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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Single Ladies" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Beyonce

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Single Ladies" by Beyonce? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Single Ladies" Lyrics

    If you like it then you better put a nam
    All the pringle haters..
    I'm a cigarette
    if you don't you'll be alone and like a
    I'm a single X.
    Order cigarettes, order cigarettes...
    Just cry on my tits For three good years
    if we locked then you should've poured a
    i'm a single lady i'm a single lady.....
    All the cigarettes, Al the cigarettes
    Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marm
    If you like it, then you shoulda put a r
    If you like your finger, shorty, put a r
    Amish to the left, Amish to the left
    And like the clothes I'll be gone
    Don't treat me to be pleased of the worl
    Don't treat me to be queens of the world
    I'm a single egg
    is that your lighter then you'd better p
    i wanna single lettuce (wanna single let
    all the single letters
    I'm a single lettuce I'm a single lettuc
    Ocean legs, ocean legs
    Not doin' my dirty laundry
    I want a single A
    if you liked it you should have bought a
    I'm a single A
    All the circlies
    I wanna sing a lettuce, I wanna sing a l
    Aime la ciboulette ! (like the chive)
    I'm a single lettuce
    I own a Single Lettuce
    I'M A CIGARETTE!

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