The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to the oasis
The Misheard: I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to the yellow laces
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Real Lyric: When some cowboy in the back yelled, Cotton Eyed Joe
The Misheard: All my b***hes for her smile
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up I'll be drinkin' in a couple of bars
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
The Misheard: Mam don't take my chloroform away.
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Real Lyric: Baby's got blue skies
The Misheard: baby's got blisters
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Real Lyric: The little f**got with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy, that's his own hair The little f**got got his own jet airplane The little f**got he's a millionaire
The Misheard: The little thingy with his eerie little makeup Yeah buddy, that's his own thing The little thingy got his own jet airplane The little thingy has a million ale
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the jets
The Misheard: Banging on the chest
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Real Lyric: Evil Woman
The Misheard: Illegal Woman
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Real Lyric: Run Dmc and Master Jay, run...
The Misheard: Run down see your mother Jay, run...
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Real Lyric: "I know I'm not a hopeless case"
The Misheard: "I know i'm not a hookers case"
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