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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I reached down between my legs
    and eased the SEED BAG.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back...

    The story:

    Friend's mom walked into my
    friend's room while we were
    listening to this and thought she
    heard it as "seed bag." She freaked
    out and told us we couldn't listen to
    that crap anymore...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/25/2002 9:42 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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