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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a woman... more than a woman to me



    The story:

    (actually, it was my MOM who had misinterpreted these words!) My Mom and I were in the car and the song came on the radio. She just started singing the wrong words and I cracked up!

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    Wicked - long time since I heard/misheard that hee hee!

    Beehappy Aug 03, 2014 8:42 am


    There was a parody version back in the day called "bald headed woman"...your mom was listening to dr. demento

    ross775 May 25, 2013 1:52 pm


    http://www.kissthisguy.com/call-the-room-boy-boy-dont-give-it-up-misheard-48456.htm

    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:38 am


    I always thought it was "Bald Headed Woman" until I met Robin Gibb who corrected me.

    drumalban Mar 13, 2012 1:18 pm


    Billy Joel sings what? This song is by the Bee Gees.

    tgelinas Jan 03, 2012 7:29 pm


    I originally heard it as "Oriental Woman"

    stillfirstinspace Oct 19, 2011 3:14 am


    Billy Joel sings it but very funny ^^

    Tibarn Sep 06, 2011 9:36 pm


    BALD HEADED WOMAN!!!!

    Disneyfan217 Jun 23, 2010 9:04 pm