Ziggy really sang
Scooter pies and screw down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan

The story:

I have been listening to this album since I was a little kid, when it came out in the early 1970s. Earlier this week I had just downloaded my entire CD collection to my new iPod. I was singing the song out loud (with my headphones on) when my extraordinarily hip teenage nephew pointed out my mistake in front of his friends.