THE MISHEARD:
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
| Real Lyric | Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. |
| Artist | Robert Palmer (Click for more) |
| Song | Addicted To Love (Click for more) |
The story:
I thought that it was a song about Michael Jackson and I asked a friend if he had heard this song. He had me recite the lyrics. He laughed at me for days.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 3/17/2002 1:59 pm |
| Age it happened | 25 |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:34 am
Ahahahahahahahaha!!! I've heard this version before but the MJ reference killed me!! Excellent!
marinac Feb 09, 2013 10:28 pm
I couldn't stop laughing for days when I read this!
Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 4:37 pm
test4
Dec 07, 2012 3:00 pm
test3
Dec 07, 2012 2:58 pm
I always heard it as "...a dick head to love."
rimfire Dec 13, 2011 2:48 pm
dick with a glove? well it's nice to think that with his penchant for lots of girls in short skirts and low-cut tops in his videos that he advocated safe sex!
romulusnr Nov 17, 2011 3:34 pm
Made an account, just to comment on this. i laughed, for i dont know how long. Genious :')
keebs360 Aug 03, 2011 5:46 am
hahahahahaha xD
cherikerri May 01, 2011 1:56 am
Wow. I laughed so hard. Nice misheard there.
jackass254 Jan 09, 2011 5:23 pm
Wow. I laughed so hard. Nice misheard there.
jackass254 Jan 09, 2011 5:22 pm
This is hillarious, when I saw this misheard version of this song I actually didn't think about Michael Jackson, but my Dad did
bot335 Oct 03, 2010 12:14 pm
Oh my God I laughed so hard when I read this! Love it!!!
Morris Oct 02, 2010 11:14 am
LOLZ love it
srosethal Sep 25, 2010 8:24 pm
This is classic, on the level of " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy". Add the MJ part to it and it's five times as funny, at least!
lavender1905 Sep 21, 2010 9:35 am
I thought it was, My Anus will face it, your d**k is in love.
piddlepod Sep 04, 2010 5:48 pm
This story makes me wish I was there
diager Jun 14, 2010 5:24 pm
i laughed hard at this
excaliburs_fire Apr 16, 2010 12:12 am
LOL
adc103051 Apr 15, 2010 3:09 pm
@hattrick - MJ died in June 2009...
mdl71270 Mar 31, 2010 9:10 am
@snailboy3547 - And I posted my original thoughts...in Aug. of 2009...before MJ died.
hattrick Feb 04, 2010 10:25 am
@snailboy3547 - Nope, that's not why. If you listen to the rest of the song, it is obviously not what it is about. Not to mention, since you brought up dates, this song came out before Michael Jackson did that stuff. It was released in 1986!
hattrick Feb 04, 2010 10:24 am
to hattrick; Why wrong and inappropriate? It couldn't be that you think that its wrong just because he's dead, could it? The fact that this post has been up for eight years now, and was posted when Michael Jackson WAS, infact, a dick with a glove who dangled babies out of hotel windows. Just because someone dies does not mean that they were instantly a saint while alive.
snailboy3547 Feb 04, 2010 9:45 am
This one is THE funniest one i've heard.....I spewed cereal all over the computer when I read it!! Laughed for an hour!
skydiver1959 Oct 21, 2009 5:28 pm
Yeah, I can't believe someone ACTUALLY thought that's what it was. I think they just made it up to sound funny, but they failed. It's just wrong and inappropriate.
hattrick Aug 29, 2009 12:48 am
