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    "Footloose" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Kenny Loggins

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Footloose" Lyrics

    Dig way down in your heart You're burnin
    Come off your whole wheat crack
    Jeez, Louise Pull me up by my knees Jack
    Jack, get back Come off the whole-wheat
    Fat Louis, Fat Louis
    Jeez Louise Attorney General Edwin Meese
    Footloose You're a douche Kick off your
    I give you my card
    I'll hit the ceiling, or else I'm terrib
    My pot's in my car
    Everybody got Froot Loops
    "I'm on the whole-wheat crack" OR "I'm o
    Jack, get back C'mon the whole wheat tra
    cou-sin lou-is Kick off the Sunday shoes
    Lewis, cousin Lewis kicked off his sunda
    Been working so hard, I'm washing my car
    Dig way down in your heart You're urine
    Been working so hard I'm washing my car
    Footlosse, Footloose, kid got my Sunday
    Somebody to tell you Darth Vader's passi
    Oh, My Lord, come one, come on, let's go
    Cat, get back, I'm gonna have a heart at
    You're Burning Yodelling Folk Songs
    Loose, Footloose, kick of your Sundance

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