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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I just want someone to say to me no
    I'll always be there if you wait
    you know I'd like to eat my cheese dry today
    so stay with me and I'll have a day

    Artist: Blind Melon
    Song: No Rain
    Real Lyric: I just want someone to save me oh oh oh ohI'll always be there when you wakeyou know I like to keep my cheeks dry todayso stay with me and I'll have it made

    The story:

    I loved Blind Melon for a few years but I hadn't gotten the album yet, my science teacher gave me a copy I was listening to the album on repeat and I realized that the song would have made no sense with the lyrics so then I went and looked them up and saw how wrong I was, luckily I was the only one who could really laugh about it

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/11/2004 1:24 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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