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  1. Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
    Down to the river, Onions!
  2. Smash Mouth: All Star
    So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with Nick from...
  3. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Living with a lover with a red IPhone
  4. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
  5. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big butts in a can of limes.
  6. Abba: Dancing Queen
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
  7. Madonna: Into the Groove
    I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
  8. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
  9. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
  10. Van Halen: Panama
    Padded bra
  11. Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
    Why, why, why, why start at Uber?
  12. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries
  13. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y
  14. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
  15. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    I'm so Passé
  16. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
  17. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
  18. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine
  19. Judas Priest: Turbo Lover
    You can't retweet, I spy like no other
  20. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works f...
  21. John Lennon: Imagine
    But i'm not Obi-Wan
  22. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
    That is all for me, Itá
  23. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy
  24. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
  25. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Donald Duck took my chances
  26. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
  27. Europe: The Final Countdown
    We´re working for peanuts.
  28. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
    I remember when Iraq was young
  29. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
    In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
  30. Hozier: Take Me to Church
    Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...
  31. Prince: Raspberry Beret
    Rats marry their friends
  32. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
  33. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big bucks in a can of lard.
  34. Savage Garden: I Want You
    Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for
  35. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
    Drum and guitar love
  36. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
    Jean Ebert
  37. Genesis: Invisible Touch
    "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."
  38. Outkast: Hey Ya
    Shake it like a horny white preacher.
  39. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
    'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...
  40. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
  41. Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
    Feelin'... like a ham-and-mustard shake
  42. Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
    I bit down - I bit down hard on Davy
  43. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
  44. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
  45. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
  46. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
  47. Styx: Babe
    Bare bum leaving
  48. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
  49. James Brown: I Feel Good
    So good, So good, I got a U
  50. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
    Reagan rocks in the hot sun
  51. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
  52. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
    Money for nothin' and chips for free
  53. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal
  54. Wham!: Careless Whisper
    Guilty penis got no rhythm...
  55. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
  56. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
  57. The Jam: Town Called Malice
    Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
  58. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burning
  59. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
  60. Green Day: Good Riddance
    It's something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope ...
  61. The Chainsmokers: Roses
    He already knows that my wall is fire
  62. Hanson: MMMBop
    A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
  63. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
  64. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
    My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...
  65. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
    Ain't Taco Bell love
  66. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
    You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy
  67. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
    Take your pants off and make it happen.
  68. Commodores: Brick House
    She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
  69. Judy Collins: Salt of the Earth
    Let's drink to assaulting the Earth.
  70. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
    I'm Terry Wogan
  71. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
    Joy to the visions that the people see
  72. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
  73. Prince: Kiss
    I just wanna extradite your kids
  74. Hanson: MMMBop
    so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
  75. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
    Looks like we mated
  76. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
  77. Steppenwolf: Born To Be Wild
    Fry all of your guts a-and explode into spaaac
  78. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.
  79. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
  80. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!
  81. Beyonce: Single Ladies
    I own a Single Lettuce
  82. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
  83. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
    The artichokes begin to dream
  84. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
    did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...
  85. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
    Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy...
  86. Prince: When Doves Cry
    maybe i'm just like my father, too cold maybe i'm just like ...
  87. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Mushrooms are nasty
  88. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
  89. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
    Lonely house cat of love
  90. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...
  91. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con...
  92. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
    Come to the bank
  93. Clash: Rock The Casbah
    Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
  94. Bob Marley: Is This Love
    We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
  95. KC and the Sunshine Band: Keep It Comin' Love
    Keep it common law
  96. Prince: Little Red Corvette
    Living co-ed!
  97. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
    "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
  98. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
    Let me take French
  99. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
    She don't like, She don't like, She don't like, She don't...
  100. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
    She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Gauguin


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