The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean in air And dreaming I’m a doctor
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to tease me a lot and dream that I’m adopted
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Real Lyric: "...and little early birdie came by in his curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
The Misheard: "... and little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
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Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
The Misheard: Maybe get a birthstone for your little finger Maybe get a birthstone for your thumb
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Real Lyric: You what? Tin roof rusted.
The Misheard: You're what? Inter-ested
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Real Lyric: It's my life
The Misheard: Kiss my wife
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: We'll both share this a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you putter kiss upon the table?
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Real Lyric: don't want to be your beast of burden
The Misheard: my dad used to sing this line and i thought it was real: emily your pizza's burnin'
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Real Lyric: Come Together Right Now Over Me
The Misheard: Come to Gather Ride Now On My Knee
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' about movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' about the Libyans
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