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    "Invisible Touch" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Genesis

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    Misheard "Invisible Touch" Lyrics

    Busy bow tasha...
    She seems to have an invisible talk show
    She seemed to have invisible torture
    She seems to have some fizzy bottle tops
    She seems to have an invisible tough s**
    She seems to have that invincible talk s
    She seems to have an invisible tractor.
    She seems to have an invisible tushie
    She seems to have a physical attraction.
    She seems to have an easy go truncheon
    She's in the half pipe, little bit of th
    She sees the hat and physical talk show.
    She sees the hat and isn't gonna touch i
    She seems to have a busy box top shelf
    She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t
    She seems to have that physical top s**t
    She sees a hand that's busy on the top s
    She's got her hand in invisible duck sh*
    She seems to have an invisible top shirt
    She sees the hat, and invisible touch it
    She needs a hat and Dizzy won't touch he
    She sees your hand so busy don't touch i
    She seems to have that visible tough sh*
    She seems to hearken in blizzards for Du
    She's got a top gun, busy on a tough s*i
    She seems to have an invisible top s**t!
    She's in a hut an invisible hut, yeah
    "She sees the hat, and is she gonna touc
    She don't like losing it, to hurry 'Circ
    She seem to have an invisible toucha. S
    She seems to have an invisible tough sh*
    She seems to have it, is he gonna touch
    She sees a hat but baby don't touch it.
    She seems to have a physical attraction!
    She sees a half man visiba dutch
    She seems to have some invisible tough s
    She wears a half top and Billy won't tou
    She seems to have an invisible tough s**
    She seems to have an invisible todger.
    She seems to have an invisible tough s**
    She seems to have a mysterious top shee
    She sees the hat, on the visible top she
    Philly bar a touchin
    She seems to be in physical top shape.
    She reaches in, and grabs my podiart
    She seems to have a phyical att-rac-tion
    Greasy slicked down body, groovy leather
    She seems to have that ivisible top s**t
    She sees the hat but is she gonna touch
    She seems to have an invisible touch-eh!
    She sees a hat, is it on the top shelf ?
    She seems to have an invisble tough s**t
    She has a filthy ability to take everyth
    SHE SEEMS TO HAVE....OOOOHHH DON'T TOUCH
    She seems to have an invisible top shelf
    She seems to have an invisible turkey
    "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?
    She seems to have an invisible touch yea
    She sees it happen, is it going to touch
    She sees the hat rack, is she gonna touc
    She seems to have an invisible dog s**t

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