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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Panama" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Van Halen

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Panama" by Van Halen? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Panama" Lyrics

    Manimal
    Mother-in-law!
    pantyhose
    Reach down between my legs and ease the
    Hot shoe, burning down the amadoo
    Animal
    Had enough,Had Enough
    Ah-Choo! Burning down the avenue...
    Animal!
    Cannonball
    "WhoaOOOOwhoa!" and "Cannonball!", simul
    Fair thee well
    Got an on ramp comin' through my bathroo
    Hand and run
    Got a cramp going to the bathroom
    Animal, animal
    Pan 'em up!
    Cannonball, cannonba-all
    "Had enough! Had eno-o-ugh!"
    Batter-up
    Cannonball
    Cannonball!
    Burnin' Up
    Geronimo
    animal
    cannonball! cannonball!
    Reached down between my legs; he's a sle
    I reached down between my legs and squez
    ...reach down between my legs... ease th
    Head'em Off
    I reach down between my legs and ease th
    Reach down....between my legs, and......
    Had enough bad love, ove, ove, uh/Had en
    Manimal
    Reached down between my legs and eat som
    had enough
    Had enough
    my boyfriend thought it was "Had Enough"
    Burnin' Love
    Animal
    Murderer!
    Had enough... bad love-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
    I've got my back against the wreckin' ma
    Got a feel for the whale in the movie pa
    Reach down between my legs and squeeze t
    Animal!
    Got an on-ramp coming through my bathroo
    Panaca!
    Animal
    Had enough
    Had Enough
    "Burnin' Love"
    Animal
    animal
    Man on the run
    Planet Rock
    Cannonball
    Don't you know she's got a hairy knee?
    Padded bra!
    There you are
    Padded bra
    Animal!

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