Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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1. Deep Blue Something: Breakfast at Tiffany's
   Miss Erico I think looked kinda , lighted.


2. Limp Bizkit: Re-Arranged
   Check out Penelope


3. Evanescence: Whisper
   Don't close your eyes, (Got those wooden eyes behind them)


4. Temptations: Ball Of Confusion
   Back to the booga, , Can'tcha hear me talkin' to ya?!


5. Blink 182: All The Small Things
   the night will go on,, a little by little


6. Jonathan Richman: Roadrunner
   I'm in love with modern fruitflies


7. Avril Lavigne: Things I'll Never Say
   I wanna see you go down on me, Marry me today, Guess im wishin my life away...


8. Nelly: My Place
   Won't you come on along with me?, Come on over the mountain.


9. Justin Timberlake: Cry Me A River
   b***hes will burn, now it's your turn to die.


10. Dave Matthews Band: I Did It
    Hot dentist, guilty as charged...


11. Missy Higgins: Scar
    He left a card and a bar of soap and a scrubbing brush next to a note that said use these down your bum.


12. Jackson Janet: all nite (don't stop)
    pop it like your popping a coke.


13. Bruce Springsteen: The rising
    Come on up for verizon


14. Black Lace: agadoo
    agadoo do do push my angle shake the tree


15. Temptations: My Girl
    I don't need no money, or jet by plane.


16. Beautiful South: with a little help from my friends
    Smelly cheese...


17. Rod Stewart: Every Picture Tells A Story
    Couldn't quote you no ticket, sell you no key


18. INXS: Not Enough Time
    It's a mid-town stop, For the two of us


19. Sum 41: In Too Deep
    When really it's grosser then it is to fart


20. Dido: White Flag
    I won't furl my ensign and surrender


21. Duran Duran: Girls On Film
    Girls on pills, Girls on pills.


22. Weezer: Dope Nose
    Endless times real slow, Out of beer, Slap you on the face, And enjoy the show


23. Green Day: When I Come Around
    I've heard it all before, , Selling donuts at my door


24. System Of A Down: Toxicity
    My son actually..., , Somewhere between the sacred and silence,, , Sacred and silence is me,, , Somewhere between the sacred and silence is me..., ,


25. Jackson Janet: When I Think Of You
    Ooh, Chocolate, Love


26. Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing
    Check out Chicken George, he knows all the chords


27. John Lennon: mind games
    So keep on eating those nightingales forever., Found in the future, not in the now., You just can't eat all those nightingales., Absolutely everywhere in the stores that you find.,


28. Hilary Duff: Crash World
    livin' in a trash can


29. The Offspring: Hit That
    Everyboady's getting with our son


30. Foo Fighters: Ain't It The Life?
    So many ordinary ways to turn my bongos off


31. Red Hot Chili Peppers: By the Way
    oohh ahh cushion in a milkshake


32. Creedence Clearwater Revival: theres a bad moon risin'
    theres a bathroom on the right


33. Andrew Lloyd Webber: Take That Look Off Your Face
    Take that look off your face., I can see through your smile., You would love to be right., I bet you've eaten seafood last night., Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad fish to my door.


34. David Bowie: Changes
    God made James Dean


35. Mighty Mighty Bosstones: The Impression That I Get
    im not a cow ive just never been tested. id like to think if i was i would pass


36. Tenacious D: Friendship
    oh s**t theres a fair. can you hand me that shotgun buddy get me a chair. we're fighting a fair and your life's in great danger...


37. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
    I was bored, In the middle of a rail hotel, And I knew, And I knew there was no time in bed, (Thunder), My my RICE, And I thought what could I do (Thunder), And I knew, There was no help, no help from you


38. Wham!: Wham Rap
    Wise guys realise, there's danger in the muscle man's eyes


39. Kasabian: processed beats
    processed meat


40. Barry Manilow: Mandy
    Oh Mandy, how you kicked me and stopped me from shaking.


41. Pretenders: Mystery Achievement
    Mystic cheese


42. Australian Crawl: Beautiful People
    i said a you tickle me balls


43. Bryan Adams: Run To You
    When the feelin's right,, I'm gonna write all night, I'm gonna write to you.


44. Jackson Janet: Together Again
    Dance the Limbo Rock


45. A Perfect Circle: Judith
    It's not like you drive a spiteful spirit to his side.


46. Eric Clapton: Before you accuse me
    Before you accuse me take a pregnancy test


47. The Beatles: She Loves You
    Apollo got to her.


48. Rainbirds: Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
    Callin' Jamaica mon...


49. Jackson Janet: Doesn't Really Matter
    Doesn't really matter what they are saying,, Cause I'm in love with the enemy., Doesn't really matter what day of the week,, What matters to me is you're ready ready ready for me


50. Coolio: Headsprung
    Everybody got a 8 inch shlong.


51. Devo: Whip It
    Tattoo Detective, its not to late


52. Rascals: Good Lovin'
    (Who to love) Now gimme that good good lovin', (Who to love) All I need is love, (Who to love) Good good lovin' baby, (Who to love),


53. Matchbox 20: Unwell
    ...you'll see a different sodomy


54. Incubus: Megalomaniac
    Hey Major Romainia


55. Cranberries: Daffodil Lament
    And the daffodils, they clubbed me to death, (they club mr... they club me)


56. Elton John: Levon
    "He was born a poor jewish man on Christmas day."


57. Ramones: I wanna be well
    I wanna be Bill


58. Billy Idol: Mony Mony
    Well you make me feel like a pony, Oh like a pony, Ooo like a pony, Yeah like a pony...


59. Icehouse: Electric blue
    Electrical


60. Slipknot: Heretic's Anthem
    I need to find find find my sex sex sex, what's it like to be an Arab chick?


61. Billy Joel: The Entertainer
    I am the end potato


62. Cyndi Lauper: She Bop
    Do I wanna go out with a lying squirel


63. Sloan: Money City Maniacs
    and the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in goat jizz


64. Frank Sinatra: The Best is Yet to Come
    Wade through the wall of underwear


65. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
    You've got the most stumbling blue eyes I've , ever seen


66. The Calling: Nothings Changed
    And I can see that my friends changed it all


67. Kinks: Apeman
    The air pollution is a-f**king up my eyes


68. Underworld: Born Slippy
    Dog boy dog boy , Dog in a manger boy


69. Theme Songs: Top Cat
    Close friends get to call him TC, Robe my name is wetting a tee


70. John Mayer: Bigger Than My Body
    ..i'm surrounded by all these idiots


71. AFI: Silver and Cold
    listen to me, and my beautiful horn.


72. Britney Spears: Toxic
    To fly,cant come down.


73. Doors: Roadhouse Blues
    Ah Keep your eyes on the road,, And I'll hide the pound of weed.


74. Traditional: Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Row, row row your boat, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Like a submarine


75. Foo Fighters: Monkey Wrench
    I'll never teach your monkey French....


76. Van Halen: Top of the World
    I just wanna see my deed in that fine piece of real estate.


77. Green Day: Minority
    There of which I stand alone,, A face in the crowd,, A song that gets us old


78. Van Halen: Beautiful Girls
    I am a beautiful girl!


79. Van Morrison: Dancing in the moonlight
    We get it almost every night.


80. Nickelback: Leader of Men
    I am not a literate man, Words are so hard to follow


81. Kinks: Lola
    ello ellay


82. Gretchen Wilson: Redneck Woman
    Ive got posters on my wall of a skinny kid in skates


83. R. Kelly: Summer Bunnies
    Something 'bout you drives me crazy


84. Stone Temple Pilots: Vasoline
    You'll kiss a tractor, take it home


85. Eminem: My Name Is
    Tricky, Tricky, Slap Baby


86. Stranglers: Golden Brown
    golden brown,texture like sun, lays me down,with my mancheeros


87. Unknown: sweet thing
    jeet jet


88. Nickelback: This is How You Remind Me
    I scream "Re-allan for you!"


89. Tom Jones: What's new pussy cat
    Look at me p***y cat


90. The Who: Squeeze Box
    Mama's got a squeegee, but, Daddy never sleeps at night


91. Kings Of Leon: molly's chamber
    My heart is chembled on the chains of mar-ha-ha.


92. Genesis: Robbery, assault and battery.
    Margarine is something that you eat.


93. Ryan Adams: Winding Wheel
    Be my wand and wings


94. Blink 182: Feeling This
    Il fait chaud, you smile big in the summer


95. Blink 182: Feeling This
    we fell short this time, smile big to the summer


96. Genesis: Squonk
    He's a sour, need a shower, doo-be-doo


97. The Band: The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down
    The knife they drove home brings me down.


98. Hymns: Nothing But the Blood
    What can wash away my sin,, muffins up the butt of Jesus.


99. Elton John: Harmony
    "...hominy...hominy...hominy..."


100. Billy Talent: Try Honesty
     Forgive me Father, I shot you're brother.