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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

Here are the newest 100 misheard song lyrics!

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  1. Anthem Lights: Just Fall
    I would dive into Kenyans to save you
  2. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
    Last night I dreamed of some bagel
  3. Caramell: Caramelldansen
    Dance on your balls, Cat f****ing a handbag, Yours only yours, A walrus tickle dance pad, it's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said 'Look! Henry had a vagina , malfunction!'
  4. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I will beat up a guy
  5. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I will meet other guys.
  6. Linkin Park: Lost In The Echo
    So one last time I can see you
  7. Rihanna: Diamonds
    it was like a japanese verse
  8. Traditional: Jingle Bells
    oh what fun is to ride on whores open legs
  9. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I'm I would pee up and die.
  10. Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing
    Opticians in other places
  11. Alicia Keys: Empire State of Mind
    Or my name on monkeys found down on Broadway
  12. Amy Grant: Nobody Home
    They would tease the neighbor's butt off
  13. Maroon 5: Maps
    When I was at my worst down on my niece
  14. Ed Sheeran: I See Fire
    Calling out for the rope
  15. Bob Dylan: Tangled Up In Blue
    Tiger lovin' dude
  16. Zedd: Clarity
    Cause you are the piece of meat I wish I didn't eat
  17. Chumbawamba: Tubthumping
    I get knocked down, but like an elephant, you're , never gonna keep me down.
  18. Tove Lo: Habits
    I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex tubs, , watching freaky people eatin' a faun
  19. Daughtry: Crawling Back To You
    Why am I hacking weed any longer?
  20. Pokémon Soundtrack: Pokemon Theme (Indigo Intro/Closing)
    Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true, Our clourage will pull us through
  21. The Strokes: Under Cover Of Darkness
    "...jump out of bed into a vest."
  22. Maroon 5: Wake Up Call
    Go to Hell caught you in the morning with another , one in my bed
  23. Specials: Enjoy Yourself
    Endure yourself, it's later than you think, Endure yourself, while you're still in the pink, , 'Hello, I'm Terry and I'm going to endure myself first'
  24. The Cab: La la
    Like a sin for me
  25. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
    That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor, She can be my sleeping beauty, I gon' put her in a donut, Woo!
  26. Sia: Chandelier
    I'm gonna live like tomorrow's President Clinton, like , it's President Cli-in-ton
  27. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    Chill out, watch it, Al Gore.
  28. Kim Carnes: Bette Davis Eyes
    And she knows just what it takes to make a crow , blush
  29. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
    Caribou cream, now we're sharing the same Twix...
  30. Led Zeppelin: Stairway To Heaven
    And if you listen very hard, a Jew will bother you a lot.
  31. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a to me Leon.
  32. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    They're golden dreams
  33. Kongos: Come With Me Now
    Whore, don't hit me now
  34. Vance Joy: Riptide
    Ooh Ooh Ooh and the car won't start
  35. Jackson Janet: Nasty
    Basket, basketball.. don't mean a thing, Oh you basketball!
  36. Vance Joy: Riptide
    Oh baby, running down to the riptipe.
  37. Blu Cantrell: Heroes
    Anybody but the narwhal
  38. Mamas and the Papas: Words of Love
    Words of love, so soft and tender won't wither girls' hearts anymore
  39. The Beatles: Come Together
    He got marijuana
  40. Golden Earring: Radar Love
    I was driving in a fat man's red underwear, When a voice in my head said "Wear high heels.", Well, the baby's cryin', guess I need you here, And it's a half-assed whore so I'm shifting gear
  41. Doobie Brothers: Black Water
    I'd like to hear some f**king Dixieland
  42. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Got a long list of flummoxed lovers
  43. Andrew Lloyd Webber: Angel of Music
    Christine, you must have been drinking
  44. Marilyn Manson: Beautiful People
    The beautiful meatball,the beautiful meatball
  45. Kate Bush: Violin
    Get the bow going, let it scream to me, by all means, by all means, , by all means!
  46. Starship: We Built This City
    We broke this city with rocks and rolls.
  47. The New Pornographers: Dancehall Domine
    Well we call him Dancehall Dominick
  48. Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing
    We are the zoltan's
  49. Eric Clapton: I Shot The Sheriff
    I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the death , beauty.
  50. Abba: Chiquitita
    Chicken Tikka, tell me what's wrong.
  51. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
    Them good girls, straight master beaters.
  52. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Comedian
  53. A-Ha: The Living Daylights
    Hey liar, where're you going, I swear your lips are showing
  54. Guy Sebastian: Linger
    Old man, ha!
  55. Serena Ryder: Heavy Love
    Then turn around and hold me so tight I could inbreed
  56. Carly Rae Jepsen: Tonight I'm Getting Over You
    I wanna smash your feet
  57. Boston: Used to Bad News
    I've gotten used to being used.
  58. Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Those Cannan Days
    Those canine days
  59. Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
    I drive off in my car., In my Chervrolet, I go
  60. Extreme: Get The Funk Out
    But you better change your rat tattoo!, (I don't like what I see here!)
  61. Maroon 5: Wipe Your Eyes
    I'll run my (really bad c-word) across your cheek
  62. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
  63. Cimorelli: You're Worth It
    You're more than labels, more than pain, Baby, you're born and you're the same
  64. Buddy Knox: Party Doll
    She had long hair and nice boobs
  65. Jay-Z: Niggas in Paris
    Does you pray? Does you, Christ?
  66. Huey Lewis & the News: The Heart of Rock 'n Roll
    The heart of rock and roll is Topeka
  67. AC/DC: Highway to Hell
    Hey, Satan! Hand my Jews.
  68. AC/DC: Highway to Hell
    Sees a (word that can't be spoken) on a one way ride.
  69. Charlie XCX: Break The Rules
    Going to the discotheque, Getting high and gaining weight
  70. Maroon 5: Love Somebody
    I really wanna hump somebody
  71. Lil John: Turn Down For What
    Turn down the walk!
  72. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Gotta love those Starbucks lovers
  73. Abba: Dancing Queen
    You are the dancing queen, something green
  74. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
    Stop, Wait a minute, Fill my cup put some (the word that can't be uttered) in it
  75. Echosmith: Cool Kids
    I wish that I could be like the cookies
  76. Reamonn: Star
    You know I'd do almost anything for you my garden , light
  77. Sia: Chandelier
    I'm gonna swing from the sugar leaves
  78. Hozier: Take Me to Church
    Take me to church, I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of your life, I'll tell you my sense, so you can sharpen your knife, Hope for me that breathless breath, And good God, let me give you my wife!
  79. Dragon: April Sun
    Take me to the airport down in houston
  80. The Kooks: Naive
    I know, she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
  81. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
    Funyuns na na na na na na na na Funyuns
  82. Jose Feliciano: Feliz Navidad
    The police took my dog
  83. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could do
  84. Tina Turner: What's Love Got To Do With It
    What's long, Dr. Doom, Dr. duel it?, What's long, but a second hanging motion?
  85. Elton John: Hercules
    God damn Hercules
  86. Taylor Swift: Welcome To New York
    And you can want who you want , Poison, poison girls and girls
  87. AC/DC: Highway to Hell
    I want to take you to the premier's league.
  88. Tina Turner: We Don't Need Another Hero
    All we want is f*** the young, the Thunderdome
  89. Moby: Lift Me Up
    Plane talking: "Take a sofa"
  90. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
    So, what's up?
  91. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Hold on! Is it 3am?
  92. Lady Gaga: Applause
    You make me feel like I can dance (With the lights , on!)
  93. Bee Gees: I Started A Joke
    I Started a joke and made the whole world funny
  94. 5 Seconds of Summer: She Looks So Perfect
    Police get out! Police get out!
  95. Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
    look now on a new page
  96. Wizard of Oz Soundtrack: The Lollipop Guild
    We represent the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop Kids! And in the name of the Lollipop Kids...we wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!
  97. Eminem: Bad Influence
    (Just pull the pug!) people say that I'm a bat in fluids
  98. The Beastie Boys: Sure Shot
    Hey kill, Shapes and boobs together , Probably this hippie supper is gonna change the weather, Blah blah mumble(unintelligible), You know ive gotta beer and solid halls and ground, (Gets excited)
  99. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
    Oh Dalai Lama, it's Friday nights
  100. OneRepublic: Love Runs Out
    I got my mom made up and I can't let go

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