I got string on my face, this yellow fat chick just got that spider in the face!

The story:

Think of it as if this "yellow fat chick" is shooting something. They were aiming for a certain target, but instead shot off target and hit a spider. It'll sounds a bit like this:

This yellow fat chick just got that spah(d)er in the face

You won't really hear the D clearly. I still quite like it though ^_^