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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

Here are the newest 100 misheard song lyrics!

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  1. Luscious Jackson: Lady Fingers
    I'm so tired of my guns and my vanity, I'd love to trade a man for some sanity
  2. Rupert Holmes: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
    If you like being a fermata, getting caught in the , rain
  3. Madonna: Material Girl
    Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl (Cheerio!), Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl
  4. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
    Don't growl tonight, Or else a bum will take your lime, There's a bathroom on the right
  5. The Who: I can see for miles and miles
    Well here's a polecat tooth, you're gonna choke on it too.
  6. Weezer: Buddy Holly
    Oh oh and you'll marry Tyler Moore
  7. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
    I'm gonna love you, Until you hate me, And I'm gonna show you, What's really crazy, You should've known better, Then to mess with me, heartache, I'm gonna lie to you, I'm gonna lie to you, Gonna lie to you, gonna lie to you, Like a black little baby
  8. Aerosmith: Janie's Got a Gun
    Dolby's just begun
  9. Jay-Z: Empire State Of Mind
    I've become a wet dream tomato
  10. Muse: Feeling Good
    Possum in a cage, you know how I feel
  11. Anita Ward: Ring My Bell
    Pepper in my butt
  12. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
    Shootin' some people outside of the school
  13. Imagine Dragons: It's Time
    It's Time To Begin., Is It In?, I Get A Little Bit Bigger Than That...
  14. Weezer: Buddy Holly
    Let's, pull, out, our, d**ks!
  15. Madonna: Papa Don't Preach
    Walking on the beach
  16. The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
    No one knows what it's like to be baited, To be faded to telling only lines
  17. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    With the lights out, it's sex dangerous, Here we are now, in contianers, Life is stupid and contagious, Here we are now, in containerd, I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a skittle, Not a beatle
  18. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    You promised me I'm never gonna find you taken
  19. Techtronic: Pump Up the Jam
    Iowa, a place to stay, Get your booty on the floor tonight, Make my day
  20. Heart: Never
    We can't go on just rottin' away.
  21. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    First things first I'm a realist
  22. Static-X: Fix
    Covered in jello, Gremlin, Banana Fix
  23. The Offspring: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
    At least you know you can always grow up and be , lame
  24. Bangles: Manic Monday
    It's just another man in London, I wish it was , thunderin'
  25. No Vacancy: Fight
    Now you stole my gravy
  26. Counting Crows: Big Yellow Taxi
    A gay pair of guys just put up a parking lot
  27. Michael Jackson: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    I go insane to the sound of microsoft.
  28. Lady Gaga: Bad Romance
    Want John Barrowman.
  29. Taylor Swift: Shake It Off
    My fingers gonna break, break, break, break, break, And the bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
  30. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    oh it's better than a pack of Slais!
  31. Mike Oldfield: Moonlight Shadow
    I'm crazy
  32. The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
    No one Know what it's like , To be the Batman, To be the bad man, Behind blue eyes
  33. Hanson: MMMBop
    A man who was asian took his life, he only wanted to relax
  34. Keane: Somewhere Only We Know
    So tell me when you're gonna let me in, I'm getting hard and I need somewhere to begin
  35. Eminem: Sing For The Moment
    From standin' on corners and porches just rappin', To havin' abortions, no more kissin' ass
  36. Hall & Oates: Maneater
    The woman is wild, you can tell by her purple Jaguar
  37. Swedish House Mafia: Don't You Worry Child
    Across the hill where I had my first Pottybreak.
  38. AC/DC: Rock 'N Roll Dream
    Keep running all around me, circumcise all about
  39. Pharrell Williams: Marylin Monroe
    The diarrhea is happening again
  40. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
    In the maze, all these eagles wanna hawk like they , got some s**t to say but nothin' comes out 'cause , when they move their nips it's just a bunch of , gibberish. M ****ker, have you forgot about May?!
  41. Maroon 5: Maps
    "So I'm swallowing the meth that leads to you"
  42. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    I'm a blind limbo girl and a fan city world
  43. AC/DC: Hells Bells
    A couple (of) fellows gonna take you to hell.
  44. Traditional: Jingle Bells
    Making spearmint Sprite.
  45. Madonna: Into the Groove
    I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
  46. Falco: Rock Me Amadeus
    Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot , tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot , tomatoes, oh oh oh Hot tomatoes,
  47. O-zone: Dragostea Din Tei
    Sound that beep, That seat unique
  48. Rej3ctz: Cat Daddy
    Did my cat, manny
  49. One Direction: Midnight Memories
    Big *** body with a crowded kitchen
  50. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    I'm a bumpy girl, in a bumpy world.
  51. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    C'mon body let's go potty.
  52. Ed Sheeran: Don't
    I like Delilah
  53. Kongos: Come With Me Now
    I've wasted thyme, I've wasted bread
  54. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
    In this maze, , All these eagles gonna hawk, , Like they got some **** to say, , But nothin' comes out, , 'Cause when they move their nips, , It's just a bunch o' gibberish, , Mother ****er, have you forgot about May?
  55. Gwen Stefani: If I Was a Rich Girl
    my cash flowing out the other end
  56. The Cab: Animal
    My nipple nation
  57. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
  58. BTO: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
    B-b-b-baby if you say to the midnight man, yet.
  59. Coldplay: Magic
    I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't , anybody else that chews.
  60. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
  61. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
    We're on the mexican cookie
  62. Standards: Davy Crockett
    Killed himself in a fire when he was only 3
  63. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    And the last known survivor sticks his bread in the knife
  64. Smashing Pumpkins: Bullet With Butterfly Wings
    The world is a vampire, sent to Jane
  65. Jason Derulo: wiggle
    Go head, and go ham sandwich
  66. Eminem: The monster
    I'm friends with the monster the son of my bed
  67. Oklahoma (The Musical): The Farmer and the Cowman
    Territory folks should stick together,, Territory folks should all be pals., Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,, Farmers dance with the ranchers' cows.
  68. Huey Lewis & the News: Workin' For a Livin'
    Honey got a condo, two hundred rent., I get a check on Friday, but it's already spent.
  69. Lady Gaga: Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)
    Get your aardvarks ready to rumble!
  70. Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon: Who's got the pain
    Who's the penguin they do the mambo who's got the penguin , they go URK!
  71. Blues Traveler: Run Around
    once upon a midnight dreary
  72. Rolling Stones: Sway
    Hey, plant skiers, out on the dubstep brown, Mama France of all the burial ground, Ants stamp the feeling, bet soap rot down, Its just that evil eye forgot me in its way.
  73. Sage the Gemini: Gas Pedal
    I saw the writing on your *ss, and yeah I'm ready baby.
  74. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Me and my Friends
    Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pants!
  75. Katy Perry: Roar
    I used to bite my bum and hold my breath
  76. Green Day: American Idiot
    And can you hear the sound of the stereo?
  77. Hootie and the Blowfish: Only Wanna Be With You
    I only got a three-inch tool!
  78. George Harrison: I've Got My Mind Set On You
    My girlfriend might sit on you
  79. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Down on the Corner
    Willie and the boat boys are payin'
  80. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    Oh they're sweet and-a wonderful
  81. Dion: Runaround Sue
    She goes down on other guys
  82. Ray LaMontagne: Drive-In Movies
    "...drying moo lips..."
  83. Meat Loaf: Who is the Leader of the People
    I swear I heard the man say, "Pumping as*!"
  84. Weezer: My Name Is Jonas
    My name is Wheatfield
  85. Weird Al Yankovic: Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Science teachers from outer space
  86. Lemon Demon: Bill Watterson
    And I brought shears to cut your bovine
  87. Frank Zappa: Wowie Zowie
    I don't even care if your dad's a he
  88. Beck: Loser
    Forces of evil in a Pozo nightmare
  89. Weird Al Yankovic: Like A Surgeon
    Better give me all your gosmers
  90. Lynyrd Skynyrd: Simple Man
    Be a simple condom man
  91. Nirvana: Anuerysm
    She keeps a puppet straight in my heart
  92. Nirvana: Stain
    I'm Mustaine
  93. Nirvana: Downer
    Don't feel guilty masturbating
  94. Snoop Dogg: Who Am I (What's My Name)?
    Long Beach is the spot where I served McCain
  95. Pearl Jam: Black
    Tattooed on Hi-C
  96. Cream: Sunshine of Your Love
    I'll give you my dog surprise
  97. Velvet Revolver: Fall To Pieces
    Fellow p*ssants
  98. My Chemical Romance: Mama
    Well mother was the warden to my legs and to my tongue
  99. Prince: Seven
    And every evil hole goes for the giant spiders, Their 7 tears, but do not fear
  100. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh shush: "keep her down now." You're so scary!

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