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All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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  1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big butts in a can of limes.
  2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
  3. Madonna: Into the Groove
    I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
  4. Abba: Dancing Queen
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
  5. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
  6. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
  7. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y
  8. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
  9. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    I'm so Passť
  10. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries
  11. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
  12. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
  13. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine
  14. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy
  15. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
  16. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
  17. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
    In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
  18. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
  19. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
    Jean Ebert
  20. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
    'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...
  21. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
  22. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
  23. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
  24. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
  25. James Brown: I Feel Good
    So good, So good, I got a U
  26. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
    Money for nothin' and chips for free
  27. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal
  28. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
  29. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
  30. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
  31. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
  32. The Jam: Town Called Malice
    Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
  33. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
  34. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
  35. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
    My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...
  36. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
  37. Hanson: MMMBop
    A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
  38. Commodores: Brick House
    She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
  39. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
    Take your pants off and make it happen.
  40. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
    I'm Terry Wogan
  41. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
    Joy to the visions that the people see
  42. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
  43. Hanson: MMMBop
    so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
  44. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
  45. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
  46. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.
  47. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
  48. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
    The artichokes begin to dream
  49. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!
  50. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Mushrooms are nasty
  51. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
  52. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
    Lonely house cat of love
  53. Clash: Rock The Casbah
    Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
  54. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
    "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
  55. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
    Let me take French
  56. Eagles: Wasted Time
    Keanu Reaves had got you thinkin'
  57. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Life in the vast plain
  58. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
  59. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
    My anus is the center hole
  60. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Text the ladies extra longer
  61. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
  62. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
    "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
  63. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
    Goodbye, aubergine
  64. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
    Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
  65. Celine Dion: Alone
    "How do I get you a loan?"
  66. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
    Raised on Prilosec
  67. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
  68. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Here we are now in containers
  69. Queen: I Want It All
    Listen, naughty people!
  70. Ellie Goulding: Burn
    Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world
  71. Laura Branigan: Self Control
    You take my cell phone home.
  72. The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
    I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...
  73. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Bikes in the fast lane
  74. Elton John: Your Song
    I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
  75. Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion
    I suck at that emotion
  76. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.
  77. Prince: Little Red Corvette
    Miracle whip - baby you're much too fast
  78. Black Keys: Little Black Submarines
    Old can of beans
  79. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
    You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've...
  80. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
    There's a bathroom on the right
  81. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, ple...
  82. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
    But wait I hear they're prissy bourgeois all that
  83. REO Speedwagon: Can't Fight This Feeling
    You're a candle in the window and a corn dog when it's nigh...
  84. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    C'mon body let's go potty.
  85. Tom Jones: She's A Lady
    "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
  86. Nine Inch Nails: Closer
    I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B...
  87. Billy Joel: You May Be Right
    You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be the ...
  88. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
  89. Monkees: I'm A Believer
    Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
  90. Elton John: Rocket Man
    Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol.
  91. Grizzly Bear: Two Weeks
    Would you always, Melisande (Melisandre?) Meli Meli Take you...
  92. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
  93. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
    Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire.
  94. Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
    Little miss Little miss candy draws
  95. Eagles: Hotel California
    Warm smell of collegiates, rising up through the air.
  96. The Beatles: Eight days a week
    "Hey Say Louise": "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥...
  97. Guns N' Roses: Civil War
    'Cause all these dreams are web design
  98. Allan Sherman: Camp Granada
    "I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. ...
  99. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    Wrapped up like a douche
    Another rumour in the night
  100. Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
    Ham on rye...

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