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I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to shave his face
No message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and shave your face.

Artist: Michael Jackson

Song: Man In The Mirror

Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirrorI'm asking him to change his waysNo message could have been any clearerIf you want to make the world a better place Take a look at yourself and make a change.

The story:

This is the way my stepdaughter sang it when I met her. She was three. I taught it to our church coir this way and we sould crack up singing it.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

8/13/2006 12:44 am

Age it happened

3

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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