Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 119,503 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

    Song: Oh Canada
    Real Lyric: Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...



    The story:

    Ryan was only four years old at the time

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!

    CallUsTheCream Dec 25, 2014 5:00 pm


    Well, it's true.

    RightWingWauker Sep 01, 2014 8:59 am


    I wouldn't be surprised if this was in a Canadian song, it is cold up there!

    Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 4:47 pm


    Out of the mouths of babes...

    irishwhistle Jun 03, 2012 3:03 am


    Well, its Canada, and it gets quite cold up there, so what's wrong with this? Canadians can stand on their cars in winter if they wish, then for-fill these lyrics.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:48 pm


    not far from the truth.

    rebeccawesome Jun 05, 2011 4:37 pm


    canada is fab ! south park too ...the love o my life , sweetheart carol is flying over from vancouver island to see me in bonny scotland och aye !!! xtc :}}}

    crocodile Jun 04, 2011 1:20 pm


    makes sense to me...

    alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:37 pm


    I was convinced this was right.

    Disneyfan217 Jun 23, 2010 9:15 pm


    Cracked me up. Guess there's not much to do in Canada...

    chgosue Dec 02, 2009 10:50 am


    I thought it was stand on cars and pee.

    JMonkey Aug 10, 2009 10:04 am


    I thought it was we stand on cars for thee...

    smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:11 am


    Very cute. Sometimes the kids rendition is better.

    chana193 Aug 10, 2008 8:01 pm