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    Song: Africa

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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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    1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big butts in a can of limes.
    2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
      Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
    3. Madonna: Into the Groove
      I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
    4. Abba: Dancing Queen
      See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
    5. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
      The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
    6. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
    7. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
      Check your p***y
    8. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
    9. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so Passť
    10. OneRepublic: Apologize
      It's too late to order fries
    11. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
    12. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
      This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
    13. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
      Suitcase, Dramamine
    14. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
      All work and no play makes me a dough boy
    15. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
    16. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      Donald Duck took my chances
    17. Toto: Africa
      There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
    18. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
      In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
    19. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
    20. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...
    21. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
      Jean Ebert
    22. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
      'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...
    23. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
    24. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
    25. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
    26. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
    27. James Brown: I Feel Good
      So good, So good, I got a U
    28. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
      Money for nothin' and chips for free
    29. National Anthems: Oh Canada
      Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
    30. Starship: We Built This City
      We built this city on logs and coal
    31. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
    32. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
    33. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
    34. The Jam: Town Called Malice
      Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
    35. Metallica: Fuel
      give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
    36. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
    37. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
    38. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
      My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...
    39. Hanson: MMMBop
      A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
    40. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Ain't Taco Bell love
    41. Commodores: Brick House
      She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
    42. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
      Take your pants off and make it happen.
    43. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
      I'm Terry Wogan
    44. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
      Joy to the visions that the people see
    45. Alice Cooper: Poison
      I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
    46. Hanson: MMMBop
      so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
    47. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
      I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
    48. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
      Looks like we mated
    49. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
    50. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
      Like a Scottish raper.
    51. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
    52. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
      did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...
    53. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Oprah got no style!
    54. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
      The artichokes begin to dream
    55. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Mushrooms are nasty
    56. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the mamba
    57. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Lonely house cat of love
    58. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...
    59. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
    60. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
      "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
    61. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
      Let me take French
    62. Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
      I drive off in my car. In my Chervrolet, I go
    63. Eagles: Wasted Time
      Keanu Reaves had got you thinkin'
    64. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Life in the vast plain
    65. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
      My anus is the center hole
    66. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
    67. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Text the ladies extra longer
    68. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
      "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
    69. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
    70. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
      Goodbye, aubergine
    71. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
      Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
    72. Celine Dion: Alone
      "How do I get you a loan?"
    73. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
      Raised on Prilosec
    74. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
    75. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      Here we are now in containers
    76. Queen: I Want It All
      Listen, naughty people!
    77. Ellie Goulding: Burn
      Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world
    78. Laura Branigan: Self Control
      You take my cell phone home.
    79. The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
      I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...
    80. Elton John: Your Song
      I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
    81. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Bikes in the fast lane
    82. Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion
      I suck at that emotion
    83. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.
    84. Prince: Little Red Corvette
      Miracle whip - baby you're much too fast
    85. Black Keys: Little Black Submarines
      Old can of beans
    86. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
      You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've...
    87. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
      There's a bathroom on the right
    88. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
      And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, ple...
    89. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
      But wait I hear they're prissy bourgeois all that
    90. REO Speedwagon: Can't Fight This Feeling
      You're a candle in the window and a corn dog when it's nigh...
    91. Aqua: Barbie Girl
      C'mon body let's go potty.
    92. Tom Jones: She's A Lady
      "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
    93. Nine Inch Nails: Closer
      I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B...
    94. Billy Joel: You May Be Right
      You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be the ...
    95. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
      It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
    96. Monkees: I'm A Believer
      Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
    97. Elton John: Rocket Man
      Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol.
    98. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
      Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire.
    99. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
      Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
    100. Grizzly Bear: Two Weeks
      Would you always, Melisande (Melisandre?) Meli Meli Take you...