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    1. Starland Vocal Band: Afternoon Delight
      "And the father of the mule is gettin' so excited"
    2. Beck: Loser
      Soooooiled mandible
    3. Lightning Bolt: Dream Genie
      What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel t
    4. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      Haven't you dreamed, that we're sharing the same thing.
    5. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You had strategically dipped your loved one -- I
    6. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
      Just to get a glimpse of honest illusion
    7. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      I'm giving you a bath for giving it all
    8. Nicki Minaj: Super Bass
      slicker than the guy with the d**k on his eye, oh!
    9. Weezer: Photograph
      Potato! Free Diamonds!
    10. Fifth Harmony: Miss Movin' On
      Miss mow the lawn
    11. Nirvana: Rape Me
      I wanna be Obi-Wan
    12. Nirvana: Lithium
      I like it, undercover crack, I miss you, undercover crack, I love you, undercover crack, I killed you, undercover crack
    13. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      I love pig tails
    14. Madonna: Where's The Party
      Where's the potty? I want to pee my soul, Where's the potty? I want to lose, come trolls
    15. Fall Out Boy: Sergeant Politeness
      Sergeant Politeness searching for weak boys.
    16. Black Sabbath: Paranoid
      Can you help me? f*** you g*****n brain
    17. Belle Stars: Iko Iko
      Jacking off in L.A.
    18. Justin Timberlake: Not A Bad Thing
      So don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in lo-, ove....... with meat
    19. Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way
      Ain't nothin' but a lit steak
    20. Brian Setzer Orchestra: Jump, Jive and Wail
      You got a drunk drivin', drivin' whale
    21. The Who: Who Are You
      I took the Jews back out of town
    22. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1
      All in all you're just another chick in Nepal
    23. Bobby Vinton: Blue on Blue
      Blue on Blue Bardy oh Bardy
    24. Brian Hyland: itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
      He broke the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka , dock kakeenee
    25. Gym Class Heroes: Stereo Hearts
      'Cause my ID was meant for you.
    26. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      I'm in a cupboard, why would I want to?
    27. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      And all the clouds you get in using my name
    28. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      And when you told me that you hated my friends, The only problem was with you and Nathan
    29. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Baby I don't need your love pills to have fun tonight, (I don't take pills!)
    30. Billy Squier: The Stroke
      Strong *** jug band
    31. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She sees it happen, is it going to touch her?
    32. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
      Oh Josh, even downtown is so scary
    33. Madonna: Like A Prayer
      In the midnight hour, I can feel your flower
    34. Wham!: Careless Whisper
      Guilty penis got no rhythm...
    35. 2-Pac Shakur: Hit \'Em Up
      Lil Ceaser, go ask ya homies OUT FOR PIZZA. Cut ya young , ass up leave you in pieces, now he's deceased.
    36. Nirvana: Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
      Love is to comfort and be insane
    37. Eddie Rabbit: Driving My Life Away
      I'm driving mighty underwear
    38. Shawn Mendes: Stitches
      Smeagle loves his bread.
    39. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      "Oh, 'cause all of the girls in the alters, , Keep making love to each other..."
    40. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      Don't be afraid we'll make it out of business
    41. Bill Withers: Give Me the Beat Boys
      Give me the beach boys
    42. Demi Lovato: Cool for the Summer
      I can keep a secret kid, with you
    43. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
      Reagan rocks in the hot sun
    44. Traditional: Carol of Bells
      King Donkey Kong, that is their song.
    45. Cale Dodds: Acting Our Age
      Just sucked an orange
    46. Bobbie Gentry: Ode to Billie Joe
      Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahassee , Bridge
    47. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      I love cheap churros.
    48. ABC: When Smokey Sings
      But skip the hearts and flowers, skip the Eiffel Tower
    49. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      Don't lean on me man,, 'cause you're California chicken.
    50. Drake: One Dance
      Focus on your face, front face, back face
    51. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works , for me, I call it "tooth decayer"
    52. Foo Fighters: These days
      One of these days, their balls will drop
    53. 3Oh!3: Don't Trust Me
      Don't touch her, no, Never touch her, no, Don't touch her,no, and don't touch me
    54. Miranda Cosgrove: Kissin U
      My debts fade away when I'm dissin' you
    55. Bruce Springsteen: Jungleland
      The hungry and the hunted / Have started a rock and roll , band
    56. Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana
      I need a hand *ob now
    57. Stevie Nicks: Edge Of Seventeen
      Just like the wide ranger sings a song sounds like , she's singing
    58. Soulja Boy: Donk
      Chainsaw (x8), Chainsaw with it, Chainsaw with it, Chainsaw with it, Chainsaw with it
    59. Metallica: Fuel
      Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double Charizard
    60. OneRepublic: Counting Stars
      so no more calendars
    61. OneRepublic: Counting Stars
      so no more calendars
    62. Bob Dylan: Like A Rolling Stone
      Do the bump and grind, in your prime
    63. Twenty One Pilots: Clear
      Imposter, Ben Foster, then my new father drank my dirty , blood.
    64. Dan Fogelberg: Longer
      We'll fly through the BOSTON summers ..
    65. Britney Spears: Toxic
      With the taste of a poisoned pair of dice
    66. Megan Martin: too cool
      too cool for my dress , they shave only my head
    67. OneRepublic: Counting Stars
      so no more calendars
    68. Ariana Grande: Into You
      So, baby come invite me up, and maybe I'll let you on it
    69. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      I got this feeling inside my balls
    70. The Weeknd: Earned It
      Screw your Birthday / Screw your Boyfriend / Screw your perfect
    71. Puddle of Mudd: Psycho
      Maybe I'm a wall. , Maybe I'm a wall, that is, a skittle throwing psyco.
    72. Live: All Over You
      I love memes like Walter
    73. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Gotta do my hair, put my make up on
    74. Fall Out Boy: The Mighty Fall
      And swallow, swallow the cheese...
    75. The Offspring: Self Esteem
      She keeps it hotter than my telescope
    76. The Offspring: Self Esteem
      An hour late? This little b***h...
    77. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
      Scan a moose, scan a moose do the fandango
    78. TobyMac: Till the day I die
      This is not an act, not a movie, not a titty show
    79. Green Day: Longview
      I locked the door to my hotel and I lost the key
    80. Donovan: Sunshine Superman
      I can make like a tutu in that form in purple you see.
    81. Marina and The Diamonds: Sex Yeah
      Eggs, eggs eggs yeah! Eggs, eggs, eggs yeah!
    82. Lykke Li: I Follow Rivers
      Oh, I follow, I'm following E.Ts baby
    83. Nirvana: Mollys Lips
      Kids kiss Mommys nips
    84. Britney Spears: Toxic
      Im addicted to you dont you know that youre chalk , stick
    85. Muse: The Small Print
      Sell, I'll sell your mammaries.
    86. Dead or Alive: You Spin Me Round
      You spin me rhine round, baby, Rhine round, like a red rainy, baby, Rhine round round round
    87. Def Leppard: When Love & Hate Collide
      It's like I'm here without you baby, Do your hands are hold Rolling Stone?
    88. The Stranglers: Duchess
      Duchess the terrorist never grew up, I hope she never will
    89. Mike Flowers Pops: Don't Cry For Me Argentina
      All through my wild days, , My manic sisters, , I kept my promise, , Don't keep your distance... , Never shed a tear and don't cry for Sergeant Tina, , They'll come and make a movie la musical-a-tina, , Genevieve and Donna, dirty doing in the street-a,
    90. Natacha Atlas: You Only Live Twice
      This string is for you, so pay the price
    91. Taylor Swift: Haunted
      You're no good on, you can't be good
    92. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
      I'm blue; I will pee, I will die.
    93. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Livin' like I love her with a red iPhone.
    94. Soundgarden: Outshined
      Who gets me some fire.
    95. Stevie Ray Vaughan: Pride and Joy
      She's my sweetie, little baby. I'm not a little , lover boy.
    96. Michael Jackson: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
      Mama say, "Momma saw what Momma saw!", Mama say, "Momma saw what Momma saw!"
    97. Go-Gos: Our Lips Are Sealed
      Alex the Seal
    98. Police: Message In A Bottle
      Message in a Park, oh yeah
    99. Velvet Revolver: Do it for the Kids
      About the day I tried to tame her. Never tried to , claim her. Just a gay man I had burned.
    100. Green Day: Walking Contradiction
      Do as I say not as I do because I s**t so deep you can't run , away