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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Snoop Dogg: Young, Wild & Free
      So we smoke beef
    2. David Banner: Cadillac On 22’s
      Cadillac Song 22
    3. John Mellencamp: Lonely Ol Night
      She calls me Elvis's baby, it's a lonely ol' night
    4. The Cure: All I Want
      Just to hold you like a dog
    5. Billy Joel: Big Shot
      And the story of the latest sex kept 'em so entertained
    6. Pat Benatar: Shadow Of The Night
      Surrender all your dreams to me tonight / Welcome to , Indiana.
    7. ELO: Evil Woman
      Illegal Woman,, Illegal Woman,
    8. Go-Gos: We Got The Beat
      We Got To Pee,, We Got To Pee....
    9. BTS: Danger
      why not is she a man?
    10. Radiohead: Fake Plastic Trees
      A crackpot with styrene eyes
    11. The Beatles: Strawberry Fields Forever
      And nothing to write home about
    12. Kenny Loggins: Footloose
      Loose, Footloose, kick of your Sundance shoes
    13. Eagles Of Death Metal: San Berdoo Sunburn
      Her face would make a duchess out West, in San , Bernardino.
    14. Fear Factory: Resurrection
      Whores that shatter balls, absence of morality
    15. Megadeth: Peace Sells
      What do you mean I don't take my pills?, Why do you think I choke? Huh?
    16. Taylor Swift: Back to December
      Wishing diarrhea
    17. Corinne Bailey Rae: Put Your Records On
      Sci-Fi invader beings, I hope you get your dreams
    18. Bruno Mars: Finesse
      Ladies grab your phallus
    19. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , Q, O, O, Q, O, O, , O, O
    20. John Newman: Fire In Me
      I'm starting with my aunts wish
    21. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      Stand up and dance with me
    22. Traditional: Strawberry Fair
      A lime, a lime, a horrid little lime.
    23. Sunflower Bean: I Was a Fool
      All I heard were solids
    24. Boney M: Rasputin
      But he also was the kind of teacher we men would , desire
    25. Smashing Pumpkins: By Starlight
      Her ice, her eyesore is bacon as the seas, yeah.
    26. Jethro Tull: Aqualung
      Salvation all at home, and a couple of teeth
    27. Julian Lennon: Valotte
      Sitting on a pebble by the river playing guitar., Watchin' the parade and we're gonna get that far.
    28. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
      She's got electric boobs under her suit/You know I read it in a , magazine
    29. Aerosmith: Dream On
      Swing with me , Swing for the years , Swing for the laugh and swing for the tears
    30. The Beatles: Can't Buy Me Love
      Can't buy me loaf
    31. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      What do you think you'll do then/You're practicing down the , plain/It'll take you a couple of accurate talents/To get you on , your feet again
    32. Lady Gaga: Judas
      I'm just Macaulay Culkin, baby it's so cruel,, I'm standing on the universe, baby
    33. Ed Sheeran: Perfect
      When you said you loved Tibet, I whispered , underneath my breath, But you heard it, darling, you look perfect tonight
    34. Post Malone: I Fall Apart
      Ooh, I fall apart, Tattoo my car, Oooh, I fall apart, Tattoo my car, , Ooh, didn't know it before, Surprised when you caught me off guard, All this damn jewelry I bought, You was my shorty, I thought
    35. Bowling for Soup: 1985
      Spee spee , Madonna,, Waiting for Nirvana, there was YouTube and Laundry
    36. Billy Joel: Still Rock and Roll to Me
      You can't dress in fashion till you spend a lot of money
    37. Grand Funk Railroad: the locomotion
      you've got to swing your tits now, come on (come on), come on (come on)
    38. Zac Brown Band: Keep Me In Mind
      "Kiwi and lime..."
    39. Ryan Adams: Winding Wheel
      Oh bed of steel, be my winding wheel
    40. Twenty One Pilots: Ride
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh., I'm boring so I'm takin' my time on my ri-i-i-ide
    41. The Beach Boys: Fun, Fun, Fun
      Well the girls can't stand her, 'Cause she walks looks and drives likes an ape now, (You walk like an ape now you walk like an ape)
    42. Steve Perry: Oh Sherrie
      Oh Sherrie, I'm in love, Clothes on, clothes off, , Oh Sherrie, I'm in love, Clothes on, clothes off
    43. Tom Petty: Running Down a Dream
      Yeah, runnin' down the drain
    44. Hall & Oates: Maneater
      The beauty is there but a beast is in the hall
    45. Van Halen: Panama
    46. Four Tops: Bernadette
      Burn ta death!
    47. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      With a boner on my shoulder, Feeling kinda older
    48. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And little Early Pearly, Gave my anus curly-wurly
    49. Boston: Smokin
      We're gettin' an ounce today, We'll pick you up and take you away
    50. The Brothers Johnson: I'll Be Good To You
      I'll be behind you, behind you, behind you.
    51. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
      Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on , Amelia...
    52. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
      "Hush hush, keep it down girl, voice of carry"
    53. Kendrick Lamar: All The Stars
      This may be the night that my dreams might let me know all , the stars are Kosher.
    54. Techtronic: Pump Up the Jam
      Get Your Booty on the Buck Knife
    55. Kacey Musgraves: Merry Go 'Round
      Mary Mary clockin' schmary
    56. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty D and the Dunder Chiefs
    57. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      I'm in a cookbook why would I want to?
    58. My Chemical Romance: House of Wolves
      Well I think I'm on a burning whale
    59. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      My lover's not human, she used to giggle at funerals
    60. Sugarhill Gang: Apache (Jump on It)
      "Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden"
    61. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Adam, there was trying to bubble, do it now, give Adam a , mouth, gay gay gay gay gayyyy. Oppa Ghana Stow!
    62. Charlie Puth: Attention
      “You’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round , throwing that turtle on my knee”
    63. The Zombies: She's Not There
      But it's too late to say you're sorry, How would I know? Why should I care?, Please don't bother trying to find her, She's my bear
    64. Talking Heads: Psycho Killer
      C'est suan la (roughly: It is hot and sour)
    65. The dirty youth: ellen
      sadistic dogs follow me
    66. Kendrick Lamar: All The Stars
      All the stars are kosher
    67. Kelly Clarkson: Love So Soft
      Let's begin
    68. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      Big o’l Jet left the light on
    69. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      Then you ran into the bathroom, You were struck by-, it was a poo!
    70. Theme Songs: Theme from Casper the Friendly Ghost
      Roll up your underpants but children love him the , most.
    71. Supremes: The Happening
      When I bit the finger of fate
    72. Barenaked Ladies: One Little Slip
      One little slip, one little slip, It was a fusion of confusion, the little bell goes , ding-ding
    73. Cardi B: Bartier Cardi
      B***h, you ain’t gay, you lame
    74. Camila Cabello: Havana
      Banana oh na-na, half of my heart is in Banana oh na-na
    75. Radiohead: All I Need
      I'm an atom bomb trapped in your hot car
    76. Selena Gomez: Good For You
      I'm farting carrots
    77. Lorde: Royals
      You can call me green beens
    78. Pearl Jam: Go
      Don't go on the WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    79. The Pixies: Debaser
      I am moonshine, and a luthier
    80. Melanie Martinez: Milk and Cookies
      Drink is for your milk
    81. Selena Gomez: Heart Wants What It Wants
      What the f**k Juan. What the f**k Juan.
    82. Fall Out Boy: This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
      As long as the room keeps spinning, That's just the fitness I need
    83. Rihanna: Don't Stop the Music
      Hazels got the music.
    84. Charlie Puth: Attention
      You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' , round throwin' that turtle on my name
    85. Jeremih: Don't tell em
      Don't you tell 'em what we do, Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, you ain't eaten, Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, You ain't eaten, you ain't eaten gotta tell 'em, Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, You ain't eaten, don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em, You ain't eat
    86. Lykke Li: I Follow Rivers
      I, I follow, I follow you, Gypsy baby, I follow you
    87. Empire Of The Sun: Walking On A Dream
      Soprano!!! , Chubacka walked on Juan , Soprano!! , Chubacka walked on Juan
    88. Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
      Sweet dreams are Anita's
    89. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      We go jet airliner
    90. Rare Earth: Get Ready
      No amount of girls could make me feel the way that , you do
    91. Michael Jackson: Man In The Mirror
      No mustache could bend and or quiver
    92. Rare Earth: Get Ready
      No amount of girls could make me feel the way that , you do
    93. Gentrys: Keep On Dancing
      Me boy, never caught a rag doll
    94. Muse: Thought Contagion
      Fallout, love went to Canada...
    95. semblant: what lies ahead
      terminate the lemonade
    96. Bon Jovi: These Days
      These days the foxes are , under sea
    97. Ben E. King: stand by me
      darwin darwin stand by me.
    98. Icon For Hire: Demons
      but you are still peeing aren't you?
    99. Linkin Park: good goobye
      you can't tell things we can't mandem we're zip , zip things in pugs
    100. Linkin Park: Bleed It Out
      zinc oooooh!