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    "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beatles

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    Misheard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" Lyrics

    ... the girl's so incredibly high.
    Lucy knew this guy with diamonds
    Lucy in disguise with lions
    You think the taxi's a bear on the shore
    Newspaper taxis of beer on the shore...
    The girl with colitis goes by
    Lucy in the sky with Linus
    You'll see in the sky McDonald's.
    Lucy and this guy at Dinah's
    The girl with colitis goes by...
    the girl with colitis goes by
    Lucy was a cow that died.
    the girl with colitis goes by
    Look, me and this guy were
    The girl with Colitis walks by
    Lucy in the sky...get down
    Lucy in the sky MacGyver Lucy in the sky
    Beat that b***h
    Snoopy in the sky with Linus
    The girl with colitis goes by.
    The girl with colitis goes by
    A girl with colitus goes by
    A girl with colitis goes by
    Lucy in the sky, the sky, the.
    Lucy in the sky must die
    the girls with colitis go by
    Lucy in the sky with Linas.
    Picture yourself in a bowl full of Jello
    A girl with kaleidis goes by
    Lucy got her pie with albert
    Where rockinghorse people lead marshmall
    poke me in the eye you onion
    The girl with colitis goes by
    The Girl With Calidis Goes By
    The girl with colitus goes by
    Lucy is the guy with Simon.
    ...the girl with colitus goes by.
    A girl with colitis goes by.
    You see, in the sky are diamonds.
    Lucy in disguise with diamonds
    Lucy in disguise with diamonds
    Look for the girl with the sun in her as
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slo
    Picture yourself on a train in a station
    Lucy and this guy named Desmond.
    1. Lucy's getting high with Linus and 2.
    looking at the sky for diamonds
    The Girl with Girl-itis goes by...
    The girl with colitis goes by
    Lucy is a guy named Simon
    Lucy and this guy were dancing
    The girl with colitis goes by.
    Lucy's in a fight with Linus
    The girl with colitis goes by.
    Judy in disguise, well that's it!
    The girl with colitis walks by
    While the girls with collitis go by
    Everyone smiles as you drift past the fl
    The girl with the microscope eyes
    What rackitup people eat marshmallow lie

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