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    Aime la ciboulette !

    (like the chive)

    Artist: Beyonce
    Song: Single Ladies
    Real Lyric: All the single ladies

    The story:

    I was returning from Lapa, RJ, Brazil, after a very long party night, playing brass in the streets and drinking (lots of) free Gringorinha.
    We were singing loud this Beyonce song in the taxi.
    Then the taxi driver stopped the car and started to laugh: "Are you really singing 'Aime la ciboulette' ?"...

    ... Yes...

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    Submitted by

    jeantalus59

    Submitted on

    9/12/2015 4:41 pm

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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