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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