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    "Black Dog" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Led Zeppelin

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Black Dog" Lyrics

    A Beatle age woman ain't got no soul
    A filleted woman ain't got no soul
    A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
    It takes too long for I found out while
    A skinny lonely woman ain't got no soul
    A pig-headed woman ain't got no soul
    a big lipped woman ain't got no soul
    People, that woman ain't got no soul
    I don't know, but I been told, a three-l
    Beetle leg woman aint got no soul
    Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby, "Gonna t
    a pre laid women aint got no soul
    A big league woman ain't got no soul.
    A beetle headed woman ain't got no soul.
    Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, m
    a skinny headed woman ain't got no soul
    whatch your poly-grip..can't keep away
    gonna tell the French gonna be a star
    three legged woman ain't got no soul
    A been laid woman ain't got no soul
    A FREE legged woman ain't got no soul
    Big-legged woman ain't got no hole
    I don't know but I been told, people, th
    a green grasshopper's got a red asshole
    A freaky little woman ain't got no soul
    A three legged woman aint got no soul
    Eskimo p***y sure is cold.
    A big black woman ain't got no soul
    Been Dazed and confused for so long its
    Didn't take long, 'fore I found out, peo
    obese woman ain't got no soul
    A big lipped woman ain't got no soul
    A Three legged woman ain't got no soul
    I don't know, but I've been told, A been
    gotta kill the fridge to be a star
    Hey baby,woah baby, pretty baby, gotta g
    A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
    Beetle headed woman ain't got no soul
    a middle aged woman aint got no soul
    I gotta roll, can't stand still, That fl
    Been layed woman ain't got no soul
    Hey baby, woah baby, pretty baby Da ba d
    I'm gonna tell the French I'm gonna be a

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