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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Michael Bolton: Said I Loved You But I Lied
      You came to me like dung through the night.
    2. Radiohead: Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box
      I'm a MISERABLE man, Get off my case
    3. Radiohead: Fake Plastic Trees
      A fake plastic watering can for a fake Chinese rubber band , and a fake plastic girl
    4. Ian Dury: Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll
      Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs
    5. System Of A Down: Spiders
      All the lice running through her hair
    6. Iron Maiden: 2 Minutes to Midnight
      To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of bomb.
    7. Maddie & Tae: Fly
      Just keep on reaching for the limit break.
    8. Rammstein: Asche zu Asche
      An stick the finger in the as*
    9. All American Rejects: Straitjacket Feeling
      And when that memory slips away, There will be a better view from here, And only lonesome you remains, and just the thought of you I fear, , RIP BALLS AWAY
    10. Madonna: Beautiful Stranger
      I paid for you with cheese, and swallowed all my pie
    11. Eddie Money: Shakin'
      Her t*ts were shakin til the middle of the night
    12. Billy Idol: Rebel Yell
      He's out all night to collect gay felons
    13. Doors: L.A. Woman
      I see your hair is burnin', Gils are filled with fire
    14. Billy Idol: Rebel Yell
      She don't like slavery, she wants it and then, But when I'm tired and lonely she's near to death
    15. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      Shut up and rescue me.
    16. Britney Spears: Sometimes
      Baby, I'm a lemonade
    17. Bing Crosby: Would You Like To Swing On A Star
      Would you like to swing on a star, Carrie Moon , beams home in a jar.
    18. Wham!: Club Tropicana
      All this pissing in the sea
    19. Icon For Hire: Nerves
      If you're a labrador, let me see you stare.
    20. Red: Buried Beneath
      "I'm fully nude!"
    21. Lindset Stirling: Shatter Me
      "I appear wet in the dark."
    22. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
      She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
    23. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Drum and guitar love
    24. Carly Simon: Anticipation
      Hans is a patient
    25. Helen Reddy: Angie Baby
      You're a little tough s**t you know, Angie baby
    26. Rolling Stones: I Got The Blues
      Life is a b***h full of blues
    27. Toto: Africa
      Adjust the reins down in Africa
    28. Carach Angren: Lingering In An Imprint Haunting
      God damn it's coming hard, fire fight and waves of pulled-pork mints, blowing soylent bloody fish apart.
    29. Pink Floyd: Nobody Home
      I need a little flat help with my parenting.
    30. The Who: Cut My Hair
      Zoot suit, white jacket with sideburns, Five inches long
    31. Ratt: Round And Round
      Round and brown , What runs aground rolls around
    32. Blue Oyster Cult: Burnin' For You
      Time tp make V-signs
    33. Kim Mitchell: Ready, willing and able
      I'm with Freddy, Willy and Mable!
    34. Jeongwon Choi: Tiring Game
      My love had to tie me again,, ..., I'll never have scissor up, I'll never have scissor up
    35. For King and Country: Fix My Eyes
      I'd love like a Nazi
    36. Def Leppard: Hysteria
      I get Xperia, Xperia, What can you feel it?
    37. Fifth Dimension: Light Sings
      ICE CREAM...all over the world !!!!
    38. Prodigy: Marina and the Diamonds
      Not a big dildo
    39. Omar Rodriguez Lopez: Running Away
      I'm sorry that my penis hurt you, , Bury it so love can grow again
    40. 21 Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are eating steak and snow
    41. Mark Ronson: Uptown Funk
      pup frown, f**k the pup
    42. The Verve: The Drugs Don't Work
      Now the trucks don't work, they just make you , worse, but i know i'll see your face again
    43. England Dan & John Ford Coley: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
      I'm not talking 'bout bulimia, And I don't want to change a light, But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around, And I'd really love to see you tonight
    44. Bell Biv Devoe: A Day in the Life
      "Drive a caucus in out my head."
    45. Abba: Money, Money, Money
      Monday, Monday, Monday, Always someday, At the Richmond Swirl
    46. Jethro Tull: Saboteur
      I wanna beat up sack of dirt , Beat up, beat up sack of dirt
    47. Carpenters: There's no place like home for the holidays
      For the holidays, You can't be home sweet home
    48. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      See the lights, see the potty, the ball gas
    49. Pink: Just Like Fire
      You can be the Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
    50. Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up
      Then I'm gonna give you up,, Then I'm gonna let you down,, Then I'm gonna run around and desert you,, Then I'm gonna make you cry, , Then I'm gonna say goodbye,, Then I'm gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
    51. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Sweet Hitchhiker
      Sweety Jehika
    52. Mark Ronson: Uptown Funk
      Girls hate you--hallelujah! (whoo)
    53. Avenged Sevenfold: Bat Country
      Caught here in a foreign place
    54. Tom Petty: Down South
      Pretend I'm samuel clemens, Where's your sucker in white leggings ?
    55. AFI: Aurelia
      They're f**king in the wrong key.
    56. Twenty One Pilots: Holding Onto You
      I farted a lot.
    57. Twenty One Pilots: Heavydirtysoul
      Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
    58. Natalie La Rose: Somebody
      We'll be in the potty in the club like woah, We'll be a-sitting on dung like woah
    59. Def Leppard: Love Bites
      Love bites, love bleeds, as quick as you jump on , me.
    60. Aerosmith: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
      Do the lucky lady
    61. Quiet Riot: Come On Feel The Noize
      I'm a mean goat killer!
    62. The Animals: House of the Rising Sun
      And God I know I've won
    63. Sara Bareilles: Love Song
      To help me see daylight, my guide dog.
    64. Billy Joel: Piano Man
      When I wore the Enderman's clothes
    65. Theme Songs: Disney-Be Our Guest
      Till you shout, "Get off my lawn!"
    66. Scorpions: No One Like You
      Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart, Much too long for a man who's a tart
    67. Steve Miller Band: Fly Like an Eagle
      How's the people/Living in the street?
    68. John Legend: Love You Now
      I don't know who's gonna kill you when I'm gone, So I'm gonna love aloud, like it's all I have, I know he'll kill me when it's over, I don't wanna think about it, I just wanna love aloud
    69. Wham!: Last Christmas
      Weird enough when I say I love you I meant it
    70. Jose Feliciano: Feliz Navidad
      Police, mom and dad
    71. Korn: Freak On A Leash
      A cheap buck for me to pay
    72. 21 Pilots: Fairly Local
      I'm fairly local, grill people now
    73. Marilyn Manson: The Reflecting God
      FROZEN MEAT!!
    74. George Strait: Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind
      Does Lord Melbourne cross your mind.
    75. Hank Williams Jr.: Family Tradition
      Hank why do you drink? Hank, why do hero's smoke?
    76. Dan Fogelberg: Leader of the Band
      My life is never poor until the women date the , men.
    77. Childish Gambino: Redbone
      But stay woke. Mavis Beacon.
    78. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      s**t alright! s**t alright! s**t alright! Cocaine!
    79. America: Tin Man
      And cause never was the reason for the seasons
    80. Five Satins: In the Still of the Night
      Shut up, show me dough.
    81. AC/DC: High Voltage
      Gods, bulls, On the right, spotlights, footlights, D'Artagnan.
    82. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      Big old June had a light on
    83. Smash Mouth: All Star
      Hey now, you're an ulcer
    84. Rae Sremmurd: Black Beatles
      Quick release the cash, watch it fart slowly
    85. John Mellencamp: Without Expression
      Have you ever been nauseous through a rainstorm?
    86. Desiigner: Panda
      Salad bar, candy
    87. Desiigner: Panda
      Legacies, family, Why does she look like a panda
    88. Rod Stewart: Every Picture Tells A Story
      On the Peking ferry, I was feeling Mary
    89. John Mellencamp: Paper in Fire
      Sucking up the ashtrays
    90. Radiohead: Karma Police
      He talks in mazz
    91. Twenty One Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are eating steak and snow
    92. Kongos: The World Would Run Better
      Argentina has too many whales
    93. Steve Winwood: When You See a Chance Take It
      When some sodomy reminds you
    94. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
      She had me circumcised , telling mean old lies
    95. Leonard Cohen: Winter Lady
      but I f***** every man for her
    96. Rihanna: Shut Up and Drive
      I'd rather ride that scooter than a limousine
    97. Fifth Harmony: Sledgehammer
      If you could take my balls right now, It would feel just like a sledgehammer
    98. Katy Perry: ET
      Boy, you're an idiot, your touch so foreign
    99. Dragonette: Okay Dolores
      Peter Lorre
    100. Cappella: U Got 2 Let the Music
      You got to lick the music