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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wake up in the morning
    get certs with retsin

    Artist: Desmond Dekker & The Aces
    Song: (Poor Me) Israelites
    Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, IsraelitesWife and kids dem pack up and leave meDarling she said I was yours to receivePoor, poor me, Israelites

    The story:

    We were going to cover this song in our band, but nobody knew what the lyrics were, the guitarist suggested the above phrase, and we have heard it this way until we looked at one of your entries.Not that in the 60's they even HAD retsin...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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