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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Take It Easy" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eagles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Take It Easy" by Eagles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Take It Easy" Lyrics

    Don't let the soundy girl on wheels driv
    Lookin for a rubber that won't blow my b
    lookin for a lover who won't blow my bro
    Lookin' for a lover who won't know my br
    It's a girl, my lord, with a plastic sw
    Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my br
    A gf of mine sang to me in a very sassy
    It's a girl, my lord, in a flat bedboard
    Its a girl my lord in a black man's car
    Oh dear Lord, in her plastic Ford
    Don't let the sound of your oatmeal driv
    It's a girl, my Lord, in a black, bent F
    Im looking at a girl in a plastic ford s
    Looking for a lover who won't blow my br
    it's a girl, my lord, in some fat-head's

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