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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. KREAM: Taped Up Heart
      With my taped up heart and my open grotto
    2. Clean Bandit: Rockabye
      Rockabye, down butter cry
    3. Slipknot: Psychosocial
      The sequins have gone mad
    4. Ben DJ: Thinkin' bout you
      Fire in my church
    5. Beyonce: Crazy In Love
      Your kids got me hoping you'll save me right now
    6. Lipps, Inc.: Funky Town
      Mostaza y Ketchup, Funkytown., Mostaza y Ketchup, Funkytown
    7. Patti Smith Group: Because The Night
      "Come on now try and understand, The way I feel about the Orkin man".
    8. Symphony X: Paradise Lost
      Say goodbye, goodbye, Howard!
    9. The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
      no one's backpack is hard on their anus
    10. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Wanted: Condom Star
    11. The Weeknd: Party Monster
      Porcupine girl, I don't even know her name
    12. Billy Joel: Allentown
      "Well we're living here in Allenton"
    13. Michael Jackson: Billie Jean
      For forty days and for forty nights i was on the , cider
    14. Fine Young Cannibals: She Drives Me Crazy
      She drives me crazy, that long white greyhound, She drives me crazy and I can't help myself, I can't get any rest, People say I've had sex
    15. Whitney Houston: Where Do Broken Hearts Go?
      Back to the old venoms
    16. Dr Hook: Sylvia's Mother
      Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna KILL her, goodbye!
    17. Kim Wilde: Chequered Love
      Gigolo!
    18. Lionel Richie: Dancing on the Ceiling
      Everybody have sex!
    19. Lily Allen: Alfie
      My dim old friend
    20. Pearl Jam: Jeremy
      Jeremy smoked some ham yesterday
    21. England Dan & John Ford Coley: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
      I'm not talking 'bout Meridian And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight
    22. Patti Smith Group: CitizenShip
      What the Hell - , Falafel!, It didn't matter to me...
    23. The Killers: Mr. Brightside
      Viagra
    24. Doors: Love Me Two Times
      Yeah, my niece got weed
    25. Bryan Adams: Can't stop this thing we started
      Cause nothing can stop this Big Mac we got
    26. Meat Loaf: Bat Out Of Hell
      And nothing in Iraq, And nothing in Iran, And nothing's ever worth the cost.
    27. Maroon 5: Sugar
      Need a little sickness in the night
    28. Fifth Harmony: Work From Home
      I ain't worried 'bout nada
    29. Declan McKenna: These kids don't want to go home
      Teaching them how to anal
    30. The Chainsmokers: Paris
      To get away from our parrots
    31. AC/DC: T.N.T.
      D.M.T.
    32. Soft Cell: Tainted Love
      Tainted BLOOD !!!
    33. Sara Bareilles: Brave
      You can turn a phrase into a weapon wardrobe
    34. Jason Aldean: My Kinda Party
      I farted up and let them horses sing
    35. Melanie Martinez: Teddy Bear
      We won't walk right in
    36. Rachel Platten: Stand By You
      I'll walk home with you
    37. TobyMac: I'm for you
      I know the feeling, I know it's real when the drummer's all in , your face.
    38. Lindsey Stirling: Shatter Me
      I appear wet in the dark.
    39. Michael Jackson: The Lady in my Life
      (Ooh girl let me give you one),, Let me give you one.
    40. Metallica: For Whom The Bell Tolls
      Take a look at this guy just before you die
    41. Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
      "Ready to whack Dave, Ready to whack Dave"
    42. Future Islands: The Chase
      I take my leaks like a man
    43. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty deeds and the dunder jiggy
    44. Thomas Dolby: Sesame Street
      Can you tell me how to get some sesame seeds?
    45. Melanie Martinez: Sippy Cup
      He's still dead when you don't wet the bottle
    46. Pink: Fu*king Perfect
      don't you ever ever feel, like your husband has been perfect
    47. Camera Obscura: My Maudlin Career
      Your thing's gigantic but it's not as big as Guido's
    48. B.A.P: Badman
      Come on, Jimmy, more soup in bowl!
    49. BTS: No More Dream
      To all the Beyoncés without dreams
    50. Seventeen: Highlight
      I'm like a bird, not a turkey
    51. Rage Against the Machine: Snakecharmer
      And a clever, honey killer
    52. BTS: N.O
      Tell them that you need a man named André!
    53. BTS: Dope
      Can I get a little bit of hoe? Yeah!
    54. GOT7: Girls Girls Girls
      Hello! Let's stalk this Lego!
    55. Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
      Since your tingly prawns were sexy things
    56. Jonathan Richman: Roadrunner
      I got the, ahem, (Radio on!)
    57. Simon and Garfunkel: The Boxer
      In the quiet of the railway station --REDSKINS !
    58. Stone Poneys: Different Drum
      I see no sense in this crying and grieving. We'll , both do our own laundry, If you live without me.
    59. Skrillex: Bangarang
      Shout to all my busboys
    60. Freddie Mercury: How Can I Go On
      When all the soldiers taken from the sea, I stand dethroned, I'm naked and I weep, But when your finger points so solidly, Is anybody there to believe in me, To hear my pee and take care of me?
    61. Avicii: True Believer
      Oh man I've been a tortoise, 'Til I learned how to jump
    62. Justin Timberlake: Let The Groove Get In
      I know that you want to, Suck on it lady, I know that you want to, Suck on all the lettuce
    63. Snot: Stoopid
      Rip you, don't pick your eyes, , Then maybe you can say (yell!),, "I pick them up,, clothes man!, You know where they make CHORIZO?", 'kay?! , Eggs want to create fire!, Why can't you let them pray?, Washing your stupid brine!, I know you cannot sing!
    64. Eminem: Without Me
      Kids feeling rebellious, and bears, the bears , still listen to Elvis
    65. Kiss: Room Service
      Because in hotels, all alone, tonight I'm rockin' , my socks green
    66. Britney Spears: Radar
      I'm a radar
    67. Pink Floyd: Corporal Clegg
      Corporate Greg had a woman leg
    68. Madonna: Like A Prayer
      Level crossing
    69. Metro Station: Kelsey
      I'll swim in old s**t for you, old s**t for you
    70. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
      Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon, No, no, no
    71. Maroon 5: Animals
      Just like animals, animals, like animals balls.
    72. Maroon 5: Payphone
      I had her pants on trying to crawl home
    73. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Shawty-ee don't like it, this b***h is not kosher, Rock the cat box, rockin' the cat box
    74. Twenty One Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are eatin' steak real slow
    75. Danny Elfman: This is Halloween
      Tender lunch meats everywhere
    76. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      I took a pill ate a pizza, to show a beezy I was , cool
    77. Muse: Dead Inside
      I give you everything , I can't give you animal
    78. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You're where you should be all the time, but when , you're not you're with some underworld spy or the , wife of a POSTMAN
    79. John Denver: Rhymes and Reasons
      And the song that I am singing is a prayer to my ninnybird.
    80. Barenaked Ladies: One Week
      My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
    81. New Radicals: You Get What You Give
      Ric Ocasek / We got teh dreamer's disease
    82. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      It's demeaning and I like it, Rock the asphalt, rock the asphalt
    83. Panic! At The Disco: Kaleidoscope Eyes
      Orgasming on the vaultt
    84. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      I got this feeling, inside my balls.
    85. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the number
    86. Starship: We Built This City
      But 'least we run the cho-home, oh, that we just loves to beat
    87. Def Leppard: Animal
      We are the hungry ones, on the night gettin' laid
    88. Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine
      Good cheap wine and a three legged goat
    89. Captain Cuts: Love Like We Used To
      Time isn't beautiful
    90. Drake: One Dance
      Smack a pretty girl and penny and wine her
    91. Snoop Dogg: California Roll
      They do the finger's light red farts (and send , your love)
    92. Sia: The Greatest
      I'm afraid to be the greatest and you're right!
    93. Maroon 5: She Will Be Loved
      beauty queen of only 18 sheep
    94. Panic! At The Disco: Folkin' Around
      If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep, Then I'm putting out the lantern, Find your own way back, ho
    95. Kim Mitchell: Patio Lanterns
      Patty O'landers
    96. Michael Bolton: Said I Loved You But I Lied
      You came to me like dung through the night.
    97. Radiohead: Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box
      I'm a MISERABLE man, Get off my case
    98. Radiohead: Fake Plastic Trees
      A fake plastic watering can for a fake Chinese rubber band , and a fake plastic girl
    99. Ian Dury: Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll
      Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs
    100. System Of A Down: Spiders
      All the lice running through her hair