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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you're all alone, with a pretty purse, let's go!
    Honey I'm still free. Take a chance on me.

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you're all alone, and the pretty birds have flown,honey I'm still free. Take a chance on me.



    The story:

    I was 11 or so when I first heard the song, and had always thought it was a really weird translation that meant, "Hey, if you've nothing better to do & have some cash on you, let's get together and go somewhere!" It was years later when some friends and I were singing along to the tape that we realized none of us were singing the same lyrics. After much discussion & trying to wear out that particular part of the tape we decided we were never going to agree, and that we would have to just wait until we got home to look them up on the internet. Turns out that none of us were correct!

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