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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      It's the eye of the tiger, It's the cream of the fight
    2. Bob Dylan: Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
      I once loved a woman, child, and toad
    3. The Beatles: Here Comes the Sun
      Little darling, it seems like you're sincerely , here
    4. Pink Floyd: Money
      Cheddar, Feta, don't take a slice of my pie.
    5. Dire Straits: Walk of Life
      He do the song about a seagull on the moon
    6. Phil Collins: In the Air Tonight
      But I was there, I saw what you did. I saw it Miami Vice.
    7. Kelly Rowland: Breathe Gentle (feat.Tiziano Ferro)
      Vincenzo, Vincenzo, don't leave me behind, cause love goes faster, Vincenzo, Vincenzo, never let me go when love goes faster, I love Vincenzo
    8. BBMAK: Back Here
      I'll braid your back hair baby. , Miss you want you need you so
    9. Danger Danger: Bang Bang
      How could I really have thought we had a chance
    10. The Little Mermaid Soundtrack: Part Of Your World
      pregnant women, sick of swimming, ready to stand.
    11. Lorde: Royals
      My friends in Iowa have cracked the code
    12. Pilot: Magic
      Oh Oh Oh it's my d**k, you know
    13. Nazareth: Love Hurts
      Laverne, ohh Laverne
    14. Phish: Golgi Apparatus
      I saw you with a chicken sub in your hand.
    15. 2wo: I Am a Pig
      What a wee-todd.
    16. Ellie Goulding: Lights
      Ghosts are calling, calling, calling me home
    17. Katy Perry: Deja Vu
      I live off the egg cause of your "I love yous", But I still feel the blows from one of your , "don't want tos", When you're drunk, you say I'm the one, Then you wake up, You suck my hell up in a vacuum, , 'Cause every day's the same, every day's the same
    18. John Mellencamp: Jack and Diane
      Change this stuff 'round real soon, Make this woman a man.
    19. Pat Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
      Hit me with your Bisharp!
    20. Beastie Boys: No Sleep Till Brooklyn
      Foot on the pedal, Never ever false metal, Engine running hotter than a boy named kettle
    21. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Living with a lover with a red IPhone
    22. Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
      Down to the river, Onions!
    23. Aerosmith: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
      Who's the lucky lady
    24. Traditional: Twelve Days of Christmas
      Four calling birds, three Frenchmen to turtle dust
    25. Kodak Black: Tunnel Vision
      Right now I got carpal tunnel vision
    26. Ozzy Osbourne: Walk On Water
      I robbed a Dairy Queen
    27. System Of A Down: A.T.W.A.
      You don't care 'bout how I feel! , I don't feel her anymore!
    28. Blues Brothers: Messing With The Kid
      You can call it what you want, but I call it messing with your kin
    29. The Seekers: A World of Our Own
      And I know you will find there will be pizza pie , when we live in a world of our own
    30. Dead Kennedys: Holiday In Cambodia
      On your Five-Guys stereo.
    31. Elbow: Golden Slumbers
      Monsters away!
    32. Misfits: American Psycho
      Like a cookie cutting Hell
    33. Bon Iver: Holocene
      Chicken fingers stick with us
    34. Katy Perry: Thinking of You
      He said there’s tons of fish in the water so the water’s out of , 10s
    35. Steve Miller Band: Fly Like an Eagle
      fly like a negro
    36. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      Carry two swings
    37. Kenny Rogers: Lucille
      400 children
    38. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Mr. Bojangles
      after 20 years he still breathes
    39. Harry Nilsson: Everybody's Talking (at me)
      Goin' where the weather suits my soul, ...skippin' over the ocean like a song
    40. Katy Perry: Who Am I Living For
      Make her do a toenail when she ride
    41. Pentatonix: Natural Disaster
      My heart was flyin' in tomatoes
    42. Robbie Williams: We are the Champions
      I've paid for my juice
    43. Charlie Puth: Attention
      You been runnin round runnin round runnin round throwin that turtle on my knee
    44. Bad Company: Holy Water
      [Chorus:], (Video Silence) I'm walking on holy water, Feels like I'm walking on sacred ground, baby, (Video Silence) I'm walking on holy water, everytime (that) , you come 'round
    45. Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
      I bit down - I bit down hard on Davy
    46. Fall Out Boy: 27
      The way we're wearing eggos on our shirts
    47. Robert Plant: Nirvana
      How you throw the side, Oh you are congenital, Sweep me up through the night, Fantasy's the dancer
    48. Sara Bareilles: Little Black Dress
      Don't Poop On Cheese
    49. Calvin Harris: Feels
      One minute you're here and then Mexico
    50. Tyr: dreams
      I still know the Lord
    51. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      So I'm looking at rock videos/Nazi bimbos lookin , like hos
    52. Kah-Lo: Fasta
      Bust the bastard!
    53. Leroy Pullins: I'm a Nut
      I'm a nut, I'm a nut, My life don't ever get interrupt, Well my head and my shoulders are sure loose, and I ain't got six dark gay of a goose, No I ain't a crazy buck, I'm a nut.
    54. ELO: Shine A Little Love
      You should have left on the light, And let me see it.
    55. Elton John: Blue Eyes
      Too wise, My babys not too wise
    56. Def Leppard: Animal
      We are the horny ones, on a light in day
    57. The Beach Boys: Help Me, Rhonda
      Happy times, hap-happy times., Help that rag doll--Yeah!--get around in my heart.
    58. Eric Carmen: Sunrise
      Sunrise symbolizes all that's wrong with the world , today.
    59. Eagles: Already Gone
      I will sing this '50s song/'Cause I'm already gone
    60. The Hollies: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
      Sat on a knife, I was kow-towed, Workin for the NPI, Sitting in a nasty bedpan, Whiskey bottles piling high, ---, Well the Being was palming my left hand, And she was holding my right, And I told her don't be scared, Cause you're gonna be spit, I gotta be
    61. Bob Welch: Ebony Eyes
      Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd , like to take her out of her jeans
    62. David Bowie: Ashes to Ashes
      Ashes to ashes dust to donkey
    63. Everlast: What It's Like
      Get a job, you f**king slobs ain't even right. , God forbid you ever have to walk my linen shoe..., ..., He liked to hang out ladylike, getting s**t faced with all those drugs, ..., `Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
    64. Harry Chapin: Cat's In The Cradle
      My new job is hassling the kids with the flu...
    65. Abba: Summer Night City
      It's a dream inside our reach
    66. Simon and Garfunkel: The Dangling Conversation
      It's a still life want of color
    67. The Beach Boys: Don't Worry Baby
      She told me, "Baby, when you raise the dead just take along , my love with you."
    68. Linn Van Hek: Intimacy
      Kids are the same
    69. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Til I hit the dumpster, Hit the dumpster
    70. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      Is it the look in your eyes, or is it these , dancing Jews?, Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
    71. The Beatles: For No One
      You find that all you were to kind of sling around, When she no longer needs you
    72. Twenty One Pilots: Ruby
      You're an eggshell
    73. BTS: Baepase (Silver Spoon)
      They call me Baepsae Hey YG is that gay
    74. BTS: Blood Sweat and Tears
      Want my money money
    75. Grace Vanderwaal: Beautiful Thing
      If we ever got into a fight over that woobie bed
    76. Rush: Show Don't Tell
      Give the jury direction,, Based on the M&M's
    77. Eric Church: Record year
      having an *rection here
    78. Doors: L.A. Woman
      I took a little downer 'bout an hour ago
    79. Bruce Springsteen: Blinded By The Light
      Blinded by the light , Lit up like a reefer that I rolled in the night
    80. Marshmello: Silence (ft. Khalid)
      Ken told me there's no point in trying
    81. Calvin Harris: Feels
      Don't be afraid to catch fish
    82. Rachel Platten: Stand By You
      Even if we can't find heaven, oh what the hell with you, I loved you not enough, but I'm gonna stand by you
    83. The Beatles: Magical Mystery Tour
      C'mon! I'll take you to Mexico., The men in their clean white coats are coming to , take you away.
    84. The Beach Boys: Wouldn't It Be Nice
      Good and natural, baby. Sleep on top of you, baby.
    85. Roxette: She's Got The Look
      Heavenly bomb, Cassandra's got her number
    86. Sam Cooke: Chain Gang
      That's the sound of the man working on the train, yeah...
    87. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      annie are wonky are you wonky are you wonky annie
    88. The Beatles: I Want To Hold Your Hand
      It's such a feeling that my lump, I get hives. I get hives! I get hives!!!
    89. Abba: Summer Night City
      Can't resist the strange attraction, From that giant down the hall
    90. Ed Sheeran: Shape of You
      Last night you were in my room, And now my butt cheeks smell like you
    91. War: The Cisco Kid
      Keeps the salty penis out the can
    92. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sing in the light, sing in the light
    93. Rolling Stones: Street Fighting Man
      Hey! My name is Gorgeous Purple., I'll shout and scream until the gang, Derails with all its burp on.
    94. Panic! At The Disco: Northern Downpour
      And that 1D meme
    95. Shawn Mendes: Treat You Better
      And any guy like you deserves a gentleman
    96. The Beatles: Day Tripper
      She was a gay stripper
    97. The Beatles: Paperback Writer
      Pay the black writer
    98. Barenaked Ladies: One Week
      Chicken vagina the Chinese chicken
    99. Billy Preston: Nothing From Nothing
      I'm not tryin' to plead a dosey-doe
    100. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Pour some sugar on me, C'mon, fatten me up