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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've got your problems
    I've got my ass wipe
    You've got your big jeans
    I've got my hash pipe

    Artist: Weezer
    Song: Hash Pipe
    Real Lyric: You've got your problemsI've got my ass wideYou've got your big G'sI've got my hash pipe

    The story:

    I still think they say asswipe instead of eye swipe! What is an eye swipe anyways? If anyone knows please tell me!
    Me and my friend were singing it this way at lunch, now I know why we got so many strange looks. I always thought it was because we can't sing!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/14/2001 4:27 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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