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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. Calvin Harris: Feels
      One minute you're here and then Mexico
    2. Tyr: dreams
      I still know the Lord
    3. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      So I'm looking at rock videos/Nazi bimbos lookin , like hos
    4. Kah-Lo: Fasta
      Bust the bastard!
    5. Leroy Pullins: I'm a Nut
      I'm a nut, I'm a nut, My life don't ever get interrupt, Well my head and my shoulders are sure loose, and I ain't got six dark gay of a goose, No I ain't a crazy buck, I'm a nut.
    6. ELO: Shine A Little Love
      You should have left on the light, And let me see it.
    7. Elton John: Blue Eyes
      Too wise, My babys not too wise
    8. Def Leppard: Animal
      We are the horny ones, on a light in day
    9. The Beach Boys: Help Me, Rhonda
      Happy times, hap-happy times., Help that rag doll--Yeah!--get around in my heart.
    10. Eric Carmen: Sunrise
      Sunrise symbolizes all that's wrong with the world , today.
    11. Eagles: Already Gone
      I will sing this '50s song/'Cause I'm already gone
    12. The Hollies: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
      Sat on a knife, I was kow-towed, Workin for the NPI, Sitting in a nasty bedpan, Whiskey bottles piling high, ---, Well the Being was palming my left hand, And she was holding my right, And I told her don't be scared, Cause you're gonna be spit, I gotta be
    13. Bob Welch: Ebony Eyes
      Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd , like to take her out of her jeans
    14. David Bowie: Ashes to Ashes
      Ashes to ashes dust to donkey
    15. Everlast: What It's Like
      Get a job, you f**king slobs ain't even right. , God forbid you ever have to walk my linen shoe..., ..., He liked to hang out ladylike, getting s**t faced with all those drugs, ..., `Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
    16. Harry Chapin: Cat's In The Cradle
      My new job is hassling the kids with the flu...
    17. Abba: Summer Night City
      It's a dream inside our reach
    18. Simon and Garfunkel: The Dangling Conversation
      It's a still life want of color
    19. The Beach Boys: Don't Worry Baby
      She told me, "Baby, when you raise the dead just take along , my love with you."
    20. Linn Van Hek: Intimacy
      Kids are the same
    21. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Til I hit the dumpster, Hit the dumpster
    22. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      Is it the look in your eyes, or is it these , dancing Jews?, Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
    23. The Beatles: For No One
      You find that all you were to kind of sling around, When she no longer needs you
    24. Twenty One Pilots: Ruby
      You're an eggshell
    25. BTS: Baepase (Silver Spoon)
      They call me Baepsae Hey YG is that gay
    26. BTS: Blood Sweat and Tears
      Want my money money
    27. Grace Vanderwaal: Beautiful Thing
      If we ever got into a fight over that woobie bed
    28. Rush: Show Don't Tell
      Give the jury direction,, Based on the M&M's
    29. Eric Church: Record year
      having an *rection here
    30. Doors: L.A. Woman
      I took a little downer 'bout an hour ago
    31. Bruce Springsteen: Blinded By The Light
      Blinded by the light , Lit up like a reefer that I rolled in the night
    32. Marshmello: Silence (ft. Khalid)
      Ken told me there's no point in trying
    33. Calvin Harris: Feels
      Don't be afraid to catch fish
    34. Rachel Platten: Stand By You
      Even if we can't find heaven, oh what the hell with you, I loved you not enough, but I'm gonna stand by you
    35. The Beatles: Magical Mystery Tour
      C'mon! I'll take you to Mexico., The men in their clean white coats are coming to , take you away.
    36. The Beach Boys: Wouldn't It Be Nice
      Good and natural, baby. Sleep on top of you, baby.
    37. Roxette: She's Got The Look
      Heavenly bomb, Cassandra's got her number
    38. Sam Cooke: Chain Gang
      That's the sound of the man working on the train, yeah...
    39. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      annie are wonky are you wonky are you wonky annie
    40. The Beatles: I Want To Hold Your Hand
      It's such a feeling that my lump, I get hives. I get hives! I get hives!!!
    41. Abba: Summer Night City
      Can't resist the strange attraction, From that giant down the hall
    42. Ed Sheeran: Shape of You
      Last night you were in my room, And now my butt cheeks smell like you
    43. War: The Cisco Kid
      Keeps the salty penis out the can
    44. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sing in the light, sing in the light
    45. Rolling Stones: Street Fighting Man
      Hey! My name is Gorgeous Purple., I'll shout and scream until the gang, Derails with all its burp on.
    46. Panic! At The Disco: Northern Downpour
      And that 1D meme
    47. Shawn Mendes: Treat You Better
      And any guy like you deserves a gentleman
    48. The Beatles: Day Tripper
      She was a gay stripper
    49. The Beatles: Paperback Writer
      Pay the black writer
    50. Barenaked Ladies: One Week
      Chicken vagina the Chinese chicken
    51. Billy Preston: Nothing From Nothing
      I'm not tryin' to plead a dosey-doe
    52. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Pour some sugar on me, C'mon, fatten me up
    53. Kelly Clarkson: I Do Not Hook Up
      I stopped dating
    54. Pharrell Williams: Feels
      Don't be afraid to catch fish
    55. Trio: Da Da Da
      Ick nick nick nick, ooh nick nick nick, aha.
    56. Paul Simon: Mother and Child Reunion
      Though I will not see tomorrow, Of this strange and mournful day
    57. Byrds: Eight Miles High
      Sidewalk sees that black man, Rosie
    58. Byrds: Mr. Tambourine Man
      In my sleepiness, there ain't no place like home
    59. Stan Ridgway: Camoflage
      Oh oh oh Camel Flowers
    60. Spine Shank: New Disease
      And it leads me to a nudity
    61. Savage Garden: Affirmations
      "I believe you can't control your childrens' , sexuality"
    62. Gorillaz: Stylo
      Comin' up to the Oberlo, Oberlo, Oberlo.
    63. Dexy's Midnight Runners: Come on Eileen
      Youth group, So cruel
    64. Dexy's Midnight Runners: Come on Eileen
      Youth group, So cruel
    65. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      We've gotta let go of all our clothes., We both know we ain't kids no more.
    66. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your new left hand love
    67. ZZ Top: La Grange
      Just let me know if you wanna go, To that whore mill down the drain, They got a lot of nice girls
    68. Nazareth: Hair Of The Dog
      Now you're messin' with a Southern b*tch
    69. Eva Simons: Guaya
      You are what I call a cereal
    70. The Script: Rain
      Can we just go back to p***s again?
    71. Taylor Swift: Ronan
      I watched him get roasted, then I can be handsome.
    72. Pink: What About Us
      And the soda ran down the river to fart.
    73. Taylor Swift: Wildest Dreams
      Standing in an ice chest, staring at the sunset , babe.
    74. LCD Soundsystem: Call the Police
      We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing, We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing, We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing, Mrs. No Hair, We own, we own, we own, we all know Mrs. No Hair, There is no one, Here, It moves like a virus
    75. Monkees: I'm A Believer
      Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her!
    76. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Order me that breakfast bed, Good dog, let me give you my life!
    77. Bad Company: Rock And Roll Fantasy
      Here come the Jetsons, One, two, three, It's all part of my fantasy
    78. The Weeknd: I Feel it Coming
      I'm just trying to get your eye
    79. Twenty One Pilots: Ruby
      Urination!!
    80. KC and the Sunshine Band: Shake Your Booty
      Chicken goofy, chicken goofy (yeah yeah)
    81. Megadeth: Angry Again
      A crowd of people stopped and stared, as not even the Arapahos dared!
    82. AC/DC: Meltdown
      Its a moo cow!
    83. Theme Songs: Mystery Science Theater 3000
      He'll have to sit and watch them all , And the monitor is mine
    84. Descendents: Hope
      When he comes home, your bed had better not be , gone.
    85. Calvin Harris: Sweet Nothing
      You're giving me sexy elephant, sweet elephant. I'm living on , sexy elephant.
    86. Drowning Pool: Bodies
      Let the body set the flow
    87. The Who: Baba O'Riley
      I fumble my meals
    88. Fall Out Boy: The Take Over, The Break's Over
      an eternity in the dark with smiles on our faces
    89. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      Come to the bank
    90. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You had one eye in the river as you watched , yourself garrotte
    91. Tina Turner: Better Be Good to Me
      'Cause I don't have the time, For your over loaded lime
    92. Commodores: Brick House
      She makes me freak out
    93. Elton John: Rocket Man
      Another man who thinks I am at home
    94. Aerosmith: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
      Yeah, yeah Do me like a lady
    95. Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
      Speak trees are made of tyres, Who am I to Tissot dreams, Scrambled the world in the seventeen
    96. Madness: Our House
      Father haves his someday mess, Mother's tired she needs a rest, The kids are playing up those stairs, Sister staying in those s**ts
    97. John Mellencamp: Jack and Diane
      Change is coming 'round real soon, naked women in , bed.
    98. Megadeth: Five Magics
      Give me aquaman
    99. Linkin Park: No More Sorrow
      I paid for yummy steaks!
    100. Imagine Dragons: Believer
      Hey, you burp me up, you burp me up, believe it, , believe it.