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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

    Artist: Robert Palmer
    Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.



    The story:

    I thought that it was a song about Michael Jackson and I asked a friend if he had heard this song. He had me recite the lyrics. He laughed at me for days.

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    *breathless laughing*

    reallyawesomeness545 Oct 19, 2015 8:14 pm


    @EFESTHDrjdy - Stop being a troll!!

    Marcus Jul 01, 2015 12:54 pm


    uuhhhu sss

    EFESTHDrjdy Oct 17, 2013 11:35 pm


    uhu

    EFESTHDrjdy Oct 17, 2013 11:34 pm


    uhu

    EFESTHDrjdy Oct 17, 2013 11:33 pm


    http://www.kissthisguy.com/call-the-room-boy-boy-dont-give-it-up-misheard-48456.htm

    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:34 am


    Ahahahahahahahaha!!! I've heard this version before but the MJ reference killed me!! Excellent!

    marinac Feb 09, 2013 10:28 pm


    I couldn't stop laughing for days when I read this!

    Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 4:37 pm


    test4

    Dec 07, 2012 3:00 pm


    test3

    Dec 07, 2012 2:58 pm


    I always heard it as "...a dick head to love."

    rimfire Dec 13, 2011 2:48 pm


    dick with a glove? well it's nice to think that with his penchant for lots of girls in short skirts and low-cut tops in his videos that he advocated safe sex!

    romulusnr Nov 17, 2011 3:34 pm


    Made an account, just to comment on this. i laughed, for i dont know how long. Genious :')

    keebs360 Aug 03, 2011 5:46 am


    hahahahahaha xD

    cherikerri May 01, 2011 1:56 am


    Wow. I laughed so hard. Nice misheard there.

    jackass254 Jan 09, 2011 5:23 pm


    Wow. I laughed so hard. Nice misheard there.

    jackass254 Jan 09, 2011 5:22 pm


    This is hillarious, when I saw this misheard version of this song I actually didn't think about Michael Jackson, but my Dad did

    bot335 Oct 03, 2010 12:14 pm


    Oh my God I laughed so hard when I read this! Love it!!!

    Morris Oct 02, 2010 11:14 am


    LOLZ love it

    srosethal Sep 25, 2010 8:24 pm


    This is classic, on the level of " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy". Add the MJ part to it and it's five times as funny, at least!

    lavender1905 Sep 21, 2010 9:35 am


    I thought it was, My Anus will face it, your d**k is in love.

    piddlepod Sep 04, 2010 5:48 pm


    This story makes me wish I was there

    diager Jun 14, 2010 5:24 pm


    i laughed hard at this

    excaliburs_fire Apr 16, 2010 12:12 am


    LOL

    adc103051 Apr 15, 2010 3:09 pm


    @hattrick - MJ died in June 2009...

    mdl71270 Mar 31, 2010 9:10 am