Check your p***y

Artist: Traditional
Real Lyric: Now bring us some figgy pudding


The story:

My 6 year-old grandnephew was singing the second verse of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" in the back seat of my brother's car and the child honestly thought those were the words to the song.

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datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:35 am

The part in the audio recording where they say "Now you kids be good and we'll bring you some friggin pudding" is so hilarious!

Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 5:06 pm

I laughed until I cried. Thanks, I needed that!

chizer May 25, 2012 12:20 pm

Addition to my last comment...Actually I thought "bring us some friggin' pudding" meant, hurry up, we are hungry, want some pudding!

DXMarx Jul 30, 2011 1:56 am

I really thought this was the correct lyrics for years (didn't think it was odd to sing "friggin pudding" for a christmas carol so never bothered to look up what they were, until I came across this!

DXMarx Jul 30, 2011 1:53 am

That sounds like something a kid would say, because really, what kid wants figgy pudding?

KissyRee Nov 07, 2010 7:22 pm

My kids are military brats and, unfortunately, exposed to all kinds of colorful language. When My youngest was about 3, her version was "Now bring us some f*#@ing pudding". I was mortified when she belted that out for the first time!

junetopaz Nov 01, 2010 11:18 pm

I can't figure out what's funnier, the misheard lyric or the image of a 6-year-old singing "bring us some friggin' pudding."

Rolbell77 Dec 31, 2009 11:37 am

That's hilarious! :)

hannahbry27 Sep 03, 2009 11:31 pm

Yeah - what kind of stuff do they teach kids?! Friggin' Pudding, Gay Apparel...

MindRealm Jul 10, 2009 11:08 pm

I really thought these were the lyrics when I was a kid. I was afraid to sing it, because we were not allowed to curse.

JMonkey Jun 05, 2009 7:41 am

that is so funny!!! i love it. every chrisma im going to sing it that way cause its so funny

thecatsmeow May 08, 2009 9:44 pm

i thought the same, but it's much better that way anyways. :)

Tortosatch Dec 29, 2008 1:22 am

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