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    "Superman" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Five For Fighting

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Superman" by Five For Fighting? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Superman" Lyrics

    I'm only a man, a sailor with cheese.
    I'm only a man, with a fondness for shee
    Looking for special things and sodomy, A
    oprah, get away, away from me
    I'm only a man, not a silly red sheep
    I'm just scared to fly, I'm not dead, I
    more than some pretty face that's potty-
    I'm only a man a seller of cheese
    I'm more than a man, I'm selling red che
    ...a funny red sheep...
    i'm just a man sealed with cheese
    I'm only a man, with forty red sheep
    "I'm only a man/I only eat sheep"
    I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive
    Looking for special things in sodomy, in
    and sodomy, and sodomy
    Im only a manic in a horny red sheet
    I'm only a man, with forty red sheep
    I'm only a man with fourty red seeds
    I may be disturbed to watch you concieve
    im only a man, with 40 red sheep
    I'm holding a man with forty red sheep
    a fully wet cheese
    I'm just a man with forty red sheep
    Looking for special things in sodomy
    Looking for special things in sodomy
    Looking for special things in sodomy...
    Basically, anywhere the lead singer said
    the same old s**t keeps going around
    I'm more than a s**t, I'm bigger than di
    I'm only a man with 40 red sheep.
    Men weren't meant to ride with lads betw
    Even heroes have the right to breed...
    Looking for special things in sodomy
    Looking for special things and sodomy
    Only a man with dirty, webbed feet
    In sodomy
    im just a man with fourty red sheep
    I'm only a man; I'm more than red cheese
    It's not easy being green.

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