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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...reach down between my legs... ease the sea-bag...

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it... reach down between my legs... ease the seat back...



    The story:

    I was driving along in the car with some friends, and was repeating the lyrics to this part of the song -- you know -- the growly David Lee Roth monologue part, and got to this lyric. My friends freaked out... I had to admit that I had always been perplexed by Mr. Roth's somewhat bizarre reference to that part of the male anatomy. Yikes.

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