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    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. Soundtracks: Theme - Help!, It's the Hair Bear Bunch
      In the Wonderland Zoo., We're the surgeon bears who, Stay at home every night,, Never quarrel or fight ...
    2. Ed Sheeran: Photograph
      I kept this love in a paragraph.
    3. Skrillex: Breakin' a Sweat
      I'm breakin' a swag. It's all right
    4. Talking Heads: Once in a Lifetime
      Anakin dance go by
    5. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche,
    6. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And spittle Pearly Shearly, with his anus curly-wurly, and asked my if I needed a bite.
    7. Sade: Smooth Operator
      Oooooh, operetta
    8. Coldplay: Adventure Of A Lifetime
      We are diamonds taking s**t
    9. Eve 6: Leech
      Like a seedling dropped from an old oak tree, , your s**t don't hide no sun from me
    10. Beyonce: Single Ladies
      I'm a single lettuce
    11. C.W. McCall: Convoy
      We gonna roll this f***in' convoy 'cross the USA, , Convoy
    12. David Bowie: Ashes to Ashes
      Do you remember a garden spade...
    13. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Condom style!
    14. Devo: Whip It
      tattoo detective
    15. Dean Martin: Winter Wonderland
      later on we'll expire as we dream by the fire
    16. Handel: Messiah
      oh,our Lord God,I'm impotent,reigneth
    17. Handel: Messiah
      oh, our Lord God i'm impotent reigneth
    18. Chaka Khan: I feel for you
      chaka khan let me rub you, let me rub you chaka khan
    19. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      ".......submarines in my head..."
    20. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      "....pissed off on the borderline...."
    21. Human League: Human
      "i'm only human,a flesh and blood mistake...."
    22. Def Leppard: Rocket
      1. I will feel your rocket,yeah , , 2.sing-a-ling-a-loo
    23. Mariah Carey: Shake It Off
      Like a cab on commission, I really gotta get up outta here and go somewhere.
    24. Gorillaz: Plastic Beach
      Casserole on a plastic beach
    25. Soundtracks: Jesus Christ, Superstar
      we’ve been sitting on the pencil far too long
    26. A Great Big World: Hold Each Other
      I miss the games we used to play like golf
    27. Orleans: Still The One
      I once thought you were dead
    28. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Sweets with gravy, woah
    29. Twenty One Pilots: Friend, Please
      Well, Lions, wars, warts!
    30. Nightwish: The Greatest Show on Earth
      Little Lucy from the Eighth Floor
    31. Aluna George: I'm in Control
      Come and do your washing up
    32. Fetty Wap: 679
      And I got this soda
    33. Slayer: Necrophobic
      Experimentation, slow infection, pearly gates
    34. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Bring me a pile of love
    35. Loverboy: Working For The Weekend
      Everybody's working for the weekend, Everybody wants a New York man.
    36. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Sinister Purpose
      I can set you free,, Make you rich and white
    37. The Hombres: Let it All Hang Out
      No parking by the suicide
    38. Patti LaBelle: Lady Marmalade
      Kill lady marmalade
    39. Nine Inch Nails: Sin
      You give me the finger.
    40. At The Drive-In: Quarantined
      And I seem to have forgotten the words to this song
    41. Mariah Carey: One Sweet Day
      Picture A Little Scene Of Heaven
    42. Doobie Brothers: China Grove
      Well the people and the pizza, Love them some coffee
    43. Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman
      Bagels underneath like that
    44. Neil Diamond: Forever In Blue Jeans
      Money's sweet, but it ain't nothin next to BABY's , FEET.
    45. Gorillaz: Feel Good Inc.
      sugar sugar, i shot my d**k, milk dud
    46. XTC: Senses Working Overtime
      and the innocent can all sleep safely, all sleep , safely
    47. Leona Lewis: Bleeding Love
      My heart's pickled by the pain that I keep , exploding"
    48. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      Who's your sexy ho?, Don't let me go
    49. Omi: Cheerleader
      Oh, I think that I found myself a cherry there
    50. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      All of the Dads and the Alberts, keep making love to each other
    51. Toto: Africa
      Pretty boy it's waiting there for you
    52. Toto: Africa
      The things we never ever... Fillet o fish
    53. The Association: Windy
      Who's reaching out to capture PNEUMONIA?
    54. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And little Early-Pearly kept my anus curly-wurly
    55. Imagine Dragons: Demons
      It's where my tea mints hide
    56. Imagine Dragons: Gold
      Nothing,Nothing,NUTSAAAAAACK!
    57. George Strait: Amarillo By Morning
      All married and horny. Setup a sac of porn.
    58. Transviolet: New Bohemia
      "We're the new bulimia"
    59. Jess Glynne: Don't be so hard on yourself
      'Cause I just had luncheon on my own
    60. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      Smoke a little weed on the couch in the bathroom , hideaway
    61. New Politics: Harlem
      When it gets loud, I turn it up. Shake it like a , fat girl up in Harlem
    62. X Ambassadors: Renegades
      Living like we're in a cage
    63. Elle King: Ex's and Oh's
      Like goats they want me
    64. Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness: Cecilia And The Satellite
      Don't be afraid Cecilia I'm this sad ol' light
    65. Rihanna: What's My Name?
      Whore's my name.
    66. Sarah McLachlan: Adia
      Believe me, we are fatter/Doesn't matter
    67. Don Henley: Sunset Grill
      down at the sausage grill
    68. Pentatonix: Can't Sleep Love
      Kissing in the moonlight, boobies at a late height
    69. Fall Out Boy: Thanks For The Memories
      This ain't a scene, it's a dead horse race.
    70. John Mellencamp: Crumblin' Down
      My Butcher is a Baker..
    71. Scorpions: Still Loving You
      Yes, I've hurt your pride, you know what you can , do
    72. Silverchair: Emotion Sickness
      The crazy lady escaped to feed
    73. Elvis Costello: What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love and Understanding
      What's so fun about peace, love and understanding?
    74. John Legend: All of Me
      My head's underwater, but I'm breathing fire.
    75. Olivia Newton-John: Let's Get Physical
      "Ebenezer's body talks. His body talks. Ebenezer's body talks."
    76. Brantly Gilbert: That Was Us
      I got my mail today, distant cousins suck., A bunch of pills I cant break, guess I'm s**t outta , luck.
    77. Avenged Sevenfold: Fiction
      I'll help you thread that,, Hit on the hottie,, I know you'll find Gerard Way,, When I'm not with you.
    78. Flume: Drop The Game feat. Chet Faker
      I've been ceo
    79. Rachel Platten: Fight Song
      This is my fight song, take back my lysol
    80. George Ezra: Budapest
      A do-si-do
    81. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      I took a pill and a pizza to show Avicii I was , cool
    82. Matty Wilde, a/k/a Shannon: Abergavenny
      Taking a trip up to Africa, benny,, Hoping the weather is fine ...
    83. Knack: My Sharona
      My Sarona ...
    84. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Cherie don't like it / Rock your *** off, Rock your *** off
    85. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, she don't like, she don't like / Cocaine
    86. Billy Joel: Big Shot
      Because you had to be a big shot picture
    87. Lukas Graham: Drunk In the Morning
      Am I ID'd?
    88. Walk Off The Earth: Hold On (The Break)
      Like the time we had the bone fire
    89. The Smiths: The Queen is Dead
      I say Charles don't you ever crave, To appear on the front of the Daily Mail, Molesting your Mother's bridal veil?
    90. Skrillex: Make it bun dem
      The sweeter the pickle, the hotter the , broccoli. Cover the baklava, Please have the , rattle.
    91. The Beach Boys: Surfin' U.S.A
      Foghorn Leghorn, surfin' safari
    92. Coldplay: 42
      Oh, she walked in / I knocked it
    93. Breaking Benjamin: Diary of Jane
      I will find my place in the diarrhea train.
    94. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, , Gauguin
    95. Soundtracks: Tradition - Fiddler on the roof
      And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix,, Preparing me to marry whoever Papa kiss?, , The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
    96. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
      She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean...
    97. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
      You're a d**k teddy to love
    98. Redfoo: Let's Get Rediculous
      Party people in the place to be! Hey let's poo with the bassy beat
    99. Brand New: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
      Said you wanted a scholarship
    100. Foster The People: Helena Beat
      Yeah, I swear it looks alright,, I bet them super soaker boys will make em hold on tight.