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    1. John Mellencamp: Without Expression
      Have you ever been nauseous through a rainstorm?
    2. Desiigner: Panda
      Salad bar, candy
    3. Desiigner: Panda
      Legacies, family, Why does she look like a panda
    4. Rod Stewart: Every Picture Tells A Story
      On the Peking ferry, I was feeling Mary
    5. John Mellencamp: Paper in Fire
      Sucking up the ashtrays
    6. Radiohead: Karma Police
      He talks in mazz
    7. Twenty One Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are eating steak and snow
    8. Kongos: The World Would Run Better
      Argentina has too many whales
    9. Steve Winwood: When You See a Chance Take It
      When some sodomy reminds you
    10. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
      She had me circumcised , telling mean old lies
    11. Leonard Cohen: Winter Lady
      but I f***** every man for her
    12. Rihanna: Shut Up and Drive
      I'd rather ride that scooter than a limousine
    13. Fifth Harmony: Sledgehammer
      If you could take my balls right now, It would feel just like a sledgehammer
    14. Katy Perry: ET
      Boy, you're an idiot, your touch so foreign
    15. Dragonette: Okay Dolores
      Peter Lorre
    16. Cappella: U Got 2 Let the Music
      You got to lick the music
    17. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Ya keep on hopping with it cake by the ocean floor
    18. Muse: Citizen Erased
      im sure i used to pee so freely
    19. Jason Aldean: My Kinda Party
      She's rockin' some Cody Jinks
    20. Def Leppard: Women
      Women! Women! - Life's so pretty weirder, Hey! Hey! - They can't live without it!
    21. Go West: King of Wishful Thinking
      I'll pretend my s**t's not stinking
    22. ELO: Hold On Tight
      A cushioned twat I don't live
    23. ELO: Hold On Tight
      'Cause your soft talk kills and pleases
    24. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      Nowhere to hide when I'm getting new clothes
    25. R.E.M.: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
      I can always s**t standing up
    26. Brenda Lee: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
      Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do , some heroin
    27. Simon and Garfunkel: Mrs. Robinson
      Here's to you Mrs. Robinson, she's a slutty Mormon you will , know, whoa whoa whoa
    28. Sophie Ellis-Bexter: Murder on the Dancefloor
      It's murder on the dancefloor, So you better not steal the blows
    29. Heart: Crazy On You
      You got gravy on you
    30. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California
      With a name like Dani California day was gonna come , when I almost got pneumonia
    31. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Torture Me
      A vintage year for pop-eye here
    32. Underoath: Young And Aspiring
      This is my f*ggot! This is my caramel corn!
    33. 3LW: Playas Gon' Play
      Balls, they gonna roll, Shiny quarters, they gonna call
    34. Queen: Death On Two Legs
      Death on two legs, You're tearing me apart, Death on two legs, You've never had a heart, And you're old
    35. Queen: Seaside Rendezvous
      Let my imagination run away with the candy
    36. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Livin' like a tramp, like a greedy old man, Devil is a woman, can I be your man
    37. The Beatles: Glass Onion
      Looking through the big fat Jew lips
    38. Elton John: Step into Christmas
      So hop aboard the turkey boat
    39. Ellie Goulding: Love Me Like You Do
      Love me like a dude, love, love, love, love me , like a dude.
    40. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She sees the hat rack, is she gonna touch it?
    41. Bob Marley: Is This Love
      We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
    42. Irish Folk Song: The Hills of Connemara
      Run like the devil from the egg-sized man
    43. Phil Collins: Invisible Touch
      She used to have a visible attraction.
    44. Lynyrd Skynyrd: Freebird
      I'm as a free as a birdhound
    45. Ini Kamoze: Here Comes the Hotstepper
      I'm the leprechaun gangster
    46. Architecture in Helsinki: Escapee
      This ass-gape it was never gonna stay
    47. Tina Turner: We Don't Need Another Hero
      We don't need to know the hero., We don't need another way home., All we want is something young., Thunderdome.
    48. Garth Brooks: Ain't Goin Down (til the sun comes up)
      Ain't going down til the sun comes up, Ain't givin in til they get it up
    49. Avenged Sevenfold: The Wicked End
      Just as we bust enough nuts
    50. The Smiths: Half A Person
      I went to London and died
    51. Bruno Mars: 24K Magic
      Throw your pizza beans at sky
    52. Kelly Rowland: Down For Whatever
      Lick the floor, see what we find
    53. White Stripes, The: Icky Thump
      Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom , myself
    54. N. E. R. D.: Party People
      What I need, what I need is that croquette
    55. Anderson Paak: Heart Don't Stand A Chance
      Ooh, Sean Penn pouring down, Arms, legs wrapped around
    56. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy, Stuck up on ecstasy
    57. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      she dashed by me and fainted on James
    58. Rod Stewart: Young Turks
      there were tears in her eyes when she kicked her little sister for crying
    59. Ready For The World: Oh Sheila
      Irish Sailor
    60. Wheatus: Teenage Dirtbag
      Her name is Noelle. She rings my bell. I got gym class from hell.
    61. Oasis: Wonderwall
      I don't believe that anybody, Feels the way I do about Janelle
    62. Life of Dillon: Overload
      Can you feel it old baloney
    63. Abba: Dancing Queen
      Dancing Queen, feel the meat on the tangerine
    64. Megadeth: Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
      Don't look now, you're inside out
    65. Live: Lightning Crashes
      Like a Roman Southerner, Chasing the wind
    66. Jamiroquai: Virtual Insanity
      It is a wonder man can eat a toe
    67. Florida Georgia Line: Summerland
      California Keemstar
    68. Lily Allen: L8 CMMR
      Anybody, anyone could see, I'd deport him eventually
    69. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      I drive a sports car just to poop
    70. Smash Mouth: All Star
      Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get , laid
    71. Toto: Africa
      I left my brains down in Africa.
    72. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
      Johnny used to twerk on the docks.
    73. Men At Work: Land Down Under
      He just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich.
    74. Adele: When We Were Young
      You look like a movie. You smell like a song.
    75. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      The smell of that chick just put a smile on my , face
    76. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      My sandhich is in 'ere (here)
    77. Coldplay: Viva La Vida
      I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemy's *SS
    78. David Bowie: Ziggy Stardust
      When the kids had killed again I had to break up the band.
    79. R.E.M.: (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
      I know that my town's strange but I believe you'll be coming , back before too long.
    80. The Pixies: Is She Weird
      Is she weird, is she white, Is she promised to the night, And her Ed Asner room, And her Ed Asner room...
    81. Prince: When You Were Mine
      Maybe that's the reason I need herpes, oh!
    82. Verve Pipe: Freshmen
      I cannot believe we ever got 40 cents.
    83. Shakira: Underneath Your Clothes
      There's my Teletubbie.
    84. Starland Vocal Band: Afternoon Delight
      "And the father of the mule is gettin' so excited"
    85. Beck: Loser
      Soooooiled mandible
    86. Lightning Bolt: Dream Genie
      What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel t
    87. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      Haven't you dreamed, that we're sharing the same thing.
    88. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You had strategically dipped your loved one -- I
    89. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
      Just to get a glimpse of honest illusion
    90. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      I'm giving you a bath for giving it all
    91. Nicki Minaj: Super Bass
      slicker than the guy with the d**k on his eye, oh!
    92. Weezer: Photograph
      Potato! Free Diamonds!
    93. Fifth Harmony: Miss Movin' On
      Miss mow the lawn
    94. Nirvana: Rape Me
      I wanna be Obi-Wan
    95. Nirvana: Lithium
      I like it, undercover crack, I miss you, undercover crack, I love you, undercover crack, I killed you, undercover crack
    96. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      I love pig tails
    97. Madonna: Where's The Party
      Where's the potty? I want to pee my soul, Where's the potty? I want to lose, come trolls
    98. Fall Out Boy: Sergeant Politeness
      Sergeant Politeness searching for weak boys.
    99. Black Sabbath: Paranoid
      Can you help me? f*** you g*****n brain
    100. Belle Stars: Iko Iko
      Jacking off in L.A.