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    Song: Africa

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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    1. Alter Bridge: Blackbird
      Assuming you find no resistance
    2. Rachel Stevens: Sweet Dreams My LA Ex
      We've had an awful stink, , 'Til the light comes back to you now
    3. Juicy J: Bandz A Make Her Dance
      Bend it over, Juicy J gone f**k it like wet paint
    4. Neil Young: Only Love Can Break Your Heart
      I have a friend I never see, he hides his head , inside a tree.
    5. Michelle Branch: The Game Of Love
      Sorry when I kissed the Wheel of Tibet
    6. Natalie La Rose: Somebody
      I'm on a rock with somebody
    7. Fratellis,The: Henrietta
      Although your husband makes us Aussies an animal
    8. Calvin Harris: How Deep Is Your Love
      So tell me how deep is your love can lick all people?
    9. Fratellis,The: Henrietta
      Dear Henrietta with your seal on the bars
    10. John Lennon: Instant Karma
      Mrs. Carper's gonna get you...
    11. R.E.M.: The One I Love
      A simple frock to occupy my time
    12. Mobb Deep: Quiet Storm
      You ain't no wilding out for the knife-fist thrower
    13. Boy Meets Girl: Waiting for a Star to Fall
      Carry a gun into my arms
    14. Blues Traveler: Runaround
      Yooo! Why you wanna smoke me whole damn pound
    15. Blues Traveler: Run Around
      I know you got some so roll one up
    16. Tool: The Pot
      Yo, Mr Bean, hi
    17. Bob Dylan: Idiot Wind
      even Jesus had distorted facts
    18. Sia: Fire Meets Gasoline
      Take your one, take your one eye, Beg for love, beg for it, swine
    19. Destiny's Child: Independent Women
      Ladies, it ain't easy bein' in a pendant. , Question: how'd you like the sausage that I brought?
    20. Calvin Harris: Pray To God
      I was sleeping in the heat of the bunk bed
    21. Lost Frequencies: Reality
      At times you mash a gnome
    22. Gorillaz: 5/4
      Machop for me, Machop make no soon
    23. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      Is it the look in your eyes?, Or is it these dancing Jews?
    24. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
      I'm blue, in Aberdeen I will die
    25. Sting: Tea in the sahara
      Pee in the Sahara with you.
    26. Doobie Brothers: What A Fool Believes
      Geez, Anorexia's life
    27. Aerosmith: Dream On
      sing weaver
    28. Billy Squier: The Stroke
      Something stupid
    29. Depeche Mode: Enjoy The Silence
      Pleasures reaming, soldiers burping
    30. Jess Glynne: Don't be so hard on yourself
      There's no way to simplicity
    31. Fall Out Boy: Hot To The Touch, Cold On The Inside
      If I was still around, Walk me through, I am your sacred cow, And I'm your secret too
    32. Blondie: I didn't have the nerve to say no
      You're a viper,, and love's a beaver
    33. Leona Lewis: Fire Under My Feet
      I've got bile under my feet
    34. Run-DMC: Walk This Way
      I met a cheerleader, with a real big penis
    35. Van Morrison: Jackie Wilson Said ( I'm in Heaven When You Smile)
      I'm in hell, Yvonne,, I'm in hell, Yvonne,, I'm in hell, Yvonne,, When you smile
    36. Men At Work: Down Under
      He just smiled and gave me a vitamin sandwichf
    37. AC/DC: Back in Black
      Number one with a bullet, in my power pants
    38. Toto: Africa
      With moonlit wings we fled the stars that guide me toward , salvation.
    39. Metallica: The Shortest Straw
      Soda Straw
    40. Chief Keef: Pee pee'd
      I bought a lion then I turned into a rug.
    41. Soundtracks: The Bing Bong Song
      His rump's so big, you'd shout "hooray!" Bing , Bong! Bing Bong!
    42. Gerry Rafferty: Right Down The Line
      When I wanted you to shave my legs, I had no doubt in my , mind.
    43. In This Moment: Big Bad Wolf
      I am the big bad wolf, I'm not a gangster pig
    44. Redman: Da Goodness
      Money talk, bulls**t walk, a*s crisp
    45. Jess Glynne: Don't be so hard on yourself
      Don't be so hard on yourself, bro, Thirty-four years, learn to let go
    46. Elton John: Tiny Dancer
      Pretty eyes, iris smile....
    47. The Fixx: Red Skies at Night
      Fred's got a knife!, Whoa oh, oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    48. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
      Louie takes reds
    49. Scorpions: Blackout
      Play golf!, I really had to play golf!
    50. The Blackbyrds: Walking in Rhythm
      Monkey fever
    51. Eminem: Headlights
      Especially when dad, he f**ked our throat
    52. Beyonce: We run the world
      A p***y like me
    53. Pearl Jam: Black
      And now my bitter hands lay beneath the glass of what was everything!
    54. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      Someone who would spy on the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend!
    55. Depeche Mode: Enjoy The Silence
      All I ever wanted, All I ever needed is him in my arms.
    56. Great White: Once Bitten Twice Shy
      Mama's little baby likes your short *** sweet
    57. Madonna: Material Girl
      Only boys that save their panties make my rainy day.
    58. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
      Your legend never will
    59. Pearl Jam: Black
      Sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red her legs spread out before me, while her body lays dead.
    60. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Finger fighting
    61. Pearl Jam: Black
      Tattooed on High Seas!
    62. Pitbull: Give me Everything
      I will not love you tonight.
    63. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
      Your legend never did
    64. Omi: Cheerleader
      She grants my wishes , Like a genie in my butthole
    65. 5 Seconds of Summer: Out Of My Limit
      Red lipstick corn and high heel stilettos.
    66. Alter Bridge: Blackbird
      Beyond the stars where you roam, I hope you find your way
    67. Lorde: Team
      Living in ruins of vampires within my dreams
    68. Foo Fighters: Something From Nothing
      Looking for a dime and found the columns!
    69. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      "Woman to Woman, Woman to Woman to Me...."
    70. Foo Fighters: Something From Nothing
      Singing along, the awesomest cry out.
    71. Berlin: The Metro
      You were waiting there, swimming through a pile of cheese.
    72. Tears for Fears: Shout
      I'd really love to break your arm!
    73. Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
      My shadow ark's the only thing that's bleeding
    74. Beyonce: Single Ladies
      Aime la ciboulette !, , (like the chive)
    75. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      Oh in the dead of night., You got your eyes on me., I said, "you're old enough"., I said "shut up and dance with me!"
    76. Proclaimers: 500 Miles
      "Just to be the man who walks at those and mails them for the , latch-year door"
    77. The Communards: Don't Leave Me This Way
      My heart is full of love and double-u's
    78. Monkees: Sometime In The Morning
      And it's love you bring, Novaric and denied
    79. Rolling Stones: 19th Nervous Breakdown
      Oh Lucy Blaine ! That girl just can't sing !
    80. Pearl Jam: Black
      Sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red Her legs spread out before me as her body lay dead
    81. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so fancy bet ya didn't know,, I'm feeling so good, From head to Tokyo.
    82. Pearl Jam: Black
      sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red, her legs spread out before me as her body lay dead,, I had misheard the first two lines and thought he killed her. , Then I thought he said: , , And now my bitter hands lay beneath the glass of what was everyt
    83. Jamiroquai: Canned Heat
      Got candy in my hands tonight baby.
    84. Def Leppard: Love Bites
      What Right Have We?!
    85. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      Well I thought it could go either way some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend but then I asked my mom and she said my second version , Someone who would spy on the wife of a close friend was right because I said it really could be both listening
    86. Free: All Right Now
      Let's move before they raise the f**king ranch.
    87. Bon Jovi: Blaze of Glory
      I'm the devil's son, Call me yellow, I'm done.
    88. Hunter Valentine: Typical
      But I'm like a tampon and it's getting old
    89. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
      Up-town funky walk Uptown funky walk
    90. Young Jeezy: Soul Survivor
      Tryin' to make it to the top for your *** get f**ked (now)
    91. Bloodhound Gang: The Bad Touch
      And then we'll do it ishy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
    92. Dr. Alban: It's My Life
      Stop f**king me, stop killing me
    93. TLC: Unpretty
      My outsize my cool
    94. Led Zeppelin: Battle of Evermore
      "The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of Malcolm , X..."
    95. Ariana Grande: One last time
      One more time,, I'll promise after days,I'll take you home
    96. Green Day: Longview
      You're f**king breaking
    97. Cher Lloyd: Want U Back
      Please, this ain't even Tallassee (Tallasse?)
    98. John Lennon: happiness is a warm gun
      She's not a girl, she's Mrs. Mudge.
    99. Depeche Mode: Condemnation
      Condom nation!
    100. Depeche Mode: Somebody
      I want somebody to share, Share the rest of my life, Share my innermost thoughts, AND ALL MY INTERNET details