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    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. 3 Days Grace: Riot
      You're not the only Juan, so get out!
    2. Gorillaz: Stylo
      mow the lawn, mow the lawn, Alyssas going to mow the lawm
    3. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      "Dirty Steve and the Thunder Chiefs"!!
    4. The Beach Boys: Barbara Ann
      Went to the dance, looking for a man,, saw Bob The Ram so I thought I'd take a chance!
    5. 2-Pac Shakur: I'd rather be your N-I-G-G-A
      Why yo' eyes rollin' Luke seen ya girl & I ain't , goin' nowhere...
    6. Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)
      A penis which is green....
    7. Phish: Hayley's Comet
      HELL IS COMING
    8. Gabriella Cilmi: Sweet About Me
      Nothing's scene about me, yeah.
    9. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      He already knows that my wall is fire
    10. Paul Simon: Kodachrome
      Momma don't take my homegrown away
    11. Johnny Rivers: Secret Agent Man
      Secret Asian man
    12. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Consider this, Consider this, the time that sent you read, Consider this, this will, That brought me to my knees, praying, Waterfalls and Spanish seas come, Maybe, now, Now I've said too much
    13. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      We go down to the line up...
    14. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Hi the dumpster
    15. Cliff Richard: It's So Funny
      Ipso facto, we don't talk any more
    16. Axwell & Ingrosso: Thinking About You
      Think about your tush
    17. CeCe Peniston: Finally
      Finally you've come along, The way I feel about you, It just gives me the runs
    18. Lukas Graham: What Happened to Perfect
      I am a genderless man
    19. Red Hot Chili Peppers: By the Way
      soft wood, in line, cashback, hot dog
    20. Wham!: I'm your man
      First comes Sal's cremation
    21. Toto: Africa
      I stopped a notepad along the way
    22. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      Shots up a troll/Shots of patrol
    23. Ellie Goulding: On my mind
      Why I got you on my money.
    24. Coldplay: Adventure Of A Lifetime
      Turn your magic on to me she'd say
    25. Twenty One Pilots: Polarize
      Help me bowl of rice, help me bowl of rice
    26. Within Temptation: Caged
      He took my fav'rite shoe!
    27. Don McLean: American Pie
      Throw the machete to the levy when the levy was dry.
    28. Don McLean: American Pie
      Throw my machete to the levee and the levee was dry
    29. Earth, Wind and Fire: Shining Star
      Winnie Witch has found a star...
    30. Lou Reed: N.Y. Stars
      Like the villains, Squirtle and the slain
    31. Ram Jam: Black Betty
      Oh Black Belly, bamalam
    32. Steely Dan: Reelin' In The Years
      Are you ringing in the ears
    33. Metallica: For Whom The Bell Tolls
      Mega-sprite on the hill in the early day
    34. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      Hear bees are loud, Empanadas, Final Runescape, Man down ages
    35. Future: Low Life
      Go 'head and now s**t on the floor now
    36. Mindless Self Indulgence: Ala Mode
      I got 31 flavors to make you want my lever, baby
    37. Michael Jackson: Black or White
      And I told Havati Quati , In the truth either you're wrong or you're right.
    38. Rocky Horror Picture Soundtrack: Planet Schmanet, Janet
      You're essential as a pencil
    39. Huey Lewis & the News: Heart of Rock and Roll
      They say the harder rock and roll is still beaten, And from what I've seen I believe 'em, Now the old boy may be barely breathin', But the harder rock and roll,, Harder rock and roll is still beaten
    40. Gordon Lightfoot: Early Morning Rain
      "Can't jump John Wayne, like a freight train."
    41. Prince: Seven
      With an intellect and the sidewalk there
    42. R.E.M.: Man On The Moon
      Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street, baby?
    43. Pink: Just Like Fire
      Just like fire, burning up the way. f**king up the world in just , one day.
    44. Chris Rea: Fool If You Think It's Over
      OOOH, I think it's over ....
    45. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
      I'm up on Mexican Loki.
    46. 21 Pilots: Stressed out
      tonthengood dope days
    47. The Beach Boys: Barbara Ann
      Barbara Ann ate my ham.
    48. Lady Gaga: Just Dance
      Just dance, spin that f*cktard babe
    49. Sarah Brightman: Time to say Goodbye
      Your brother, your sister, oh P.U.
    50. Bon Iver: Holocene
      Shake and bake, stick with her
    51. Stevie Nicks: Stand Back
      Dancing Nittany Lions
    52. Justin Timberlake: Mirrors
      Show me how to fight for now, And I'll tell you, baby, it was easy, Comin' back here to you once I fingered an owl
    53. Nicki Minaj: Starships
      Beating like a drunk man is coming your way.
    54. America: Ventura Highway
      Alligator lizards in the air, in the air...
    55. Eric Clapton: I Shot The Sheriff
      But I Swear it Wasn't Succotash
    56. Eminem: Beautiful
      Lately I've been haunting Reese
    57. Maroon 5: Sugar
      When i'm without you, i'm smoking weed
    58. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      You can't have me as your penpal, I'm going back to my mom
    59. BTO: Takin' Care Of Business
      Takin' care of business, pigs on ice!
    60. Toto: Africa
      sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress o'er the , Serengeti
    61. Def Leppard: Photograph
      i see your face every time i see every single , ragozine
    62. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
      no dark sark has them in the classroom
    63. Pink Floyd: Pigs (Three Different Ones)
      haha,sheharazad.
    64. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Yeah your finger in the pudding baby
    65. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your new lover., Cheat her better.
    66. Electro Velvet: Still In Love With You
      Sodding b***h!
    67. Demi Lovato: Made in the usa
      Baby you're a saint
    68. Rihanna: Stay
      Pikachu the steak
    69. Nine Inch Nails: Head Like a Hole
      The score is four to one; You serve.
    70. Porno for Pyros: Pets
      Were gonna make fake pets well make fake pets
    71. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She seems to have an invisible touch yeah, She reaches in and grabs right, holy airport!
    72. 54-40: She-La
      John Cena
    73. Jessie J: Bang Bang
      She's got a body like an albatross
    74. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
      Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shooting some people outside of the school
    75. David Bowie: Young Americans
      Sit on your hands on the buses to flavors, Blushing at all the apple sheelers.
    76. David Bowie: Young Americans
      Have you been a young American? Just you and your idle civil , sense of doubt, Ever ever everywhere and modern myth went from the ghetto
    77. Pink Floyd: Time
      And you want and you want to catch up with the sun, but it's , singing., Pacing around to come up behind you and then
    78. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      Was I a fool to let you break down my balls
    79. Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman
      Skin to skin, on my nuts
    80. Go West: King of Wishful Thinking
      I'm the king of wishbone breaking
    81. Megadeth: Set the World Afire
      Distorted figures walk the streets, it's 1999
    82. Everclear: Wonderful
      Mama's sins mean everything when you're little , and the world's so big
    83. Vampire Weekend: Step
      I feel it in my balls, I feel it in my balls
    84. Simply Red: The Ghost of Love
      Don't be afraid of the toaster love
    85. The Cars: Let's Go
      She never rakes her lawn
    86. Justin Timberlake: Mirrors
      And I'll tell you baby, it was easy coming back , into you once I fingered an owl.
    87. Connor Byers: Ghost
      You know the jew can come into the light
    88. Nick Jonas: Close
      This place was just a world in a persona that was hard to get , too close
    89. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Ruckus, firebomb, we all need someone to lean on
    90. Abba: Take A Chance On Me
      Upgrade to a love affair
    91. Abba: Voulez Vous
      Beetle ate my hair
    92. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      I'm bringing sexy back (Dad!)
    93. Rebecca Black: Friday
      Gotta be French, gotta go downstairs
    94. Rick Astley: Together Forever
      Together forever, and never Tupac
    95. Annette Funicello: Tall Paul
      Chalk On The Sidewalk Dishes On A Tree
    96. Morbid Angel: Lord Of All Fevers And Plague
      We are all soccer! We are soccer!
    97. Fear Factory: Resurrection
      Consummate memories...
    98. John Legend: All of Me
      Cause all the meat
    99. Taylor Swift: 22
      I don't know about you, But I feel like dirty poo
    100. Taylor Swift: All too well
      We're singing in the car, getting lost up in , space., The Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into , place,, And I can picture it after all these days