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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

Here are the newest 100 misheard song lyrics!

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  1. Green Day: Good Riddance
    Another turnip porn, the fork stuck in the road., Tongue grabs you by the ribs, directs you where to go.
  2. Rolling Stones: Little T and A
    Jellybeans and telephone numbers and all
  3. Sisters of Mercy: Temple Of Love
    In the temple of Rah
  4. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin,, touched for the 31st time
  5. Aerosmith: Dream On
    Sing women
  6. Kiss: Lick It Up
    Live It Up
  7. Meat Loaf: Alive
    I'm a runaway train on a broken track, I'm a Chicken On A Farm and I can't turn back.
  8. Vance Joy: Riptide
    And the cow monster
  9. TISM: (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
    I'm on the drug that shrivels your penis
  10. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
    'Caus when those elephants escape you,, The large one ties you up and rapes you.
  11. Ellie Goulding: Burn
    I'm a marshmallow, Giving love to the world
  12. England Dan & John Ford Coley: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
    I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen, And I don't want to change your life, But there's a warm wind blowing, The stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight
  13. CocoRosie: Werewolf
    His my arm's an unborn child
  14. The Who: See Me, Feel Me
    [See me, feel me] touchy, feely
  15. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Go to lonely Starbucks lovers
  16. Three Days Grace: Riot
    Let's startle Ryan
  17. Michael Sembello: Maniac
    It can cut you like a knife / if the gift becomes a fart!
  18. Hilary Duff: Chasing the sun
    You're father chasing a gun
  19. Slipknot: Before I Forget
    I am a worm before I was a man
  20. Snow Patrol: Chasing Cars
    All that I ever was, is here in your girlfriend's eyes, they're all I can , see.
  21. Steve Miller Band: Rockin Me
    But my homey is a friend of mine..
  22. Magic!: Rude
    Saturday morning, jumped out of bed, And put on my bear suit...
  23. Pink Floyd: The Great Gig in the Sky
    Well my friend Dyke, many times we do if you don't , mind. Why should I be friends with Dyke, there's , no reason for it
  24. Shinedown: Second Chance
    Tell my mother, tell Obama I've done the best I can
  25. Adele: Chasing Pavements
    Should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments?
  26. Weird Al Yankovic: Your Horoscope for Today
    Let your horse go for today
  27. Whitney Houston: It's Not Right but It's Okay
    It's Not Right Butter Soul Cake
  28. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
    I'm up all night to get stoned
  29. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Go ask lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
  30. Taylor Swift: Shake It Off
    And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake
  31. Level 42: Something About You
    Carved out of Karen
  32. Destiny's Child: Bootylicious
    I don't think you ready for fish jelly
  33. Michael Jackson: Billie Jean
    But the chair is not my size.
  34. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
    I'm gonna love you, gonna love you , Like a black little baby
  35. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
    A young girl with eyes like potatoes.
  36. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
    Gonna love ya, gonna love ya, Like a black with a baby
  37. Lorde: Royals
    You can call me creepy
  38. Fall Out Boy: This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
    Tom Riddle cares, which pie whines
  39. Fall Out Boy: This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
    Crushing not like hipster cause, but noah likes p-p-, p-pottys
  40. Foo Fighters: The Pretender
    What if I say I'm not like the otters?
  41. Ben Folds: Army
    I say to my reflection, "God please spare me my reflection!"
  42. Blue Oyster Cult: Burnin' For You
    time to play peace signs
  43. Wonder Stuff: Size of a Cow
    You know it would be strange to look like Billy Cage
  44. Imagine Dragons: Monster
    I'm only a man where the camel got me
  45. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
    The artichokes begin to dream
  46. Johnny Mathis: Too Much, Too Little, Too Late
    ...Let's face it widen-eyed. It's over.
  47. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Dirty deeds and the thunder chiefs.
  48. Michael Jackson: Man In The Mirror
    As I turned up the collar bone, my baby went to court
  49. Doors: Love Her Madly
    Don't you love her ass? She's walking out the door.
  50. Nickelback: Photograph
    I'd think the president woulda fixed it up
  51. Skrillex: Bangarang
    Shout it to my boss, sweet brownie
  52. The Heavy: How You Like Me Now?
    How'd you like me nan?
  53. The Fortunes: Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again
    It always seems to be a Monday, With golden memories of Sunday, Always spent with you
  54. Maroon 5: Maps
    I miss the paste of a sweeter light
  55. Lights: Up we go
    It's been a long time of piss
  56. Louise: Stuck In The Middle With You
    Clouds to mastectomy, chokers to the right
  57. Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
    I put on a show, Now I'm naked
  58. Sanford/Townsend Band: Smoke From A Distant Fire
    Your eyes have the mist from the smoke of a distant thigh
  59. Black Keys: Little Black Submarines
    Treasure maps pulling cheese off a grater please
  60. Black Keys: Little Black Submarines
    Old can of beans
  61. Maroon 5: Makes Me Wonder
    I still don't have the pizza and you don't have the time
  62. Three Days Grace: Animal I Have Become
    Somebody help and take the seventh road to the , freeway
  63. Maroon 5: Harder To Breathe
    How dare you say that mommy it is unacceptable
  64. Maroon 5: Makes Me Wonder
    I need something to be eating, 'cause I don't , believe this dude, Danny's mug, Danny's mug
  65. Three Days Grace: Pain
    So now Francis can feel pain and nothing at all
  66. A Touch of Class: Around The World (La La La La La)
    Inside an empty room , My inspiration has no way to hear the tune , Around my head it goes , Marginality , You want to sing with me
  67. Phillip Phillips: Gone, Gone, Gone
    You're my crotch when my leg's stop moving
  68. Deep Purple: Stormbringer
    Was it something you ate?
  69. Banks: Drowning
    a heart made of vomit
  70. Paul McCartney: Jet
  71. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
    Like a Black Little Baby
  72. Blondie: Hanging on the telephone
    I got there on my knees
  73. Morcheeba: World Looking In
    Don't stop just s**t, We've got the world looking in, Our window
  74. Colbie Caillat: Bubbly
    Do you IQ?
  75. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
    My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium, Across to Ayatollah Khamenei.
  76. Oasis: Lyla
    Heaven help my Vagisil / She rings the bell for all the world to hear
  77. Poison: Every Rose Has It's Thorn
    Every rose has its thumb.
  78. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Go to lonley Starbucks-lovers they'll tell you I'm insane
  79. Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana
    It is a limber.
  80. Mallory Knox: The Remedy
    Well you could always throw my balls in the river, Well you could cast my butt in the sea
  81. Elton John: The Bitch Is Back
    Eat some Chapstick on a Saturday night.
  82. Lady Gaga: Bad Romance
    I want your llama and I want your revenge.
  83. Sam Smith: Stay with me
    But I still need elf, 'cause I'm just a man
  84. Eagles: Wasted Time
    Keanu Reaves had got you thinkin'
  85. Taylor Swift: Shake It Off
    And the bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
  86. Maroon 5: Pay Phone
    You say it's too late to be gay, but is it too late to , try?
  87. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
    In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
  88. Kenny Rogers: Lucille
    Four hundred children that are crossing a field
  89. Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know
    I want you to know, That i have beef for you
  90. Hanson: MMMBop
    so we just gone to Medicare, and the Indian man was there
  91. Katy Perry: Unconditionally
    All your insecurities, All your dirty long, long dreams
  92. Maroon 5: Makes Me Wonder
    I still don't have the pizza and you don't have , the time
  93. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Otherside
    I dont believe in space
  94. Bee Gees: You Should Be Dancing
    do it in your parents bed
  95. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
    Lonely house cat of love
  96. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    Blinded by the light, , ripped up like a douche.
  97. Pink: Just Like a Pill
    I haven't moved from the spot where you left me, It must've been a bad shrimp.
  98. Iggy Azalea: Black Widow
    I'm a black widdle (as in a cute way to say little) baby
  99. Lana del Ray: Brooklyn Baby
    Well, my boyfriend's in a band, He plays guitar while I sit and read
  100. The Prodigy: Smack My b***h Up
    Snap my picture (pronounced pitcha)

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