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    "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" by England Dan & John Ford Coley? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" Lyrics

    But there's a warm wind blowing the star
    I'm not talkin about millenium
    I'm not talkin' 'bout Bolivia...
    I'm not talking 'bout the linen
    ..I'm not talking bout your linen, and i
    There's a warm wind blowin' my socks aro
    I'm not talkin' 'bout bulemia (or Bolivi
    I'm not talkin' bout Meriddean........
    I'm not talkin bout the lineage!
    I'm not talkin' bout millenia
    I'm not talkin' the Millennium
    I'm not talking 'bout clamidia
    I'm not talking 'bout the linen
    I'm not talkin bout the linen. I'm not t
    I'm not talking about Gideon, and I don'
    But there's a warm wind blowing the star
    I'm not talking about the women And I d
    I ain't talkin bout my linen
    im not talkin' bout the linen...and i do
    I'm not talkin' 'bout klamidea....
    I,m not talking about blue linen.
    I'm not talkin' 'bout my linen...
    I'm not talkin' bout the linen
    I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen.
    I'm not talking about the linens
    I'm not talking about the linens
    I'm not talkin bout the linens...
    I'm not talkin' about millenium
    I won't ask for armistice, so you won't
    I'm not talkin' 'bout meridian.
    I'm not talkin bout the linen
    i'm not talking about my lady
    I'm not talking 'bout M'Lady.
    I'm not talking about my linen
    "I'm not talkin' 'bout molybdenum..."
    I'm not talkin' 'bout aluminum
    I'm not talkin' bout the linen
    I'm not talkin' bout the linen
    im not asking for common sex so you don'
    I'm not talking 'bout the linens And I
    There's a warm wind blowin' the stars ar
    I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen And I d
    I'm not talking 'bout bulimia And I don'
    I'm not talking 'bout Meridian And I don

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