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    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    1. Radiohead: Punchup at a Wedding
      Hypocrite, Al Pachino....
    2. Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
      My eagle is bent
    3. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Wrapped up like a douche.
    4. Cinderella: Night Songs
      I need a shot of gasoline , I'm in Room 16 , I get so hot at sixteen
    5. Elton John: Daniel
      I can see the reptile eyes heading for Spain
    6. The Who: Eminence Front
      Its an M&M Lunch
    7. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burning
    8. Slipknot: Spit It Out
      f*** Me, I'm all out of bitter beans, spit it out, all you wanna do is stare me down, all I wanna do is stampede out
    9. Fall Out Boy: Twin Skeleton's(Hotel in NYC)
      There's a room in a hotel in New York City, The chairs are fake and deserve our pity
    10. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me.
    11. Hollywood Undead: war child
      Got a fat kitten in my beat up trucks
    12. Guns N' Roses: Welcome to the Jungle
      And you're a married sexy girl. it's very hard to , believe
    13. Abba: Gimme Gimme Gimme
      There's not a soul out there,, No-one to feel my breasts...
    14. Eve: Let Me Blow Ya Mind
      Don't butt that gloot in your ear, Now let me blow ya mind
    15. Sabaton: Panzer Battalion
      Death in the shape of a handsome Italian; Cannot , outrun our handsome Italian
    16. Sabaton: Night Witches
      From the depths of Ellis Island
    17. Justin Timberlake: Cry Me A River
      To all the n***** scared about it.
    18. Rihanna: Umbrella
      You can run into my arse, , It's okay, don't be alarmed,, Come into me
    19. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
      like a black little baby
    20. Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix
      And I'll change you like a penis!
    21. Fall Out Boy: Uma Thurman
      I'm gonna kick you like an oaf
    22. Timbuk3: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
      My teacher's so bright, I gotta wear shades
    23. Ozzy Osbourne: Crazy Train
      Nipple wounds not healing, Life's a bitter shame, I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train, I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
    24. Ozzy Osbourne: Crazy Train
      Nipple wounds not healing, Life's a bitter shame, I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train, I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
    25. Hymns: Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam
      A zombie, a zombie, Jesus wants me for a zombie... I'll be a zombie for Him.
    26. Whitesnake: Fool For Your Loving
      I was born under a bus sign, left out in the cold.
    27. Fall Out Boy: Twin Skeleton's(Hotel in NYC)
      The chairs are pink
    28. Heart: Heartless
      Hot Mess Hot Mess! Never out of control, Hot Mess Hot Mess! Sin in the name of rock and roll ! , Hot Mess Hot Mess thinks it's so cool to be cold, Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul
    29. The B-52s: Rock Lobster
      Everyone had magic towels
    30. Fetty Wap: Trap Queen
      And I get robbed with my baby
    31. Doors: L.A. Woman
      Idiot woman, idiot woman,, idiot woman, in the afternoon
    32. Sublime: Wrong Way
      The only family that she's ever had, Is the seven HUNDRED brothers and a drunk-ass dad
    33. Boston: Peace of Mind
      I undersand about indecision but I don't care about F.B.I.
    34. Nelly: Ride With Me
      With three women in the fold with the goatees
    35. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      I remember when Iraq was young
    36. Sia: Elastic Heart
      Yeah, I messed up and I move on
    37. Blondie: The Tide Is High
      I'm not the kind of girl whose ear's are just like , tack.
    38. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
      Known across the Georgian River
    39. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Revved up like a douche,, Another runner in the night
    40. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Gotta love them Starbucks lovers, They'll tell you I'm insane
    41. Rihanna: Cheers (Drink To That)
      Get my Wheat Thins on and I'm fellin' hella cool , tonight
    42. Devo: Girl U Want
      She sends out an aroma under my nut, It drips on down in a mist from my butt
    43. No Doubt: Spiderwebs
      Sorry i'm not home right now I'm rocking in this spiderweb so , leave a message and I'll call you bear
    44. System Of A Down: Old School Hollywood
      Jack Gelardi eats 10 fee tolls
    45. Bob Welch: Sentimental Lady
      Sentimental little men fall into my life again., Sentimental lady, you're the one.
    46. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      Oh, Big old Chad at the lighthouse, Don't carry me too far away., Oh, oh big old Chad at the lighthouse., Cuz it's here that I want to stay.
    47. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      Suzie wore her dress-up pants, Cra-a-rocking was out of the side.
    48. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      Long night crying by the record machine, Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltine
    49. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big bucks in a can of lard.
    50. Madonna: Ray Of Light
      Slicker than a spray of s**te...
    51. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
      I'm gonna love ya like a black little baby
    52. Simon and Garfunkel: Cecilia
      You're shaking my coffee staaain
    53. Nina Sublatti: Warrior
      I'm a wire
    54. Electro Velvet: Still In Love With You
      Won't steal the fellas
    55. Electro Velvet: Still In Love With You
      I know you're sinking
    56. Elhaida Dani: I'm Alive
      Will I ever hear this painful scorch?
    57. Elhaida Dani: I'm Alive
      Your name is printed crystal clear on Lars
    58. Goldfrapp: Lovely Head
      Stilts in my belly,, Then up to my house,, Into my mouse, I can't keep it shut.
    59. Ed Sheeran: Lego House
      If you're a broken arm ninja, I'll keep you sheltered from the , storm that's raging on, now
    60. Arctic Monkeys: Do I Wanna Know?
      Simmer down and f*** her up
    61. Abba: Mama Mia
      Just one look and I can hear about rain.
    62. Iron Maiden: Be Quick Or Be Dead
      Quack quack!, I'll be damned!
    63. Robbie Williams: Advertising Space
      I've seen the dark side on TV, I was scared but I wanted to.
    64. David Hasselhoff: Looking for Freedom
      Awwbe looke for freedom
    65. Drake: No Tellin
      Still drinkin' Henny every time I take a deuce, hey
    66. Prince: Raspberry Beret
      Rain sounds so cool when it hits the bottom roof
    67. Doobie Brothers: China Grove
      Well you're talkin 'bout tally ho. WHOOOOOA TALLY , HO!
    68. Sammy Hagar: I Can't Drive 55
      Baby black or white, come and scratch my boob again.
    69. 2 Chainz: We Own It
      We got big girls
    70. Juicy J: Bandz A Make Her Dance
      I'm just puppy in pants
    71. 2 Chainz: I'm Different
      Pull up to the scene with my silly Missy
    72. JLS: Beat Again
      Losing your poop at the end of me
    73. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      Seventeen, but your temper's just as bad as mine is
    74. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      Maybe that's what happens when I tolerate 'em, it, so f**k , Caden
    75. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      Jess got a Stan there and watch me burn, That's alright , because I like, Dwayne hurls
    76. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      And my wimp fight / And I win a fight
    77. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      And I love it, Wayne!
    78. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      She's always lame
    79. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie
      I'll never steal some oil again, I guess I don't know my , whole/hole strain
    80. J-Five: Find A Way
      'Cause you gave it all your handsome, why would they , applaud
    81. J-Five: Find A Way
      Hold your stomach if your love is not a friend
    82. Jay Sean: Down
      Baby, are you gum, gum, gum, gum, gum? Da-a-a-amn, da-a-, a-amn!
    83. Jay Sean: Down
      Put on the Joe
    84. Jay Sean: Down
      So come on and fly with me as we make our grannies gay
    85. Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It
      We'll fight a thousand ninjas
    86. Juicy J: Twerk That
      Dirt brain, South skin, pu$$y jeans right here / Move that a$$ , like a white co-worker
    87. Ke$ha: Blow
      Pack your crack / Now you're one of us
    88. Ke$ha: Blow
      Dirt men, glitter cover the floor, we're pretty in sack, we're , young and divorced
    89. Ke$ha: Blow
      Tuna, we're taking names 'cause weed don't mess around
    90. Busta Rhymes: I Know What You Want
      I pull up to the house, and the yellow llama geese
    91. Juicy J: Bandz A Make Her Dance
      May I pee?
    92. Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana
      I wanna go to the farm
    93. Sabaton: The Hammer Has Fallen
      Will I find a way? Will i find a place? WIll you , let me go and pee?
    94. Hymns: When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder
      When the road is curled up under, I'll be there.
    95. Hymns: At Calvary
      Then I trembled at the raw hides burned
    96. Cyndi Lauper: All Through the Night
      And once we start, we need the clips, and it goes , squawling all through the night.
    97. Hadouken!: Bliss Out
      Iím on my whale,, So high off life, Iím floating in the clouds
    98. The Beach Boys: Kokomo
      Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty Llama.
    99. Julie Roberts: Men & Mascara
      Men in mascara always run
    100. Meghan Trainor: All About That Bass
      No the poopy don't stink, f**k your silicone , barbie doll.