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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. R.E.M.: FInest Worksong
      The finest of owls.
    2. The Beatles: Baby You're A Rich Man
      Baby you're a race track, baby you're a race track
    3. Bee Gees: You Should Be Dancing
      What you doin' in your baby's butt? aah?
    4. Marina and The Diamonds: Radioactive
      Waiting for the night fall, for my hard-earned night off
    5. Ed Sheeran: Eraser
      And I'll find comfort in my pain: a razor
    6. Slipknot: Before I Forget
      It justifies my memes.
    7. Inner City: Big Fun
      We're having meatballs
    8. Maroon 5: Payphone
      If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish
    9. Flo Rida: Wild Ones
      I wanna s**t on a clown with you
    10. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar
    11. Soundtracks: Pennies From Heaven
      Every time it rains, it rains panties from heaven
    12. Life of Dillon: Overload
      Old bologna
    13. Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
      Why, why, why, why start at Uber?
    14. Halsey: Devil in me
      I won't take anyone down with a cartoon knife
    15. Blackbear: Idfc
      Tell me pretty lice and milk me in the face Tell me , that you love me even if it's fake
    16. The Beatles: Eight days a week
      So why on earth should I moan cause when I get you a loan , you know I feel okay.
    17. Young Thug: RiRi
      And my niggas, nigga just, Nietzsche said
    18. Twenty One Pilots: Stressed Out
      Wish we could turn back time, to the good dog days, , When our mommy sent us to sweep but now we're stressed , out.
    19. Peter Gabriel: Biko
      Kill a martyr
    20. The Beatles: Mean Mr. Mustard
      Keeps a ten-mark note up his nose
    21. Moody Blues: Nights in White Satin
      Knights in white satin
    22. Eric Clapton: Wonderful Tonight
      I go to the POTTY, everyone turns to see..
    23. They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul
      Little Virgin Mary in the light switch, who watches over you...
    24. Apologetix: All The Stalls Stink
      Savior ain't come, I will not go
    25. They Might Be Giants: Everything Right Is Wrong Again
      All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving And nobody would stop and simmer...
    26. Calvin Harris: Feels
      Don't be afraid to catch fish.
    27. Outkast: Bombs Over Baghdad
      Popcorn youth on the edge of revival
    28. Toto: Africa
      Wild dogs cry out in the night, As Negro wrestlers, longing for some solitary , company...
    29. Fleetwood Mac: Seven Wonders
      [Bridge], If I hope and if I pray, Ooh I might put out some day
    30. Doors: Love Me Two Times
      Love me one time, two nuts be
    31. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Lookin' Out My Back Door
      Heard the soon-eyes singin'
    32. Supertramp: Breakfast In America
      The chicken gumbo, it tastes like water, breakfast , in America...
    33. America: Ventura Highway
      Seasons crying no despair, Alligator lizards in the air
    34. BTO: Takin' Care Of Business
      Taking care of prisoners
    35. Rick Springfield: Affair Of The Heart
      There was a bear in the park
    36. Ed Sheeran: Shape of You
      And now I bet she smelt like you
    37. 38 Special: Hold On Loosely
      Just hold on loose leg, But don't let go, If you cling too tightly, You're gonna lose control
    38. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Wrote a song for everyone
      Brush on the red one
    39. Cat Stevens: Father and Son
      If they were right, I'd agree, But it's Lemleo, not me
    40. Kenny Loggins: Danger Zone
      She got you jumpin' off the deck, Shove it in her own vagin'...
    41. Sweet Sensation: Sad Sweet Dreamer
      Plastic Jesus
    42. Drake: One Dance
      That's why I need a one dance, Got to have a scene in my mind
    43. Bob Marley: Redemption Song
      We followed in this generation. Try hard, they did
    44. Police: Don't Stand So Close to Me
      No sand, no sand soap, no sand soap clothes dummy. Or Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close dummy.
    45. Sade: Smooth Operator
      Smooth of the red eye
    46. Deep Purple: Hush
      I need her lovin' and I'm not spleen now.
    47. The Weeknd: Party Monster
      Im good, Im good, Im gay
    48. Thomas Dolby: She Blinded Me with Science
      It's poetry in motion / She turned her tender eyes to me / As , deep as any ocean / As sweet as eHarmony
    49. Genesis: That's All
      Living with you is just putting me phooey all the time.
    50. Ed Sheeran: How Would You Feel (Paean)
      We were sitting in a pod car
    51. Bob Marley: Redemption Song
      Man, it's a day to die
    52. Hothouse Flowers: One Tongue
      Talking, talking talking wanton
    53. AC/DC: Big Jack
      I've been to Nome[City in Alaska, USA]I'm glad to be back
    54. Bob Marley: No Woman No Cry
      In the government lawn, in Frenchtown
    55. Clash: Should I Stay Or Should I Go
      Shugastero Shugabom
    56. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      It's 2 am and the beer is gone
    57. Alabama: If You're Gonna Play In Texas
      A cowboy in the back stood up and , yelled "Hot nacho"!
    58. Maroon 5: Animals
      It's like we can't stop we're animes
    59. Metallica: Fuel
      Give me two, give me five, give me dollar ninety-, five.
    60. Walk The Moon: Down In The Dumps
      Letting Aunty Obama get under my hide
    61. Panic! At The Disco: Hurricane
      You had gobbled up the guns
    62. Imagine Dragons: Demons
      It's when my semen cums
    63. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      Heavy Metal Pokemon (ahh)!
    64. Timbaland: The Way I Are
      We'll be the perfect song remix
    65. Stylistics: Auld Lang Syne
      We'll take a cup of punishment for Auld Lang Syne , ...
    66. Blondie: Heart Of Glass
      Friendship is just, not far behind
    67. Ariana Grande: Side to Side
      Can't hear their mouth, cause I
    68. Lady Gaga: Poker Face
      Cherry Pie, Cherry Pie, No he can't eat my cherry pie, (she can eat it like nobody), Can't eat my, Can't eat my, No he can't eat my ......., (she is gonna let nobody)
    69. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      My beatnik's been moved on a moonlit star
    70. The Beach Boys: Kokomo
      Martinique, I've got a rotten stink
    71. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Hit the dumpster! Hit the dumpster!
    72. Ricky Martin: She Bangs
      I go crazy 'cause she, Looks like a cow, But she stinks like a pig
    73. John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John: You're The One That I Want
      And my baby starts to fry
    74. Billy Talent: Red Flag
      The kiss in the crotch that kills the pain, The red flag waving never meant the same, The kids of tomorrow don't need today, When they live in the sins of yesterday
    75. Snoop Dogg: Gin and Juice
      rollin down the street smokin MENTHOL, sippin on , gin and juice
    76. John Fogerty: Centerfield
      It's a-gone and you can't tell that was a bat.
    77. REO Speedwagon: Sweet Time
      Been on a wagon,, Feedin your pig, , visit the chicken, , waitin to touch you again
    78. Lana del Ray: Body Electric
      Clinton is my daddy; Monica's my mother.
    79. Sophie Ellis-Baxter: Murder On The Dance Floor
      It's murder on the dancefloor But you better not , kill the groom.
    80. Seals and Crofts: Summer Breeze
      'going to the jazz club in my mind'
    81. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Proud Mary
      Huffed a lot of paint down in New Orleans.
    82. Ed Sheeran: Dive
      Before I die fighting to you
    83. Color Me Badd: All 4 Love
      Asking a potato chip, "Forever be mine?"
    84. Frankie Valli: My Eyes Adored You
      My eyes o' Georgia, though I never laid a hand on , you, , My eyes o' Georgia, like a million miles away from , me
    85. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Lock the cat box. Lock the cat box.
    86. Van Halen: Panama
      Padded bra
    87. John Lennon: Imagine
      But i'm not Obi-Wan
    88. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      Wanna see you with your body
    89. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so fancy, can't you kiss this girl?
    90. Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
      Feelin'... like a ham-and-mustard shake
    91. Steely Dan: Kid Charlemagne
      Get along Cheap Chardonnay
    92. Olivia Newton-John: You're The One That I Want
      I've got shoes,, They're made of plywood,, And they're losing their soles.
    93. Elmo and Patsy Shropshire: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
      Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking from the outhouse , Christmas Eve.
    94. Gary Numan: Down in the Park
      Down in the park with a fiend called Fi, or, Down in the park with a friend or five
    95. Sia: The Greatest
      Uh-Oh, running out of clothes but I,, Well, Oh I got Stamina.
    96. Lindsey Buckingham: Go Insane
      Whoop-de-doo, stay in school
    97. Helloween: Keeper of the Seven Keys
      You're so sad, without shaking your *ss.
    98. Outkast: Bombs Over Baghdad
      Hardcore Jews can't get into the Bible.
    99. Skillet: Those Nights
      Remember when we'd stay up late for taco night.
    100. Brit Nicole: The Lost Get Found
      Going around with your hair up, dating.