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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. George Benson: Give Me The Night
      ..."Cause there's music in the air and lots of lovin' , everywhere so give me the knife"
    2. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church, I'll wash you like a doll in the , Saturday light, I'll take you my sip so you can , show me your life
    3. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night
    4. Styx: Renegade
      The renegade, you had it made/They tripled the bounty
    5. Taco: Puttin' on the Ritz
      God God damn, God God damn
    6. R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People
      Golden children shine
    7. Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up
      ........."I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand, Then I'm gonna give you up, Then I'm gonna let you down, Then I'm gonna run around and desert you, Then I'm gonna make you cry, Then I'm gonna say goodbye, Then I'm gonna tell a l
    8. 12 Stones: Time for Tea
      Rid of German company
    9. Slaid Cleaves: Primer Gray
      I'll take mine from the grave
    10. Clean Bandit: Solo (ft. Demi Lovato)
      Quack quack quack, but I like to party
    11. No Doubt: Spiderwebs
      It’s all your fault, I scream my balls off.
    12. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      This is a madhouse, feels like being grown
    13. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      Rest stop from the borderline
    14. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      Fifth star from the borderline
    15. Golden Earring: Radar Love
      We got a thing that's called red hot love
    16. Portugal. The Man: Feel it Still
      We could find a waffle feast
    17. Iron Maiden: Prodigal Son
      The devil's got a hold of my balls, and he's , swiping my 'nads!
    18. Megadeth: Wake Up Dead
      About the other, other lover? Rihanna
    19. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Right On Time
      I ain`t got rhytm without , Flea
    20. Muse: Supermassive Black Hole
      Donkeys marching in the dead , of night
    21. Ed Sheeran: Shape of You
      Every league pays my ransom things brand new
    22. Muse: Supermassive Black Hole
      Donkeys marching in the dead , of night
    23. Florence + The Machine: what kind of man
      Oh mercy i am flo
    24. Florence + The Machine: what kind of man
      oh mercy i am flo
    25. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Doctor says he's coming, but you got a , burning flash
    26. Madness: One Step Beyond
      The Nazi-est sound around
    27. Mark Knopfler: Junkie Doll
      Chunky dog, stuck on you, my chunky dog
    28. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
      Thunder cheese
    29. The Who: Won't Get Fooled Again
      I sing my song to the pilot spaceman
    30. Camila Cabello: Havana
      I knew him forever in a minute (That's somewhat lying)
    31. Blackstreet: No Diggity
      By no means Zach Braff
    32. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      We've gotta let go of all of our clothes
    33. Joe Public: Live and Learn
      Before you break the sperm
    34. Traditional: Doxology
      Praise Him all creatures, Cheerios!
    35. Traditional: Gloria Patri
      As it was in all the ditties is now and ever shall , be
    36. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
      She's got electric boobs. Her ma has too. You know , they're ready when they act insane!
    37. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Sharee, I'm dyin'/What could you ask for
    38. Elton John: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
      I could sink a little drink and shout out, "Shivaree!"
    39. Family Force 5: D-I-E 4 Y-O-U
      Bleed on my brudda for ya, Be takin' lobsters while the the knife says, Be all the risen for ya, Do the hop-bop for ya
    40. Human League: Mirror Man
      Here comes the pyramid, Says he's a pickle fan, Here comes the pyramid!
    41. Prince: Little Red Corvette
      I guess I should of known, By the way you popped your collar sideways, That it wouldn't last
    42. Clash: The Magnificent Seven
      Mari-juana! Don't smoke!
    43. Marina and The Diamonds: Bubblegum b***h
      Got a figure like a peanut butter figure like a doll
    44. Ben Folds: Rockin' the Suburbs
      I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Michael Jackson did,, I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that he was palliative
    45. Adele: Rumour Has It
      Uber hassen
    46. Fear Factory: replica
      I have crepes I can taste
    47. Michael Jackson: Human Nature
      If this town is just a nipple, Then let me take a bite
    48. Grateful Dead: Truckin'
      I guess I can't refocus all the time
    49. 21 Pilots: Ride
      I'm boring, so I'm taking my time on my life
    50. Emilie Adams: Aliens
      Open up, open the barbecue, just
    51. AJR: Come Hang Out
      Yep yep I missed another fried egg
    52. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
      Don't fool around tonight
    53. One Direction: up all night
      katy perry’s on a plane, she’s on plane
    54. Karnivool: Fear of the Sky
      With you in mind, with you and Diane
    55. Karnivool: Sky Machine
      Please try to understand, there is no grape man
    56. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      "Ah yeah, Ah yeah. I've got this feelin' inside my balls. It , goes electric baby when I turn it on"
    57. Ace of Base: The Sign
      I'm so bazzoid and it opened up my eyes, I'm so bazzoid, Life is demanding without understanding, I'm so bazzoid and it opened up my eyes, I'm so bazzoid, No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you , belong, But where do you belong?
    58. The Smiths: Heaven knows I'm miserable now
      I was happy in the eyes of a drunken owl
    59. Idina Menzel: Let It go
      Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back, let it go
    60. Foster The People: Pumped Up Kicks
      All the other geeks with the punk-up gist, better run, better run, I've got my gun, all the other geeks with the punk-up gist, better run, better run, fasten up my bullet
    61. Imagine Dragons: On Top Of The World
      O someone top of the world, eh, I'm on top of the world, eh, wake them this for a what now, paying my juice to the dirt, I've been waiting to smile, eh, now holding in for a while, eh, take you in me if I can, you've dreaming of this since a child, I'm on
    62. Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
      Riding a rock, dude! Riding a rock, dude!
    63. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      I think this it what you came for
    64. Corinne Bailey Rae: Put Your Records On
      Summer came like summer girl, so sweet
    65. Corinne Bailey Rae: Put Your Records On
      Santa in favourite jeans, I hope you get your dreams
    66. Paul Simon: Duncan
      And I was born in the borough of Manichowder
    67. Paul Simon: Kodachrome
      I got my own camera
    68. Paul Simon: Hearts and Bones
      The art of a love affair
    69. Paul Simon: Take Me to the Mardi Gras
      You can legalize your loans (loathes?)
    70. Snoop Dogg: Young, Wild & Free
      So we smoke beef
    71. David Banner: Cadillac On 22’s
      Cadillac Song 22
    72. John Mellencamp: Lonely Ol Night
      She calls me Elvis's baby, it's a lonely ol' night
    73. The Cure: All I Want
      Just to hold you like a dog
    74. Billy Joel: Big Shot
      And the story of the latest sex kept 'em so entertained
    75. Pat Benatar: Shadow Of The Night
      Surrender all your dreams to me tonight / Welcome to , Indiana.
    76. ELO: Evil Woman
      Illegal Woman,, Illegal Woman,
    77. Go-Gos: We Got The Beat
      We Got To Pee,, We Got To Pee....
    78. BTS: Danger
      why not is she a man?
    79. Radiohead: Fake Plastic Trees
      A crackpot with styrene eyes
    80. The Beatles: Strawberry Fields Forever
      And nothing to write home about
    81. Kenny Loggins: Footloose
      Loose, Footloose, kick of your Sundance shoes
    82. Eagles Of Death Metal: San Berdoo Sunburn
      Her face would make a duchess out West, in San , Bernardino.
    83. Fear Factory: Resurrection
      Whores that shatter balls, absence of morality
    84. Megadeth: Peace Sells
      What do you mean I don't take my pills?, Why do you think I choke? Huh?
    85. Taylor Swift: Back to December
      Wishing diarrhea
    86. Corinne Bailey Rae: Put Your Records On
      Sci-Fi invader beings, I hope you get your dreams
    87. Bruno Mars: Finesse
      Ladies grab your phallus
    88. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , O, O
    89. John Newman: Fire In Me
      I'm starting with my aunts wish
    90. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      Stand up and dance with me
    91. Traditional: Strawberry Fair
      A lime, a lime, a horrid little lime.
    92. Sunflower Bean: I Was a Fool
      All I heard were solids
    93. Boney M: Rasputin
      But he also was the kind of teacher we men would , desire
    94. Smashing Pumpkins: By Starlight
      Her ice, her eyesore is bacon as the seas, yeah.
    95. Jethro Tull: Aqualung
      Salvation all at home, and a couple of teeth
    96. Julian Lennon: Valotte
      Sitting on a pebble by the river playing guitar., Watchin' the parade and we're gonna get that far.
    97. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
      She's got electric boobs under her suit/You know I read it in a , magazine
    98. Aerosmith: Dream On
      Swing with me , Swing for the years , Swing for the laugh and swing for the tears
    99. The Beatles: Can't Buy Me Love
      Can't buy me loaf
    100. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      What do you think you'll do then/You're practicing down the , plain/It'll take you a couple of accurate talents/To get you on , your feet again