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Funny Paul Simon Misheard Song and Music Lyrics
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Songs by Paul Simon
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
A Poem on the Underground Wall
All Around The World
American Tune
Graceland
I Know What I Know
Kodachrome
Loves Me Like A Rock
Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
Mother and Child Reunion
Mrs. Robinson
Outrageous
The Obvious Child
Wake Up Little Susy
You Can Call Me Al
10 Most Common Paul Simon Misheard Songs
Kodachrome
You Can Call Me Al
Graceland
Mrs. Robinson
Mother and Child Reunion
Loves Me Like A Rock
The Obvious Child
All Around The World
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
10 Most Common Paul Simon Misheard Song Lyrics
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from he...
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
You can call me Al
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can cal...
Mamma don't take my kodachrome away
Oh, I would not give you false hope.
She comes back to tell me she's gone. As if I didn't know t...
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
I can snatch a little purity
Paul Simon's Funniest Misheard Song Lyrics
Hide it in a hiding place where no one e
As if I'd never noticed the way she brus
I have a nice big camperI love to take p
Mama don't take my chromosomes away.
Well, the Sun gets weary and the Sun goe
Mama don't take my totem pole away.
You can call "Meow!"
I'm a constipated man...
Mama don't take my cordless phone away.
Well I'm a custard eating soldier
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