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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The little thingy with his eerie little makeup
    Yeah buddy, that's his own thing
    The little thingy got his own jet airplane
    The little thingy has a million ale

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: The little f**got with the earring and the makeupYeah buddy, that's his own hairThe little f**got got his own jet airplaneThe little f**got he's a millionaire



    The story:

    I've always been puzzled as to the nature of this song until recently. When I was really little, I thought it was just a nonsense song (not only did I mishear " f**got" as "thingy", I also thought the "chicks" in question were actual baby chickens, and that they were bragging about modern conveniences..."We got the movies, color TV" instead of "We got to move these color TVs") When I read the actual lyrics on the insert of Brothers in Arms, I at first took them at face value, thinking Mark Knopfler was bashing the new wave artists of the time. But soon after THAT I read an interview in the Billboard Book of Number One Hits that said Mark didn't actually come up with them himself, he was eavesdropping on an MTV detractor in an appliance store and he said the song was about the "stupidity of prejudice". So I didn't just bungle them, I bungled them TWICE!

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