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    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    1. Fall Out Boy: The Mighty Fall
      Y-y-y-love is just a pyramid scheme, And I'm gassy, André!
    2. Maroon 5: Maps
      Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
    3. David Guetta: Hey Mama
      Be my Obama girl I'll be your man
    4. 38 Special: Hold On Loosely
      If you cling to tar pits, you're going to lose control.
    5. Maroon 5: Misery
      So scared to break your neck that you won't let it , bend
    6. Ich + Ich: Pflaster
      Es tobt der Hamster vor meinem Fenster
    7. Twenty One Pilots: Polarize
      Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil eye of Dun
    8. My Chemical Romance: The Sharpest Lives
      So why don't you b*** me, or kiss me while she goes
    9. Fall Out Boy: I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers
      The silver twist than anything
    10. Fall Out Boy: I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
      So douse yourself in s**t perfume
    11. Imagine Dragons: My Fault
      Is it boho, is it boho?, We pick a sippy cup, We pick a sippy cup
    12. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      We've been here forever, And here's a frozen fruit, I could scream forever, We all have poisoned you
    13. Banks: Beggin' for Thread
      Too slow, this ho, look at you reppin' my head
    14. Banks: Beggin' for Thread
      My disproportionary actions fuse when I eat good steaks
    15. System Of A Down: Chop Suey
      E o anjo?
    16. Slipknot: Liberate My Madness
    17. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      And you love the gay
    18. Radiohead: No Surprises
      Surface, breathing out the surface...
    19. Wiz Khalifa: See You Again
      Let the mad gun chew you away
    20. Electro Velvet: Still In Love With You
      Don't get in a piss fight, that pretty face can't , be replaced
    21. Robbie Williams: She's Madonna
      I love you baby: the face of cheese, Madonna
    22. Jason Derulo: wiggle
      I got the sh*ts on the floor, Nothing on me
    23. One Direction: Little Things
      you never twitte your self right darling but I want s**tzu
    24. Muse: New Born
      Just what this pine is? Tell me it's real
    25. Ariana Grande: One last time
      I know I should've farted
    26. Monkees: Your Auntie Griselda
      Er, my teacher, Zelda
    27. Of Mice and Men: I'm a Monster
      I f**king love salt
    28. Of Mice and Men: Farewell to Shady Glade
      You are nothing but a smile, RELISH, I could bully , that fly
    29. Elton John: Tiny Dancer
      Hold me close oh Tony Danza
    30. Krokus: Screaming In The Night
      sons of vengeance got a new SUV
    31. Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down
      Oh don't mind me, I'm watching YouTube from the closet
    32. Aerosmith: Dream On
      chained beaver
    33. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
      And I will keep a bowl of anything
    34. Notorius B.I.G.: Hypnotize
      I just love your fleshy face
    35. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins and you can shut up and die
    36. Jordin Sparks: Battlefield
      You better go and Futurama
    37. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat
    38. Springsteen, Bruce: The E Street Shuffle
      when the man-child gives them a debusschere
    39. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Rollin' coleslaw...
    40. Skylar Gray: Relig
      It's a mucked up world that we lived in
    41. The Wanted: I found you
      I said retard, we're all looking for love tonight
    42. Aerosmith: Shut Up And Dance
      This Mormon is my destiny
    43. Aerosmith: Shut Up And Dance
      This Mormon is my destiny
    44. Billy Preston: Will It Go Round In Circles
      Wigglin' 'round the sofa
    45. The Parachute Club: Rise Up
      We want herpes
    46. Blur: Boys and Girls
      Vivisection, But we haven't been introduced
    47. Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix
      Then I'll raise you like a fetus.
    48. Beyonce: Drunk in Love
      We woke up in the kitchen saying Hi to healthy , dishes, happy Oh baby
    49. Elton John: Take Me to the Pilot
      To acquire dire control, In one danger zone
    50. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Focus, Fire gone
    51. Canned Heat: On the Road Again
      And my dear mother left me, halal is quite yum.
    52. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magik
      Blood sugar baby, sheep magik, sex magik, sex magik
    53. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
      We rub a Mexican, we rub a Mexican, we rub a Mexican, we , rub a Mexican nappy.
    54. Nickelback: How You Remind Me
      I never made it as a wise man, I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing, Tired of living like a blind man, I'm sick of sight without a ten foot ceiling
    55. Rita Ora: How We Do (Party)
      'Cause when the sun sets baby, I'll be havin' you
    56. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      All you never dangerous, never getting through
    57. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      How can we be free if one plus one is three?
    58. Theme Songs: Full House
      You miss your old familiar puddin' twit
    59. Rolling Stones: Wild Horses
      I watched you suffer, a Dalek in pain, Now you decided to show me the same, No sweeping eggs, it's all offstage lines, Could make meat peel better or treat you unkind
    60. Evanescence: Call Me When You're Sober
      Must be exhausting to lose your Rogaine
    61. Depeche Mode: Black Celebration
      You're all for abortion
    62. Prodigy: Breathe
      It failed, it failed, it failed!
    63. The Offspring: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
      The world eats a lot of pizza.
    64. Kid Ink: Show me
      If I get a minute, I’ll put your bad *** in the , kitchen
    65. Genesis: Land of Confusion
      there;s not much LOGIC to go around
    66. Doors: Roadhouse Blues
    67. Barclay James Harvest: Hymn
      Jesus came down from Heaven to earth,, The people said he was a virgin bird.
    68. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      You got another man and I've got another boob
    69. Fuse ODG: Antenna
      Asian lady
    70. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      Some leggings are torn
    71. HIM: Join Me In Death
      Baby, join me in debt
    72. The Presents: No fun
      shaking in my boobs dipped in gold
    73. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Hop in the bat plane
    74. Walk The Moon: Shiver Shiver
      Why you gots to be a s**tbag?
    75. Celine Dion: Because You Loved Me
      You saw the piss there was in me
    76. Ronan Keating: Life Is A Rollercoaster
      Don't bite it
    77. Idina Menzel: Let It go
      Like a Storm Ranger, The goat never bothered me anyway
    78. The Cruxshadows: Ave Maria
      sometimes she talks to angels when she has a , little piss
    79. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty jeans, done dirt cheap.
    80. Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On
      Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the , hot dogs go on.
    81. Pearl Jam: Better Man
      She lies and says she's in love with him, can't , find a butter-man,, She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't , find a butter-man,, Can't find a butter-man, Can't find a butter-man
    82. Shamen: Ebeneezer Goode
      E's are good, E's are good,, These F'in E's are good!
    83. Skrillex: Make it bun dem
      Rub my piss, mush up the piss
    84. Belle and Sebastian: She's losing it
      The girl's got a lot to be murdered by
    85. Bon Iver: Skinny Love
      Staring at the same old blood and crushed veneer
    86. Sister Sledge: He's the greatest dancer
      I wonder why, He's the greatest dancer, I wonder why, That I've ever seen
    87. Zedd: Clarity
      'Cause you are, the piece of meat,, I wish, I didn't eat
    88. Lorde: Team
      Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl.....
    89. Enrique Iglesias: I Like It
      My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, my boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know.
    90. Tim Minchin: Canvas Bags
      Take your campus back, Take your campus back, Take your campus back, To the supermarket
    91. Rolling Stones: Start Me Up
      my *** got lips grow wings
    92. Bob Marley: No Woman No Cry
      No, wrong mango price.
    93. Fetty Wap: Trap Queen
      And I get drunk in my back car
    94. Pink: Fu*king Perfect
      Baby, baby prease, Don't you ever, ever feel, Like you're nothing, Nothing perfect
    95. Jason Mraz: I'm Yours
      But I won't has a tail, No more, no more., It cannot wait,, I'm yours.
    96. Kate Voegele: Sunshine In My Skye
      I want a violent bicycle
    97. Lost Frequencies: Are You With Me
      I wanna dance by the water, meet this mexican guy.
    98. David Gray: This Years Love
      Heaven knows it's pad thai.
    99. Chas & Dave: The Sideboard
      I don't care for the Comfort Inn
    100. Elton John: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
      Don't let your son go down on me