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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shake it like a horny white preacher.

    Artist: Outkast
    Song: Hey Ya
    Real Lyric: Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture,



    The story:

    This was like the number one song when I was 15 or 16. I was
    riding with a friend of mine who's parents just so happened to
    have a very happy and good relationship with church. As we
    rode along the song came on and everyone was singing along
    and I simply said "I'm surprised you guys are ok with this song
    seeing as it talks about shaking it like a horny white preacher.
    Mind you this was also about the time that multiple priests
    were in the news not for some rather terrible circumstances.
    My friends mother immediately asked why i would be ok
    listening to it if that what i thought it said. I explained I typically
    didn't sing that part bc i thought it was a little too much.

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