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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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    1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big butts in a can of limes.
    2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
      Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
    3. Abba: Dancing Queen
      See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
    4. Madonna: Into the Groove
      I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
    5. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
      The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
    6. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
    7. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
      Check your p***y
    8. OneRepublic: Apologize
      It's too late to order fries
    9. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
    10. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so Passé
    11. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
    12. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
      This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
    13. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
      Suitcase, Dramamine
    14. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works f...
    15. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
      All work and no play makes me a dough boy
    16. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
    17. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      Donald Duck took my chances
    18. Toto: Africa
      There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
    19. Europe: The Final Countdown
      We´re working for peanuts.
    20. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      I remember when Iraq was young
    21. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
      In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
    22. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...
    23. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
    24. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big bucks in a can of lard.
    25. Savage Garden: I Want You
      Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for
    26. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Drum and guitar love
    27. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
      Jean Ebert
    28. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."
    29. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
      'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...
    30. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
    31. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
    32. National Anthems: Oh Canada
      Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
    33. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
    34. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
    35. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
    36. James Brown: I Feel Good
      So good, So good, I got a U
    37. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
      Reagan rocks in the hot sun
    38. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
    39. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
      Money for nothin' and chips for free
    40. Starship: We Built This City
      We built this city on logs and coal
    41. Wham!: Careless Whisper
      Guilty penis got no rhythm...
    42. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
    43. The Jam: Town Called Malice
      Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
    44. Metallica: Fuel
      give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
    45. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
    46. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burning
    47. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      He already knows that my wall is fire
    48. Green Day: Good Riddance
      It's something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope ...
    49. Hanson: MMMBop
      A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
    50. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
    51. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
      My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...
    52. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy
    53. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Ain't Taco Bell love
    54. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
      Take your pants off and make it happen.
    55. Commodores: Brick House
      She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
    56. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
      I'm Terry Wogan
    57. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
      Joy to the visions that the people see
    58. Alice Cooper: Poison
      I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
    59. Prince: Kiss
      I just wanna extradite your kids
    60. Hanson: MMMBop
      so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
    61. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
      Looks like we mated
    62. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
    63. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
      I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
    64. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Oprah got no style!
    65. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
      Like a Scottish raper.
    66. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
    67. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
      The artichokes begin to dream
    68. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
      did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...
    69. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy...
    70. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Mushrooms are nasty
    71. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the mamba
    72. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Lonely house cat of love
    73. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...
    74. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con...
    75. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
    76. Bob Marley: Is This Love
      We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
    77. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
      "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
    78. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, She don't like, She don't like, She don't...
    79. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
      Let me take French
    80. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Gauguin
    81. Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
      I drive off in my car. In my Chervrolet, I go
    82. Eagles: Wasted Time
      Keanu Reaves had got you thinkin'
    83. Omi: Cheerleader
      I think I found myself a jelly bear
    84. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Life in the vast plain
    85. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
      My anus is the center hole
    86. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
      "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
    87. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
    88. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
    89. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Text the ladies extra longer
    90. Devo: Whip It
      tattoo detective
    91. Corey Hart: Sunglasses at Night
      Dump the Soufflé on the guy in shades, oh no!
    92. Bob Dylan: Idiot Wind
      even Jesus had distorted facts
    93. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
      Goodbye, aubergine
    94. The Temptations: Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
      When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made
    95. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
      Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
    96. Celine Dion: Alone
      "How do I get you a loan?"
    97. Steely Dan: Reelin' In The Years
      Are you ringing in the ears
    98. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
    99. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
      Raised on Prilosec
    100. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      Here we are now in containers