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    1. HIM: Join Me In Death
      Baby, join me in debt
    2. The Presents: No fun
      shaking in my boobs dipped in gold
    3. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Hop in the bat plane
    4. Walk The Moon: Shiver Shiver
      Why you gots to be a s**tbag?
    5. Celine Dion: Because You Loved Me
      You saw the piss there was in me
    6. Ronan Keating: Life Is A Rollercoaster
      Don't bite it
    7. Idina Menzel: Let It go
      Like a Storm Ranger, The goat never bothered me anyway
    8. The Cruxshadows: Ave Maria
      sometimes she talks to angels when she has a , little piss
    9. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty jeans, done dirt cheap.
    10. Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On
      Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the , hot dogs go on.
    11. Pearl Jam: Better Man
      She lies and says she's in love with him, can't , find a butter-man,, She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't , find a butter-man,, Can't find a butter-man, Can't find a butter-man
    12. Shamen: Ebeneezer Goode
      E's are good, E's are good,, These F'in E's are good!
    13. Skrillex: Make it bun dem
      Rub my piss, mush up the piss
    14. Belle and Sebastian: She's losing it
      The girl's got a lot to be murdered by
    15. Bon Iver: Skinny Love
      Staring at the same old blood and crushed veneer
    16. Sister Sledge: He's the greatest dancer
      I wonder why, He's the greatest dancer, I wonder why, That I've ever seen
    17. Zedd: Clarity
      'Cause you are, the piece of meat,, I wish, I didn't eat
    18. Lorde: Team
      Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl.....
    19. Enrique Iglesias: I Like It
      My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, my boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know.
    20. Tim Minchin: Canvas Bags
      Take your campus back, Take your campus back, Take your campus back, To the supermarket
    21. Rolling Stones: Start Me Up
      my *** got legs....my lips grow wings
    22. Bob Marley: No Woman No Cry
      No, wrong mango price.
    23. Fetty Wap: Trap Queen
      And I get drunk in my back car
    24. Pink: Fu*king Perfect
      Baby, baby prease, Don't you ever, ever feel, Like you're nothing, Nothing perfect
    25. Jason Mraz: I'm Yours
      But I won't has a tail, No more, no more., It cannot wait,, I'm yours.
    26. Kate Voegele: Sunshine In My Skye
      I want a violent bicycle
    27. Lost Frequencies: Are You With Me
      I wanna dance by the water, meet this mexican guy.
    28. David Gray: This Years Love
      Heaven knows it's pad thai.
    29. Chas & Dave: The Sideboard
      I don't care for the Comfort Inn
    30. Elton John: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
      Don't let your son go down on me
    31. Elton John: Philadelphia Freedom
      As I live and breath, it's Philadelphia Friedel
    32. Drowning Pool: Bodies
      Eating waffles (waffles)
    33. Kiss: Rock And Roll All Nite
      rock and roll all night and WANTING everyday
    34. Journey: Faithfully
      Surface life under the beach of wonders. We all need , the clouds to make us smile.
    35. David Bowie: Fame
      hey hey hey hey hey!
    36. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
      So, you wanna play with my cheeck
    37. Pitbull: Outta nowhere
      Sooner or later Xboxes disappear
    38. My Chemical Romance: Welcome To The Black Parade
      Take a loaf of meat, coz I could not care at all
    39. My Chemical Romance: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
      Aahh, we're just stupid-ass diabetics
    40. My Chemical Romance: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
      Aahh, we're just stupid as God had made us
    41. Louis Armstrong: Cabaret
      Life is a cabaret, oh chump.
    42. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Got a long list of Vix lovers.
    43. Queen: Under Pressure
      why can't we , get..along..get..along...get..along...get..along
    44. The Beatles: I Want To Hold Your Hand
      I want to hold your gland
    45. The Beach Boys: I Get Around
      I'm a real cool hig,, I'm makin' real good brig.
    46. The Beach Boys: California Girls
      I wish they all could see California girls.
    47. The 1975: Head.Cars.Bending
      Hey, constipated!
    48. Sean Kingston: Dumb Love
      Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, I love this song
    49. Celine Dion: Because You Loved Me
      You gave me fleas 'cause you believed
    50. Evanescence: Tourniquet
      Crimson regret and beach mail
    51. Eurythmics: Love Is A Stranger
      And I want you to suck me to obsession
    52. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Some will win,, Some will lose,, Some are going to wear cheap perfume., , or, , Some will win, Some will lose, Someone will smell sweet perfume.
    53. B B 52's: Roam around the World
      Roll if you want to, You roll around the world
    54. Rod Stewart: Infatuation
      *jaculation
    55. The Beatles: Paperback Writer
      Take the last right turn
    56. Aretha Franklin: Chain Of Fools
      Gang, gang, Bang, Bang the fools.
    57. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Down on the Corner
      Mister hipster white-clothes, and people just gotta smile...
    58. Allman Brothers Band: Ramblin' Man
      They always have 'em a good time down at the buy, oh the bar...
    59. Styx: Blue Collar Man
      you shoot'em up in my veins
    60. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      and just one steak
    61. Kenny Loggins: Footloose
      You're Burning Yodelling Folk Songs
    62. Fall Out Boy: Dance, Dance
      Why don't you show me a little bit of snot, you can save it for , his backrest.(Backrest, backrest.)
    63. Sam Smith: Stay with me
      They say love is clear to see
    64. DJ Bitman: El Diablo
      I'm a man, I'm a man
    65. Metallica: Seek and Destroy
      Sushi eat it raw
    66. Green Day: Time of Your Life
      An Indian is right
    67. Paul Simon: I Do It For Your Love
      Down the road, the old junk shop,, Coming home to you, I loved the way the colors ran, The orange met the blue
    68. Simon and Garfunkel: I Am a Rock
      I have a rock. I have an island.
    69. Simon and Garfunkel: Scarborough Fair
      Tell her to make me a chamomile/Camembert/camel , hair shirt.
    70. Guns N' Roses: Live & Let Die
      Little Men Die
    71. Gwen Stefani: Holla Back Girl
      A few times been 'round that track but its , afterschool and I just think like that.
    72. Meat Loaf: Bat Out Of Hell
      I think somebody somewhere must be taller than a , bird
    73. Billy Idol: Eyes Without A Face
      I'll supply the fish
    74. Judas Priest: You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise
      You don't have to be old to be white
    75. Scorpions: Rock You Like A Hurricane
      On the hunt tonight for love in Brazil
    76. Nirvana: Heart-Shaped Box
      I've been Eating Orchids for Kids
    77. R.E.M.: Driver 8
      A way to sheel the hay the hee
    78. Relient K: Angels We Have Heard On High
      Shepherd's wife is jubilee
    79. Mel Torme: Christmas Song
      To keep the warmth to 92...
    80. Avicii: Wake Me Up
      But I only have two heads
    81. Sham Rock: Tell Me Ma
      She'll get a roll like bargain boy
    82. M.I.A.: Paper Planes
      One turkey on my knee
    83. Jethro Tull: Velvet Green
      Now I may tell you that it's love and not just lust. And if we live the lie, let lions rust.
    84. Monkees: (Theme From) The Monkees
      We're the young generation, and we've got Saddam Hussein
    85. Stone Roses: I Wanna Be Adored
      I wanna be a dog
    86. Paul McCartney: Live And Let Die
      Liverman died
    87. Shocking Blue: waterloo
      You were sitting in a black limousine,, Dressed like a model in a fancy magazine., I sat there and you trusted to look,, I pretended I was drinking my booze.
    88. DeBarge: Rhythm of the Night
      Just come with me and you can shake your boobs right away
    89. Salt-n-Pepa: Do You Want Me
      'Cuz on top of silly games, I don't even know your name...
    90. The Wonder Years: My Last Semester
      Holy s**t, those dudes like a ton of bricks
    91. Yo Gabba Gabba: Yo Gabba Gabba theme song
      Foofa! She's freakin' happy!
    92. Stevie Wonder: I Was Made to Love Her
      I had his baby with the passing year
    93. Madonna: Beat goes on - feat. Kanye West
      (Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your , seat), I'll show, you how, , I won on the bingo!, I won on the bingo!, I won on the bingo!, I won on the bingo!, etc
    94. Mary Chapin Carpenter: Passionate Kisses
      Food to fill me up, And warm clothes and all that stuff, Shouldn't I have this, Shouldn't I have this, Shouldn't I have all of this, and, , Cashew nut kisses, Cashew nut kisses, whoa oh oh, Cashew nut kisses from you
    95. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
      Ohhhhhhhh your s**t is on fire!
    96. Maroon 5: Sugar
      When I'm without you, I'm soaked in wee
    97. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Where the Wild Roses Grow
      They call me the White Noise, but my name was Eliza , Daze.
    98. Bruce Springsteen: Born in the USA
      I'm a bar in the USA
    99. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
      You should be on nylon!
    100. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      Well, all they say she was hard glass, nothing , evil, just alive