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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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  1. My Chemical Romance: Mama
    Well mother was the warden to my legs and to my tongue
  2. Prince: Seven
    And every evil hole goes for the giant spiders, Their 7 tears, but do not fear
  3. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh shush: "keep her down now." You're so scary!
  4. Lady Gaga: Telephone
    Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'Cause I'm Ted Danson
  5. Derek and the Dominos: Layla
    Darlin' won't you please not worry now
  6. Elton John: Sad Songs Say So Much
    I'll hold the skunk
  7. Roger Waters: The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking
    I farted on the plain, Did you understand the music Yoko, Or was it all in vain?, [Child:] "Shane...", The fish s**t mystical
  8. Hall & Oates: She's Gone
    My face ain't looking at a young girl
  9. George Thorogood: One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer
    One burger, one scotch, and one beer
  10. Yes: Roundabout
    In and around the lake,, Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there
  11. Stevie Nicks: Edge Of Seventeen
    Just like the one wing duck, sings a song, sounds like she's singin, oo oo ooo
  12. Macy Gray: I Try
    I try to say goodbye to my soul, Try to walk away in my sorrow, Though I try to hide it, it's clear, I blow bubbles when you are not here
  13. Broiler: Rays of Light
    Waste of light, that's what we are
  14. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    You know I read it in a pack of Zaine uh
  15. Rita Ora: Savior
    Seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly , better than you
  16. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros: Home
    Alabama, Audenshaw, I do love my Ma and Pa, Not the way that I do love you
  17. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
  18. Madden Brothers: we are done
    We are dumb
  19. Ramones: Rockaway Beach
    Rockaway b***h
  20. Cat Stevens: Sad Lisa
    Tell me what's making you sad, Li
  21. Guess Who: Clap For The Wolfman
    Black Powder Romance
  22. Zac Brown Band: Where The Boat Leaves From
    Get away to where the boat leaves from, It takes away, I love your big brown arms
  23. George Thorogood: Bad To The Bone
    On the day I was born, The nurses all gathered 'round, And they gazed at the white wonder
  24. Janis Joplin: Down On Me
    Lipstick everybody in this whole round world
  25. Moe Bandy: (Hank Williams) You Wrote My Life
    Hank Williams, You Groped My WIfe
  26. Gloria Estefan: Conga
    Feral Vietnamese Are Getting Stronger
  27. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
    Joy to the visions that the people see
  28. Ingrid Michaelson: Girls Chase Boys
    Girls chase boy's cheese curls.
  29. Hank Williams: Hey Good Lookin'
    Say hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin? hows about f**kin something up , with me?
  30. Murray Head: One Night In Bangkok
    The bars on temples start to pulsate free
  31. Laura Branigan: Self Control
    You take my cell phone home.
  32. Pink Floyd: Pigs (Three Different Ones)
    Ha I should ride you out
  33. 30 Seconds to Mars: Attack
    Run away - Owl attack
  34. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Poison, shoot your own way, in the name of love.
  35. Green Day: State of Shock
    I can twist, like an ugly rock
  36. The Who: Baba O'Reilly
    Teenage waistline, Only a teenage waistline
  37. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a , TRIAGE....
  38. Ingrid Michaelson: Girls Chase Boys
    All the Pokémons in the submarine
  39. Tegan and Sara: Burn Your Life Down
    Three years later, i s**t the frosting
  40. Nana Mouskouri: Only love
    Only love can make a man of me.
  41. Steps: 5,6,7,8
    My poop scooping baby is deiving crazy
  42. Tori Amos: Cornflake Girl
    And the man with the golden gun makes it , oh so much
  43. Colt Ford: ride thru the country
    Don't you ever ride with me
  44. The Black Keys: Gold on the ceiling
    My home on the ceiling
  45. Paul McCartney: Deliver Your Children
    Deliver your children to the good good life. , Give 'em peas and sugar and a f****ng knife.
  46. Europe: The Final Countdown
    We're heading for Venus penis
  47. Kylie Minogue: Spinning Around
    Threw away my papers, got me safer than a wardrobe
  48. The Move: California Man
    So I don't care if your eggs are bacon
  49. Scorpions: Dynamite
    shoot my heat into your butthead, and give you all my socks
  50. Glen Campbell: Rhinestone Cowboy
    And old folks comin' over the phone
  51. Shocking Blue: Venus
    I'm your penis
  52. Sonic Youth: Mary Christ
    You gotta go - you got a date now, Yeah I know - to copulate now
  53. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication
    Hot girls are poor
  54. Aerosmith: Angel
    I'm nuts in love, Let's pray for warm potatoes
  55. Toto: Africa
    It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you, , There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do
  56. Jimmy Eat World: The Middle
    Hey, don't rot yourself away.
  57. Marilyn Manson: Cruci-Fiction in Space
    The Adam of Eden was a bum
  58. Led Zeppelin: Going To California
    Going to California with a pigpen in my heart.
  59. Lana del Ray: Sad Girl
    He's got the flyer, and he walks with a face,, He's got the fire, and he talks with faith
  60. Eric Clapton: I Shot The Sheriff
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the amputee
  61. Anna Kendrick: Cups
    You're gonna miss me by my taco
  62. Traditional: The Lord's Prayer
    Give us our stale and daily bread...
  63. Traditional: Lord's Prayer
    And lead a snot into temptation...
  64. Traditional: Hail Mary (prayer)
    ...and bless it is the fruit that I won't, Jesus...
  65. Bauhaus: In The Flat Field
    I get burned, And you get burned, In the flat field
  66. Traditional: Hail Mary (prayer)
    Hail Mary, full of grass
  67. Smash Mouth: All Star
    She was lookin' kinda dumb, With her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an elf on her forehead
  68. Kelly Clarkson: I Do Not Hook Up
    Oh no, I do not hook up, I f*** deep
  69. Delta Goodrem: Predictable
    You're just so predictable in every way, I, I want you to know I know you're gay
  70. King Crimson: 21st Century Schizoid Man
    Cat's hood, I ain't Carl, No, surgeons screams, come on, A poor ananas, poison door, 21st century schizoid man
  71. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Around the World
    Robbin' in a stop because I met mad Brown
  72. Dschinghis Khan : Moskau
    She's sweet, I'm halfway dangerous.
  73. Fats Domino: Blueberry Hill
    Though we're apart, You butter me still
  74. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    And I'm still in the murda bidness, I could hold your dam like , I'm giving lesson in physics
  75. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    I'm so Passé
  76. Rolling Stones: Jumpin' Jack Flash
    It's alright, just passing some gas, it's all right I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash and I just passed gas
  77. Young Money: Bedrock
    My room is a juice box
  78. Bruce Springsteen: Prove it all night
    I've been working real hard, trying to get my *** clean
  79. Motorhead: Ace Of Spades
    The only god I need/The ace in space/The ace in space
  80. Judas Priest: Turbo Lover
    I'm your terrible lover.
  81. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I'm blue, I would beat off a guy
  82. The Who: Eminence Front
    Let's do the M&M strut
  83. Simon and Garfunkel: Scarborough Fair
    Are you going to clobber a bear?
  84. Hot Chocolate: You Sexy Thing
    I believe in Millwall
  85. Three Days Grace: Painkiller
    The toast that you dine on.
  86. John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band: Voice of America's Sons
    You better wake up, little Johnny, better wake up lil' Sue
  87. Gemini Club: Sparklers
    So, drive on the freeway,, cause I want to kill you.
  88. Sweet: Ballroom Blitz
    And the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna bone ya
  89. Aerosmith: Dream On
    Sing wiener, sing from the ear
  90. Bruno Mars: Marry You
    Is it the look in your eyes?, Or is it this dancing goose?
  91. Timbaland: Apologize
    It's too gay to call the guys
  92. Eric Clapton: Forever Man
    How many time must I display myself?, Before I can talk to the walls, 'fore I can talk to the walls
  93. 5 Seconds of Summer: Greenlight
    You're like the perfect mixture of making f***s and can you pee
  94. Kelly Clarkson: Miss Independent
    No longer need to be the best man
  95. Night Ranger: Don't Tell Me You Love Me
    I got a pickup *rection
  96. Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
    I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, Enough to make my sisters moan
  97. Dr. Alban: Long time ago
    Such a long time ago, like a fallen angel, You drunk drove out of the blue
  98. Wild Cherry: Play That Funky Music
    Play that f***ing music white boy
  99. Alanis Morissette: Thank You
    How bout naughty cleaning death with stomping
  100. The Prodigy: Firestarter
    I'm the firestarter, touristic firestarter

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