oprah, get away, away from me

The story:

Firstly, this was many moons ago and I was a young boy. I had an older brother who I thought was the wickedest, he was SUPER cool. His room was off limits to me and I had to sit with my ear against his door to listen to the music coming from behind the door of the "ultimate cool guy". So there he was, blasting "Inject the Venom" by AC/DC and I was listening, loving, and banging my 9 year old head to the song. So he opens the door as I have a banana in my hand, screaming into it "Who is the Phantom!" and repeating it like crazy. He instantly called me a retarded fag and gave me a typical "16 year old brother on his little 9 year old brother beating" just for disgracing an AC/DC song. I'm 28 now and he still writes it in my birthday cards and Christmas cards, OR even out of the blue, he'll call me and ask "Who is the Phantom?". I hate that f**king song so much now its not even funny.