The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take the long way home...
The Misheard: Take the wrong way home...
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds thunder s**t
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all his fuel at perihelion
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Misheard: chille cheese out my window.
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Real Lyric: I don't care what you say anymore this is my life. Either way it's OK to wake up with yourself.
The Misheard: I don't care what you say anymore this is my life. Either way it's OK to wake up with a smell.
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I bless the rain on an Apricot
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away' I don't know where my home is
The Misheard: I'm like a turd that won't flush away Cos I got all ma homies...
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Real Lyric: Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife from a close friend Wife from a close friend, and...
The Misheard: Well he went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won then you flew your cupid down to NOva Scotia To see the total eclips of the sun well your where you should be all the time and when your not your not the farmers maids wife stol the coats for
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Real Lyric: Theres nothing where he used to lie My conversation has run dry
The Misheard: Theres nothing where he used to lie my vagina has run dry
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Real Lyric: Big ole jet airliner
The Misheard: We gone tear that line up
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