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    1. Depeche Mode: Condemnation
      Condom nation!
    2. Depeche Mode: Somebody
      I want somebody to share, Share the rest of my life, Share my innermost thoughts, AND ALL MY INTERNET details
    3. The Arcade Fire: No Cars Go
      "We know a place where no s**ts go."
    4. John Lennon: Give Peace A Chance
      Ev'rybody's talking about, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, , Dragons
    5. Blahzay Blahzay: Danger
      When Malik is in the house
    6. Keane: Somewhere Only We Know
      Oh sympathy where have you gone
    7. Corinne Bailey Rae: Put Your Records On
      Sci-fi invaders, please, , I hope you get grilled cheese
    8. Rixton: Me and My Broken Heart
      Soon, puppies tell me you're not alone
    9. Rixton: Me and My Broken Heart
      You pick me up and fight me...
    10. Young Jeezy: Soul Survivor
      Pants saggin' with my d**k in my draws
    11. Cyndi Lauper: Change Of Heart
      adventures that Cosby would write
    12. Elton John: Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)
      "Won't you come out to play in your ANTIQUE , garden..?"
    13. Jay-Z: 99 Problems
      The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get the clap and then
    14. Heavy D and the Boyz: Now that we found love
      So why don't you just stretch. Stretch for sex. Play around the bottom so I can have a quick wreck.
    15. Heavy D and the Boyz: Now that we found love
      Yeah somebody f**king tell me
    16. Dr. Alban: It's My Life
      What's that crap of a new guitar.
    17. House Of Pain: Jump Around
      Someone's f**kin' junk.
    18. House Of Pain: Jump Around
      Donuts shop, shut the f**k up right from the kids on the hill.
    19. 20 Fingers featuring Gillette: Short d**k Man
      Don't want no shored**k man
    20. Three 'N One presents Johnny Shaker: Pearl River
      Believe we will keep the sperm alive
    21. Jesus Culture: I exalt thee
      I am salty, I am salty, I am salty oh lord
    22. Soundtracks: It's the Hard Knock Life
      Eena freena, wink a dink. Eena freena, wink a dink.
    23. Michael Jackson: Heal The World
      See s**t shir into blushes
    24. Fall Out Boy: My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
      Ham chicken ham ham Chicken ham chicken ham
    25. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Wrapped up like a dou-che, in the middle of the night
    26. TQ: Bye Bye Baby
      It's gonna be f**king, I guarantee it
    27. Switchfoot: Let it out
      We are cannibals yeah life is short
    28. Scissor Sisters: Filthy/Gorgeous
      You dirty dirty faster
    29. Temple Of The Dog: Hunger Strike
      But I can't feed on the powerless, With my Thomson radio over me
    30. 69 Eyes: Framed In Blood
      It's a great big bluh
    31. I Am Ghost: Last Night The DJ Saved My Life
      Last night a DJ shaved my wife, Last night a DJ shaved my wife Yeah
    32. De La Soul: A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays'
      Now as you pump your piss I reminisce
    33. Heavy D and the Boyz: Now that we found love
      Balls are red and bollocks are blue
    34. Fatboy Slim: Gangsta Trippin'
      We've got the d**k down gangsta d**k
    35. Silento: Watch Me
      Wash Me, Wash Me
    36. Jacob Plant: Can't Hold Back
      Care hole, Care hole
    37. Inner Circle: Sweat (A La La La La Long)
      And if you cry out I'm gonna push s**t push s**t we'll s**t some more
    38. Neil Young: Heart of Gold
      I've been in my mine, it's such a fine mine.
    39. Prince: Let's Go Crazy
      We're looking for the purple manatee, he put us in the trunk.
    40. Dropkick Murphys: The Rocky Road to Dublin
      Hockey hair and chili dogs
    41. Roger Whittaker: Durham Town
      "I've got to leave old Berlin now" and "sitting on the banks of the River of Time"
    42. ZZ Top: I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
      I'm black... but I may sound white
    43. Pearl Jam: Glorified G
      Gory fried version of a pelican.
    44. Bananarama: Venus
      I got it, from her,cause she's got it..., Wow my penis, is on fire, from her vagina
    45. Avenged Sevenfold: Second Heartbeat
      When sin's deep in my butt, you'll be the one to fall
    46. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      Big old Jed and the line-o.
    47. Green Day: American Idiot
      Well maybe I'm the f**king America
    48. Radiohead: Creep
      You're so very special
    49. Michael Jackson: Black or White
      I'm scared of no s**t
    50. Lorde: Royals
      We crave a different kind of bus
    51. Bring Me The Horizon: Deathbeds
      Like a deer in the headlights, I need my face
    52. Twenty One Pilots: Polarize
      Help Ebola rise, help Ebola rise
    53. Selena Gomez: Good For You
      I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrot, , doing it up like Midas hmmn...
    54. Adele: Someone Like You
      Neighbour mind I'll find someone like you...
    55. 5 Seconds of Summer: She's Kinda Hot
      She's got a heart hole
    56. Slipknot: People = Sh*t
      People eat bull s**t
    57. Rihanna: b***h Better Have My Money
      s**t, you ain't sittin' backseat of my brand new , foreign car.
    58. Maroon 5: Wake Up Call
      Caught you in the morning with a number one in my bed.
    59. One Direction: Rock Me
      I won't see Katie again I won't see Katie again
    60. Bastille: Pompeii
      Well, I'm gonna see an octopus about this.
    61. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
      What a feeling!, Being's believing, I can have it all now I'm dancing for my life, Take your pants down, And make it happen
    62. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
      All in all it's just another p***k in the hole
    63. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      cry rockin' was somethin' shockin' when your feet just can't keep still
    64. Jason Derulo: Want To Want Me
      It's too hard to sleep, I get the s**ts on the , floor but nothing on me
    65. Weezer: Say It Ain't So
      Wrestle with deer meat
    66. System Of A Down: Streamline
      I wasn't meant for you
    67. Commodores: Lady (You Bring Me Up)
      Now I believe in what you're sayin - I'm TIPPY , TOED !!
    68. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      Livin' on spongecake!
    69. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      I begin to reason.
    70. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      Livin it up all the way!!!!
    71. Eddie Murphy: Party All the Time
      My girl won't stop farting all the time, farting , all the time, farting all the time.
    72. The Who: Eminence Front
      Lemonade skunk
    73. Omi: Cheerleader
      She gives me love and affection, Maybe an erection
    74. Matthew West: Day One
      Tired of throwing panties in the well
    75. Tool: Sober
      Jesus wants to f**king whistle something from the , passing zone.
    76. Panic! At The Disco: This Is Gospel
      These words are nice enough to leave scars
    77. Staind: Epiphany
      I can't take any more of this, I want to come and , fatt.
    78. Plain White Tees: Hey There Delilah
      Gnomes what you do to me?
    79. Jake Owen: Barefoot Blue Jean Night
      We were shouting like ladders in the dark in the middle of a rock show
    80. Muse: Time Is Running Out
      Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
    81. Byrds: My Back Pages
      Rip down all hate ice cream.
    82. Muse: Knights of Cydonia
      You and I must fight for rice
    83. Eagles: Witchy Woman
      Ooh, ooh the Chairwoman.
    84. Sophie B. Hawkins: As I Lay Me Down
      We like tacos.
    85. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
      Joy to the British in the deep blue sea
    86. James Blunt: Bonfire Heart
      You're like the Spock in my Pon farr heart.
    87. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      I was like a dog on a Saturday night
    88. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      We all chat at a line-up, don't carry me to far away, We all chat at a line-up, cause it's here that I've got to stay
    89. Jackson Five: I Want You Back
      Trying to live without your love is one more stupid , night.
    90. Mariah Carey: 100%
      If you're givin' it 100, put your wands up, wands up
    91. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Be your kind of baseball man
    92. Nirvana: In Bloom
      Spring is here again, Rape the dog with glass
    93. Sam and Dave: Soul Man
      I was so mad
    94. Emerson, Lake & Palmer (ELP): Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression
      Guardians of a nuclear dawn
    95. Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds: Thunder Child
      Flashing heat rays pissed the deck
    96. The Automatic: Monster
      What's that coming over the hill? Is it a boxcar? Is it a boxcar?
    97. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      Big ole genital liner
    98. DMX: We Don't Give a F***
      You can't f**k ------ no further than you can throw em.
    99. Dan Fogelberg: Leader of the Band
      "And Diamond, Colorado, up north in some hotel.."
    100. Bruce Springsteen: Dancing In The Dark
      Come on baby unlasso me