The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no moustache for the man in the mirror
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Real Lyric: The North side of my house faced East and the East was facing South.
The Misheard: The North side of my salvastrie on the East was facing South.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah she reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She's just a ham and physical top s**t she reaches in and slowly ponies your horse.
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Real Lyric: Gunpowder gelatine
The Misheard: Caspar and cheddar cheese
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun fun fun til her daddy takes the T bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun fun fun til her daddy kicks her teeth in
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
The Misheard: Warm smell of Colitis, rising up through the air.
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Real Lyric: You should be dancing, yeah.
The Misheard: You should be Nancy, yeah.
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee...
The Misheard: She looks like a flower, but she thinks like a bee.../ She looks like a flower but she thinks I can be...
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Real Lyric: That's a cold shot, babe
The Misheard: Let's go shopping.
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Livin in la vida
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