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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I was born in the borough of Manichowder

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Duncan
    Real Lyric: And I was born in the boredom and the chowder



    The story:

    I've long been aware that Manichowder is a fictitious municipality; I
    only recently learned that my brain, not Simon's, invented it. Of
    course the narrator is talking about his birthplace. I'm not sure
    whether Manichowder is supposed to be in New Brunswick or Nova
    Scotia: we are explicitly told that it is in Atlantic Canada, and it is
    strongly implied that he can drive from there to New England, which
    rules out Prince Edward Island (the Confederation Bridge did not
    exist when this song was written) and Newfoundland.

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