Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics
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- Roses Are Red: Remember Me (It's Happening)
So remember me and cigarette pollution - John Mayer: Say
Say what Shaniqua say - Jo Dee Messina: It's Too Late To Worry
Morning sun found a new Mustang, Abandoned in a Wal-Mart parking lot, Blood on the seats, so don't tell me away - Elton John: Rocket Man
Rocket man, burning up his hair and hell and gone - Cold Chisel: My Baby
She can rock a Chiko roll - Lady Gaga: Poker Face
I will kill you then i love you - Lady Gaga: Poker Face
Take this hand cause I'm vomiting - Clash: Rock The Casbah
the jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio bear - John Conlee: Common Man
'Cause high-browed people lose their salad - The Judds: Young Love
She was sittin' butt-naked on the hood of a Ford - Garth Brooks: In Lonesome Dove
He pulled his shotgun out and shot her in the brain. And she looked down and her head was gone; the train went west but she stayed on... in Lonesome Dove. - Metallica: Hero Of The Day
But the fist I've made for years can hold up real. No not on me, so please excuse me while I tell me how I feel. - Nicole Sherzinger: Don't Hold Your Breath
There's no beeping left. - ZZ Top: I got the SIX
This is Weird It's time to BLOW I just have the Rest to Go, Guess I'll have to Sprake my Barkey. - Southern Culture On The Skids: King Of The Mountain
You got a dime, He's got a dollar, She's a 10-44, From way back in the holler - T'Pau: Heart and Soul
Never any groceries - Demi Lovato: Heart Attack
If I had a Tic Tac, I think I'd have a heart attack - Fleetwood Mac: Gypsy
She was just a witch, She was just, A witch - Genesis: Follow you, Follow me
I will fondle you, will you fondle me? - Climax: Precious and Few
Precious and few are the moments we toucans hair. - Little River Band: Reminiscing
Motorcycle I was, pardon me, I was reminiscing - OneRepublic: Apologize
It's too late you're gunna die, it's too late. - Depeche Mode: World In My Eyes
That's hilarious. Nothing more than you can feel, Now, that's hilarious. - Radiohead: I Might Be Wrong
I used to think, I used to think, There was no future after Thom, I used to think - Faith Hill: Cry
Can you fry to get up,, I will betray you - Kiss: Rock And Roll All Nite
I wanna rock and roll all night...and potty every , day. - Fine Young Cannibals: She Drives Me Crazy
She drives me crazy, and I don't want gas - Pat Benatar: Shadow Of The Night
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight, wave your tool in , the air. - Fun: Carry On
No, we'll never meet at Starbucks tonight. - Aviators: Love Is In Bloom
Starting a life and naked groom for us - Arrested Development: Tennessee
Jodeci, Jodeci, Jodeci - Blue Oyster Cult: Subhuman
the most suspicious gentlemen in my other dream... - Wham!: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Left me *emen in my bed - Lady Gaga: Poker Face
Carry by, carry by, no we can breed in my f*cking face - Mariah Carey: Shake It Off
Just like a cabdriver curses I really gotta get up outta here - Van Halen: Panama
Cannonball - Police: Message In A Bottle
A year has passed since I broke my nose - AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty jeans, and they're darn darn cheap. - The Adolescents: Amoeba
Tie Me Up, , OR, , Drive Me Home - The Adolescents: Amoeba
Whats up creature, whats up thing?, I know it's alive, , And, , I've never seen anything like it before, This amoeba's got a mind of it's own - Guttermouth: I'm Destroying the World
Hey Markus for the goal, I'm gonna get your dad a beer, and do us all a favor, get your drunk *** out of here, , dear I think our son's retarded, likes threed not watch tv, he never thinks no ootball, with the ents across the street, , hey mom hey dad I'm - Kings: Switchin' to Glide
Collecting cattle in the kitchen - Aerosmith: I Donīt Want To Miss A Thing
Lying close to you, feeling your hard weiner... - Rodgers and Hammerstein: The Lonely Goatherd
What kind of bee eats a poison goat-turd; Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O who? - Julie Roberts: Rain on a Tin Roof
Just like a thirsty field, I can't complain or b***h - Amy Grant: Takes a Little Time
You can't fix this pain with my hair - Alanis Morissette: Head Over Feet
Don't be alarmed if I f**k head over feet, And don't be surprised to find love here and all that you are - J. Geils Band: Centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been stole, My asian is in Interpol, Asian is in Interpol - Pink: You Make Me Sick
In The Six Double O Bumping Isaac - 4 Non Blondes: What's Up
Beyonce, hey, yeah, yeah. - Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Sweet peas are made of cheese, who am I to dis a tree. - Mumford And Sons: Whispers in the Dark
I'm a cat but I'm not a Ford. - Avenged Sevenfold: Seize The Day
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost to , Tim Tebow - Jesse McCartney: Body Language
Alley-oop Francis, Konichiwa come move it my way. Hey little , chica from Guantanamo bay that thing you got behind you is , amazing - Jackson Five: Dancing Machine
Watcha Guitah Watcha' Guitah Watcha' Boom boom boom boom boom what a machine. - Clash: Jail Guitar Doors
Jelly-tot whores - Vampire Weekend: Obvious Bicycles
Are you all to spare? You face the raisin - Led Zeppelin: The Wanton Song
Let me build a hole in the wall - Demi Lovato: Heart Attack
Putting my defences up because I don't want to fart out loud ... , If I did that I think I'd have a heart attack - Yes: Owner of a Lonely Heart
Odor of baloney fart - Billy Joel: Just the Way You Are
I said I love you, and that's for Wilma - Billy Joel: Movin' Out
Who needs a house you can Hacky sack? - S Club 8: Don't Tell Me You're Sorry
Put your jeans in the delicates, your body locked me down , in chains - Pink: Just Give Me A Reason
We're not broken, just baked. - The Flys: Got You (Where I Want You)
Shut the f**k up - Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Keep on, with the four strike, , or, , Keep on, with the forestroke - Taylor Swift: I Knew You Were Trouble
When the stratosphere comes creeping in - Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
Played it till my fingers played. - AC/DC: Hells Bells
House Plants! - Toploader: Dancing In The Moonlight
It's such a fine unnatural sight - Nickelback: This Afternoon
Weeing on my friends - Dr. Dre: Still D.R.E.
I'm still at it, after mathematics, in the home of drive-bys and asthmatics, swap meets sticky green and bad traffic..." - Aqua: Barbie Girl
Well, Bobby, we're just getting started..., Oh, I love you Kel! - Frankie Valle & The Four Seasons: Big Girls Don't Cry
Shame on you, you marmoset. - Sugarland: Everygirl Like Me
Like a never ending coffee cup, if you drink me down I will fill you up and I can be done if that's enough. - Heart: Alone
I never really cared to torment you - Guns N' Roses: Madagascar
I have no Y chromosome - Maroon 5: Moves like jagger
I put on a show, now we're naked - Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
I got to move my jagger. - Lady Gaga: You and I
Let's here it for the Rasta, for the Rasta, the Rasta I love you, you and I - Beyonce: Countdown
Grind the Pony, show him how you ride it - Pearl Jam: Even Flow
Oh dolphin. - Talking Heads: Wild Wild Life
Life's sitting on a big tomato, it's pulled apart, it's scientific - Queen: Killer Queen
She keeps 'em always shined up in her pretty cabinet, "just there in case.." she says just like Marie , Antoinette - Patti LaBelle: Lady Marmalade
Now he's at home doin' 95, Havin' his brakes analyzed - Kelly Clarkson: Catch My Breath
Catching my breath, letting it go, Turning my cheek for the secular show - Jimi Hendrix: All Along The Watchtower
oil on the watchtower - Elton John: Philadelphia Freedom
I'm the best piece of momma, daddy ever had - Creed: With Arms Wide Open
Here goes the whole battle - Tears for Fears: Head Over Heels
And this my only faux pas, I'm on the line, one open mind, This is my four only faux pas - Dio: The Last in Line
We'll know for the third time if we're evil or , divine - Ozzy Osbourne: Bark at the Moon
Fart at the moon - Jennifer Lopez: Louboutins
I'm throwin' on my lube at times - The Del-Vikings: Come Go With Me
Help me darling,, We will never fart - Guns N' Roses: Civil War
'Cause all these dreams are web design - Abba: Take A Chance On Me
audience with me - Ramones: Blitzkrieg Bop
shoot 'em in the bathtub - Stuck In Your Radio: Stuck In Your Radio (Self-titled)
The Cheez-its - Avril Lavigne: Complicated
And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, please , promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon, No, no, no. - Calvin Harris: Sweet Nothing
Sexy nothing, Sexy elephant
